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Licking each other's eyeballs
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Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#21 - 2013-06-12 12:19:42 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Aragoni wrote:
And suddenly all my plans to go to Japan disappeared.


As a resident in Japan this is how i feel.


Graygor lives everywhere....

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#22 - 2013-06-12 14:07:51 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Aragoni wrote:
And suddenly all my plans to go to Japan disappeared.



Sanrio's plans for Hello Kitty Breast Implants is what did it for me................repost



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The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Laizur
Doomheim
#23 - 2013-06-13 03:49:00 UTC
My dog licked me right on the eyeball before...felt like sandpaper.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2013-06-13 04:15:17 UTC
Laizur wrote:
My dog licked me right on the eyeball before...felt like sandpaper.


If your eye feels like sandpaper you should see an optometrist

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2013-06-13 06:46:37 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Laizur wrote:
My dog licked me right on the eyeball before...felt like sandpaper.


If your eye feels like sandpaper you should see an optometrist


Before that, i have some corners that need smoothing. Twisted

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Ten Ton Testes
Zoners
#26 - 2013-06-13 09:00:54 UTC
Why am I not surprised?

Whenever I see a "OMG this is the weirdest thing you'll ever see!" followed by a link, it's usually taking place in Japan.
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#27 - 2013-06-13 11:16:32 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Slade Trillgon wrote:
It has to be fake. What kid in their right mind would consider the eye, a non erogenous zone, as second base Shocked



Erm.......have you not seen what they do with vomit over there ?????


Oh, I do not doubt that they lick eye balls. I have seen everything that can not be unseen via Bangedup.com circa 1997. I just have a hard time believing that it is considered a form of second base. It is a non errogenous zone. That being said maybe the trust needed to let someone lick your eyeballs can illicit a bond that can intensify the sexual tension Ugh
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#28 - 2013-06-13 11:18:12 UTC
Ten Ton Testes wrote:
Why am I not surprised?

Whenever I see a "OMG this is the weirdest thing you'll ever see!" followed by a link, it's usually taking place in Japan.


Do not fool yourself. We are all perverts, even those in countries that do not let both or either sexes truly explore their sexuality.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#29 - 2013-06-13 15:01:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Slade Trillgon wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Slade Trillgon wrote:
It has to be fake. What kid in their right mind would consider the eye, a non erogenous zone, as second base Shocked



Erm.......have you not seen what they do with vomit over there ?????


Oh, I do not doubt that they lick eye balls. I have seen everything that can not be unseen via Bangedup.com circa 1997. I just have a hard time believing that it is considered a form of second base. It is a non errogenous zone. That being said maybe the trust needed to let someone lick your eyeballs can illicit a bond that can intensify the sexual tension Ugh

Honestly, that internet story looks a little suspect. Japanese teachers are responsible for "raising" the students and making them into responsible citizens. They're like another set of parents to the kids. When something scandalous or embarrasing happens, it's taken seriously by the whole teaching staff. And they try to keep the embarrassment private and not leak it out into the whole community. That "OMG internet world, I saw my students licking eyeballs!" quote sounds kind of fake.
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#30 - 2013-06-13 15:04:21 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Slade Trillgon wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Slade Trillgon wrote:
It has to be fake. What kid in their right mind would consider the eye, a non erogenous zone, as second base Shocked



Erm.......have you not seen what they do with vomit over there ?????


Oh, I do not doubt that they lick eye balls. I have seen everything that can not be unseen via Bangedup.com circa 1997. I just have a hard time believing that it is considered a form of second base. It is a non errogenous zone. That being said maybe the trust needed to let someone lick your eyeballs can illicit a bond that can intensify the sexual tension Ugh

Honestly, that internet story looks a little suspect. Japanese teachers are responsible for "raising" the students and making them into responsible citizens. They're like another set of parents to the kids. When something scandalous or embarrasing happens, it's taken seriously by the whole teaching staff. And they try to keep the embarrassment private and not leak it out into the whole community. That "OMG internet world, I saw my students licking eyeballs!" quote sounds kind of fake.


Yeah, when I read the story, the way it was written sounded like an excerpt from a bad harlequin romance novel Lol
Tiberius Amzadee
The Night Stalker Syndicate
#31 - 2013-06-13 20:59:29 UTC
That's one of the reasons I wear these.
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#32 - 2013-06-13 21:53:07 UTC
I didn´t want to add this, but ... in venezuelan spanish, if you "lick an eye" or "lick the eye" or in Argentinian spanish "licking the eye-let", you are actually licking ... something else, Black Kissing to be precise. Lol

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Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#33 - 2013-06-14 02:22:03 UTC
I see...

wumbo
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#34 - 2013-06-14 03:21:56 UTC
Somebody get those Japanese kids a better translation dictionary! They're doing it all wrong! Smile
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