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Collecting Corpses

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Boomhaur
#41 - 2013-06-12 14:32:26 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Boomhaur wrote:
How else am I suppose to make my minmatar ships look like a Reaver ship from Firefly if I don't decorate it with corpses?

Edited in:
Wow in the process of me typing this up there were other Firefly references in the meantime, glad I'm not the only browncoat here.



Firefly fan AND mispelled own name


Is it possible to be MORE worthless?


Mispelled the name on purpose as it's how I spell it, and yes it is possible to be more worthless. I could be you.

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Silent Vale
LinkNet
#42 - 2013-06-12 14:47:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Ramona McCandless
Boomhaur wrote:

Mispelled the name on purpose as it's how I spell it, and yes it is possible to be more worthless. I could be you.


OHHHh ahahahahahhh thats so Fing FUNNY


OMG did you... did you write that yourself? How long did it take?


I think Ive cracked a rib because you are SO original and so HIGH-larious.




You make that genius Josh Weadon look like some tired old hack who likes rubber monsters.


My gods, your talents are well and truely wasted here.

Seriously, have you considered writing for The New Yorker, or perhaps even Forbes?


I mean, they would definately want to take on a steel-trap mind like yourself.



I really must apologise. You see, I thought youd spelled your name incorrectly by accident, but you CHOSE to do it.

You should be careful because people might think that you did it because you are a complete idiot, but when you explain to them that it was done on purpose, they might think that you are in fact lying to cover up your lack of ability with basic english.


Dont worry, I got your back.

We are now BFFE





My god, Im still wiping away the tears from that totally awesome and much much too funny comeback.


Phew.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Rammix
TheMurk
#43 - 2013-06-12 15:39:30 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Rammix wrote:


I think nobody can gather so many corpses solo. So it needs a really epic eve-wide corpse gathering event.


Challenge Accepted



Also *I dont think anybody....*

I don't remember the exact volume of a corpse, but it's for sure less than 1 m3. Let it be 1 m3, even then you need several thousands of corpses to fill an industrial without fitting.

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CCP BlueScreen
C C P
C C P Alliance
#44 - 2013-06-12 15:49:07 UTC
Corpse collecting thread, best thread.

So, who had the biggest DEV corpse collection?
CCP BunnyVirus
C C P
C C P Alliance
#45 - 2013-06-12 15:51:42 UTC
CCP BlueScreen wrote:
Corpse collecting thread, best thread.

So, who had the biggest DEV corpse collection?



I could get a RL corpse of CCP Bluescreen :)

3D Artist
CCP BlueScreen
C C P
C C P Alliance
#46 - 2013-06-12 15:54:16 UTC
CCP BunnyVirus wrote:
CCP BlueScreen wrote:
Corpse collecting thread, best thread.

So, who had the biggest DEV corpse collection?



I could get a RL corpse of CCP Bluescreen :)



Would you then V3 it?
CCP BunnyVirus
C C P
C C P Alliance
#47 - 2013-06-12 15:54:51 UTC
CCP BlueScreen wrote:
CCP BunnyVirus wrote:
CCP BlueScreen wrote:
Corpse collecting thread, best thread.

So, who had the biggest DEV corpse collection?



I could get a RL corpse of CCP Bluescreen :)



Would you then V3 it?



no i will V4 it

3D Artist
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#48 - 2013-06-12 16:06:46 UTC
Hey Devs.


Would it be too much to have large glass tubes or containers in the captains quarters where we can put a few of our favorite corpses?

The bodies of our enemies are good for display, m'kay?


Thanks in advance.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#49 - 2013-06-12 16:15:19 UTC
CCP BunnyVirus wrote:
CCP BlueScreen wrote:
Corpse collecting thread, best thread.

So, who had the biggest DEV corpse collection?



I could get a RL corpse of CCP Bluescreen :)



Wondering if this should be reported at a threat of violence.... (j/k)

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CCP Vesna Prishla
Doomheim
#50 - 2013-06-12 16:19:34 UTC
CCP BunnyVirus wrote:
CCP BlueScreen wrote:
CCP BunnyVirus wrote:
CCP BlueScreen wrote:
Corpse collecting thread, best thread.

So, who had the biggest DEV corpse collection?



I could get a RL corpse of CCP Bluescreen :)



Would you then V3 it?



no i will V4 it


dont forget the sprites!

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Decimus Barca
Clubs and Diamonds
#51 - 2013-06-12 16:20:08 UTC
ZOMG the Devs are here!

But for real just roll out a hot fit in the Capt quarters to allow like display racks!

So many zombie games are getting big take the look the player gave themself, zombie it up a bit and have it to be able to display!!


Please?.... PLEASE
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#52 - 2013-06-12 16:21:17 UTC
Corpse V8 is delicious




Just thought Id add that

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Directive 51
Operation Dark Winter
#53 - 2013-06-12 16:22:02 UTC
Only the strange people don't have a corpse in each ship cargo hold.

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ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2013-06-12 16:38:02 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Corpse V8 is delicious




Just thought Id add that

Stop drinking that, don't you want to look slim in your wedding dress?

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Burseg Sardaukar
Free State Project
#55 - 2013-06-12 18:49:35 UTC
My corp has been collecting them into a big ass communal Morgue. An entire corp hangar division is devoted to it.

During the first Burn Jita, I undocked in an Iteron Mark V from Jita 4-4, packed with all of these corpses. Sad to say, no goons or their friends attempted to pop my corpse pinata... I became saddened as I realized that the burn was more for profit than lulz/tears and instead of just self destructing, docked and cried... over the corpses in my hold.

Can't wait to dual box my Dust toon and EVE toon on the same machine!
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#56 - 2013-06-12 19:02:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Ramona McCandless
ElQuirko wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Corpse V8 is delicious




Just thought Id add that

Stop drinking that, don't you want to look slim in your wedding dress?



Im not going to be the one wearing the dress, dear



Amarrian Suicide Cult Weddings are completely naked apart from the groom (pretty dress) and the groom's mother & father (pantomime donkey outfit)



Besides, I have nano bots that sift out the fatty corpuscles and sexual fluids first

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
TharOkha
0asis Group
#57 - 2013-06-12 19:21:49 UTC  |  Edited by: TharOkha
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Hey Devs.


Would it be too much to have large glass tubes or containers in the captains quarters where we can put a few of our favorite corpses?

The bodies of our enemies are good for display, m'kay?


Thanks in advance.


YES. ...THIS.... Maybe after such upgrade, i will finally press that "enter captains quarters" button. Corpses heads in the glass tubes would be enough, we don't need whole corpse displays :)

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Fasturian Icildentirf
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#58 - 2013-06-12 19:55:37 UTC
If we are going to have just the heads in glass tubes, could we have the ability to us nanites and or robotics to animate them. This way they could be assigned to lip sync along with songs, or recordings. It would look a little like Futurama, but wasn't there a dream scene in "Eight Heads in a Dufflebag" where the heads sing in harmony? That would be such a fun thing to share with your foe after his next clone is activated.

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Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2013-06-12 20:01:22 UTC
But when can we dress our corpses?

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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#60 - 2013-06-12 20:09:47 UTC
Among several hundred normal corpses, I also have three CCP ones.

My most prized possession!

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