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Two party politics: Goons, Test and the Great Illusion of choice.

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Mellisa Jade
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2013-06-13 07:01:34 UTC
I put it to you, people of eve, that this much vaunted war between Test and Goons is merley a tool; devised to mis-place the trust of outside entitys and throw any force that might be opposed to the blue circle jerk, that is the left half of the eve map, into disarray.

Perhaps a false flag attack designed to lure out any would be agressor with a vested intrest in the destruction of this Empire of Evil.

Either way all is not as it might appear. Things in the TestGoon empire are still quite safe. Ohh the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.....


Peek-aboo, I see You. ..

_'Time is to eternity, as the mind is to what surrounds us.' _
Alara IonStorm
#2 - 2013-06-13 07:11:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
Sure the official story is that Rifters brought down those POS's but if you look closely at this grainy video, it's obvious it was controlled demolition that destroyed those Control Towers...

... and what's the deal with Corp Hanger 7?

What aren't they telling us!
Proletariat Tingtango
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-06-13 07:24:58 UTC
Get back on your meds.
Dheeradj Nurgle
Hoover Inc.
Snuffed Out
#4 - 2013-06-13 07:33:49 UTC
Damn, they're on to us.


Ban thread, Gas OP
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#5 - 2013-06-13 07:41:12 UTC
Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Signal11th
#6 - 2013-06-13 08:29:32 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in



Checking in!

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-06-13 08:36:08 UTC
Yawn Arrow
Dave Stark
#8 - 2013-06-13 08:36:15 UTC
with every thread i see, i get less and less interested in what could potentially be a great war (and i mean that in the sense of "that's cool" rather than in terms of size)

a shame.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#9 - 2013-06-13 11:01:34 UTC
There is a difference



TEST hold all my Blood Agents and wont let me in to use them


Therefore, they must die

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#10 - 2013-06-13 11:24:26 UTC
Mellisa Jade wrote:

Either way all is not as it might appear. Things in the TestGoon empire are still quite safe. Ohh the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.....


SPOILER ALERT!

The team you quoted there loses in the end.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Scatim Helicon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-06-13 11:32:47 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in


Hush, you don't exist.

Every time you post a WiS thread, Hilmar strangles a kitten.
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#12 - 2013-06-13 11:36:03 UTC
Scatim Helicon wrote:
Malcanis wrote:
Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in


Hush, you don't exist.


Poor INIT., ~narratived out of existence

Cry

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Robus Muvila
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-06-13 11:41:37 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Scatim Helicon wrote:
Malcanis wrote:
Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in


Hush, you don't exist.


Poor INIT., ~narratived out of existence

Cry


*Malcanis looked at his hands, they were slowly turning transparent... His scream trapped in his throat as he ceased to be. The only evidence that he ever was, was the cheeto dust slowly spiraling down to the ergonomic desk chair from now absent fingertips, and the bottle of flat mountain dew that stood a silent vigil to it's owners departure. The Mountain Dew said nothing, but deep inside, the mountain dew wept thick, syrupy tears for it's missing master*

TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages
Alphea Abbra
Project Promethion
#14 - 2013-06-13 11:41:45 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Scatim Helicon wrote:
Malcanis wrote:
Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in


Hush, you don't exist.


Poor INIT., ~narratived out of existence

Cry
Don't worry, I have it from excellent source that the entirety of N3 is a part of the CFHB coalition.
INIT. are better off on your own.

Except of course that you are on the null-sec sov. map and are thus all literally The Mittani.
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#15 - 2013-06-13 11:43:48 UTC
"Mountain Dew"?


That's slander, sir, vile slander.


I drink rum.

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Prince Kobol
#16 - 2013-06-13 11:45:46 UTC
Mellisa Jade wrote:
I put it to you, people of eve, that this much vaunted war between Test and Goons is merley a tool; devised to mis-place the trust of outside entitys and throw any force that might be opposed to the blue circle jerk, that is the left half of the eve map, into disarray.

Perhaps a false flag attack designed to lure out any would be agressor with a vested intrest in the destruction of this Empire of Evil.

Either way all is not as it might appear. Things in the TestGoon empire are still quite safe. Ohh the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.....


Peek-aboo, I see You. ..



I care why?
Robus Muvila
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-06-13 11:45:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Robus Muvila
Malcanis wrote:
"Mountain Dew"?


That's slander, sir, vile slander.


I drink rum.


Yeah but Rum is a hardass. He dun give a **** that you faded from existence. He's too busy pimping it up wit his hoez.*

* Robus Muvila can neither confirm nor deny that rum may or may not own hoez or pimp things

TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#18 - 2013-06-13 11:55:37 UTC
Random NPC corp alt claims that the war is nothing but a smoke show, and has no proof to back it up.

Yeah, next you're going to tell me that EN24 isn't biased.

Or that CCP really means CCCP and is actually run by the Russian government.

...
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#19 - 2013-06-13 11:57:30 UTC
Its more like the chaotic casual cool masses of hi-sec VS people with too much time on their hands. :)

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

Dheeradj Nurgle
Hoover Inc.
Snuffed Out
#20 - 2013-06-13 12:06:43 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:

Or that CCP really means CCCP and is actually run by the Russian government.



Well, I might have bad news for you.
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