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Farms and Fields 2.0 is out!

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Kalissis
#1 - 2013-06-12 15:14:04 UTC
Hello fellow EVE Players! "Farms and Fields" as previously announced and concepted by "The Mittani" is now out in version 2.0.

If you like a carebear driven gameplay, creating and taking care of your farm animals and watching them grow, join now the fight in Fountain!

We the players (PL, TEST, Goonswarm, NC. and many others) are inviting you to pretend with us there is fun to be had and sit wating in TIDI 1% for your rockets to hit (unless you prefer insta hit weapons, then it's waiting for the damage to appear).

Expansion "Fams and Field: Two Point Zero" now including new pretended "Fountain grab" and war for ISK (or as called by the leadership, RL income) is fun for the whole family! So bring your daughters, too! Especially in the times of feminin EVE-Players depression.

Contact TEST leadership (Exact HowTo) and join the FUN TODAY!
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#2 - 2013-06-12 15:17:47 UTC
You sound upset.
Your post should be in CAOD forums.

COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse  CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#3 - 2013-06-12 15:18:10 UTC
Congratulations! TEST is now more obnoxious than the Goons ever were.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#4 - 2013-06-12 15:18:51 UTC
Technically it's 10% tidi.
Not 1%

I would love to say it's kind of like The Matrix, with a lot of cool slo-mo explosions and bullets flying everywhere, but it isn't.




It's like watching two giant trains collide in slow-motion, which is far more amusing.

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
0Lona 0ltor
Adeptio Gloriae
#5 - 2013-06-12 15:20:25 UTC  |  Edited by: 0Lona 0ltor
I was hoping to get back to SOV grinding nullsec but I'm just not sure I have the raw PVP skill required to orbit someone on my watch list at 4km, while pressing F1 on names that some one called FC says over team speak. I've only just managed to tell the difference between warp to & jump while arriving at gates.

I'm off to practice orbiting & pressing f1 on things, when I have the extreme PVP skills to be a null blob bear I'll join the fight for or against goons & brag about the shittest area of PVP that eve has to offer : large scale allince SOV warfare. YEah! \0/ Who can resist joing massive allinces for some SOV grinding action at 1% TDI?

I'm off to make some cofee while, my ship locks & then I'll spend the day disregarding my wife & kids welfare over a ****** POS, Station or POCO & when it leaves reinforcement I can do some more welfare abandoning.
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#6 - 2013-06-12 15:25:39 UTC
TEST thread, please ignore.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#7 - 2013-06-12 15:31:40 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Congratulations! TEST is now more obnoxious than the Goons ever were.


that sir is a bold statement... one that cannot be proven.

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.
Prince Kobol
#8 - 2013-06-12 15:39:05 UTC
0Lona 0ltor wrote:
I was hoping to get back to SOV grinding nullsec but I'm just not sure I have the raw PVP skill required to orbit someone on my watch list at 4km, while pressing F1 on names that some one called FC says over team speak. I've only just managed to tell the difference between warp to & jump while arriving at gates.

I'm off to practice orbiting & pressing f1 on things, when I have the extreme PVP skills to be a null blob bear I'll join the fight for or against goons & brag about the shittest area of PVP that eve has to offer : large scale allince SOV warfare. YEah! \0/ Who can resist joing massive allinces for some SOV grinding action at 1% TDI?

I'm off to make some cofee while, my ship locks & then I'll spend the day disregarding my wife & kids welfare over a ****** POS, Station or POCO & when it leaves reinforcement I can do some more welfare abandoning.



One of the best posts I have ever read Big smile
Kalissis
#9 - 2013-06-12 15:40:27 UTC
As of today we added new features "Farm and Fields: Two Point One" :


  • "Leave your brain offline"
    • containing interesting and never before seen action while as simple as pressing F1 while orbiting your FC! No worries, you'll have all the time to press F1 since it's TIDI 1%.
  • "Walp a Goku Fleet"
    • a new concept for the worst ship in EVE to use without Cloak or Bomb Launcher: THE BOMBER! Get in and use a ship comepletely wrong, see how the ELITE of EVE is doing it here. Be as elite as PL!
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#10 - 2013-06-12 16:40:27 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Congratulations! TEST is now more obnoxious than the Goons ever were.

What do you mean "now"? Smile

View the latest EVE Online developments and other game related news and gameplay by visiting Ranger 1 Presents: Virtual Realms.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#11 - 2013-06-12 16:44:53 UTC
What happened to the whole idea of going down with a good fight? Where is the the dignity in this?

Oh god.
Commander Spurty
#12 - 2013-06-12 16:49:00 UTC
Dignity is an anagram of 'TiDi Gyn'.

I'm laughing more than I should.

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

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Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#13 - 2013-06-12 17:46:42 UTC
Test and goons AKA known as the special Olympics.

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

Tumahub
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2013-06-12 18:15:38 UTC
Kult Altol wrote:
AKA known as


heh
Directive 51
Operation Dark Winter
#15 - 2013-06-12 18:24:36 UTC
You can blame the broken mechanics of power projection for you mess right now. Enjoy.

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#16 - 2013-06-12 18:25:00 UTC
Kult Altol wrote:
Test and goons AKA known as the special Olympics.


I am a fan of the Special Olympics. I like to see people who are disadvantaged in life rise up and succeed through hard work and determination. I surely hope you mean your comment in the best possible way.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#17 - 2013-06-12 18:27:32 UTC
Kult Altol wrote:
Test and goons AKA known as the special Olympics.


I'll just leave this here.



☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#18 - 2013-06-12 19:50:15 UTC
Im sure there was a point to this thread somewhere....

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-06-12 19:59:01 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Im sure there was a point to this thread somewhere....


2nd line, 10th character.
Kalissis
#20 - 2013-06-12 20:35:11 UTC
Frostys Virpio wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Im sure there was a point to this thread somewhere....


2nd line, 10th character.


if you dont find one still, here: .
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