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Sublime's Rage

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VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#1 - 2013-06-12 18:57:00 UTC
Everybody knows those really great and exceptional eve pilots who suspect bait in market hubs.

The ones that spend all day separating aggression and then fight 2 ship classes above their target using remote reps...

here's a cool ending to that story:

*this guy is suspect baiting in Amarr and hilarity ensues...

Sublime Rage > you think people can bump me?

challenge accepted.

VegasMirage > hows dat feel bro?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18203559

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Forum Clone 77777
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-06-12 20:01:20 UTC
Youre not even the one who did the bumping. Fail.
But its a nice kill anyway.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#3 - 2013-06-12 20:06:24 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Forum Clone 77777 wrote:
Youre not even the one who did the bumping. Fail.
But its a nice kill anyway.


must be a sublime alt

My alt bounced him off the station like a beach ball from 123km at over 8,000 m/sec had him 3 km off station and told my guys to web and aggress... but nice try anyways

moar cries of fail please, expecially from your main char.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Haulie Berry
#4 - 2013-06-12 20:09:28 UTC
Confirming that this is a cool story everyone is likely to care about.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#5 - 2013-06-12 20:18:38 UTC
Haulie Berry wrote:
Confirming that this is a cool story everyone is likely to care about.


who "cares" about anything in Eve, it's a game... hopefully, we provided some content that made you chuckle

His tears will keep me playing into next month.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Haulie Berry
#6 - 2013-06-12 20:21:03 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
Haulie Berry wrote:
Confirming that this is a cool story everyone is likely to care about.


who "cares" about anything in Eve, it's a game... hopefully, we provided some content that made you chuckle

His tears will keep me playing into next month.


That's the thing, though - it didn't deliver the funny.

"Some guy you never heard of was tooling around and got curbstomped by a small fleet" is possibly the most generic, workaday story known to Eve.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#7 - 2013-06-12 20:28:22 UTC
Haulie Berry wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
Haulie Berry wrote:
Confirming that this is a cool story everyone is likely to care about.


who "cares" about anything in Eve, it's a game... hopefully, we provided some content that made you chuckle

His tears will keep me playing into next month.


That's the thing, though - it didn't deliver the funny.

"Some guy you never heard of was tooling around and got curbstomped by a small fleet" is possibly the most generic, workaday story known to Eve.


if you understood the game mechanics, you'd enjoy eve more... just sayin



no more games... it's real this time!!!
Haulie Berry
#8 - 2013-06-12 20:37:00 UTC
I understand the game mechanics quite well.

It just wasn't very funny, is the thing.

Socratic was funny. This was just an excruciatingly mundane non-event.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#9 - 2013-06-12 20:39:45 UTC
Haulie Berry wrote:
I understand the game mechanics quite well.

It just wasn't very funny, is the thing.

Socratic was funny. This was just an excruciatingly mundane non-event.


you should try creating content sometimes, it's tough to do!!!! X

I'll retire now, to DoTA or WoT's

no more games... it's real this time!!!
StoneCold
Decadence.
RAZOR Alliance
#10 - 2013-06-12 20:48:21 UTC
I heared of Game of Tears, and it realy made me juggle.

Thank you for sharing! :)

My true stories
Forum Clone 77777
Doomheim
#11 - 2013-06-12 21:32:07 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
Forum Clone 77777 wrote:
Youre not even the one who did the bumping. Fail.
But its a nice kill anyway.


must be a sublime alt

My alt bounced him off the station like a beach ball from 123km at over 8,000 m/sec had him 3 km of station and told my guys to web and aggress... but nice try anyways

moar cries of fail please, expecially from your main char.


Thats weak, and doesnt even make sense.

He was bumped off station, but no thanks to you, thats all Im here to say. Scrub.
AmiraMatar
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#12 - 2013-06-12 21:56:45 UTC
Forum Clone 77777 wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
Forum Clone 77777 wrote:
Youre not even the one who did the bumping. Fail.
But its a nice kill anyway.


must be a sublime alt

My alt bounced him off the station like a beach ball from 123km at over 8,000 m/sec had him 3 km of station and told my guys to web and aggress... but nice try anyways

moar cries of fail please, expecially from your main char.


Thats weak, and doesnt even make sense.

He was bumped off station, but no thanks to you, thats all Im here to say. Scrub.


I bumped him you failtard

http://i.imgur.com/sc4646Y.jpg (image provided by Sublime himself)

We planned this on comms for 30 minutes while he was baiting... all the other non related bumpers did was get in the way.

you may proceed to cry moar.
Forum Clone 77777
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-06-12 23:10:48 UTC
Somehow a screenshot of your little failstabber next to him proves it? I know, because I was there, you didnt bump him off station, someone else did, and in the screenshot you show, hes already way off station.

Doesnt matter how long you planned anything, you werent the hero you make yourself out to be.
Sissy Sockpuppet
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-06-12 23:24:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Sissy Sockpuppet
Forum Clone 77777 wrote:
Somehow a screenshot of your little failstabber next to him proves it? I know, because I was there, you didnt bump him off station, someone else did, and in the screenshot you show, hes already way off station.

Doesnt matter how long you planned anything, you werent the hero you make yourself out to be.


Your butthurt is legendary.

Please never stop posting.

What did you lose by the way? Was it expensive, embarrassing or both?

Please tell us, so the butthurt can flow freely, as though it were cascading wantonly from a sparkling, priceless goblet overflowing with golden, sore but highly polished butts.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#15 - 2013-06-13 04:10:45 UTC
As someone who has watched paint dry on that undock on several occasions, this made me chuckle.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#16 - 2013-06-13 04:34:05 UTC
I was bumped to my doom by Sublime once. Threw a wrench into my "best laid plan".

I don't recall him dashing to the forums like a classless peasant though.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Kyle Langdon
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-06-13 06:59:44 UTC
When you play the Game of Tears you either win or die...
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#18 - 2013-06-13 10:49:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Princess Saskia
Remembering that pr0 pvp is flying around with a gang in highsec killing low numbers of Wartargets, in expencive clones. Way to go. Way to go.

 ♥ 
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-06-14 01:01:32 UTC
He didn't get enough attention on Battleclinic's forums, so he puts it here.

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#20 - 2013-06-14 01:08:50 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Anya Klibor wrote:
He didn't get enough attention on Battleclinic's forums, so he puts it here.


This is "The Process" we use for doucheknuckles Anya, you should know this... do I need to start a forum thread about how we trolled you to the point you actually begged us to stop. How I had you booted from your Corp/Alliance...

Anyways, you seem to be doing well getting every corp and alliance you join to hate you. Marmite comms are filled with hilarious Anya crybaby stories.

Let me find those chat logs with you... need to start a fresh thread.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
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