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Goons got you down, don't get mad. Get even

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#61 - 2013-06-09 16:23:18 UTC
Victoria Sin wrote:
Which part of the blue dohnut are Goons again?

We ~are~ the whole donut (and we ate it).

It's because Mittens is actually all the alliance leaders at once.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Morganta
The Greater Goon
#62 - 2013-06-09 16:25:03 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Victoria Sin wrote:
Which part of the blue dohnut are Goons again?

We ~are~ the whole donut (and we ate it).

It's because Mittens is actually all the alliance leaders at once.


so wait... GSF is actually mittens multi-boxing?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#63 - 2013-06-09 16:25:42 UTC
Morganta wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Victoria Sin wrote:
Which part of the blue dohnut are Goons again?

We ~are~ the whole donut (and we ate it).

It's because Mittens is actually all the alliance leaders at once.

so wait... GSF is actually mittens multi-boxing?

No, there's Boat, who actually does the structure shooting.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Delen Ormand
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#64 - 2013-06-09 16:30:29 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Sunshyn LaBlond wrote:
Translation- TEST is being Pwned on every front, everytime they undock, and are desperate for anyone, even high sec carebears, to take some of the pressure off them as they regroup.
It's really come to this? Trolling high sec miners to take up pitchforks and die while TEST runs from Fountain?

No one is going to come aid TEST in it's fail-cascade. TEST threw itself off the cliff, I doubt you'll find many takers to jump too. Especially after TEST has abused the carebear community as much as anyone. Begging for help now from last week's gank targets is pi$$ing into the wind.

But surely when the enemy are the goons


Carebears are nothing if not fair - **** you both equally :)
Ekhss Nihilo
Dominion.
DECOY
#65 - 2013-06-09 16:41:13 UTC
Steve Spooner wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
[quote=Xinivrae][quote=Theodoric Darkwind]I love it when CFC alts bump my postsRoll


Will you really double my Isk?


Sure. Erotica 1's only number 4 on the bounty listings. What could go wrong?

"The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius (AD 121-180)

Lord Mandelor
Oruze Cruise
White Stag Exit Bag
#66 - 2013-06-09 16:48:23 UTC
Ekhss Nihilo wrote:
Steve Spooner wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
[quote=Xinivrae][quote=Theodoric Darkwind]I love it when CFC alts bump my postsRoll


Will you really double my Isk?


Sure. Erotica 1's only number 4 on the bounty listings. What could go wrong?


Confirming as a satisfied customer of Erotica 1's ISK doubling business.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#67 - 2013-06-09 16:49:43 UTC
Delen Ormand wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Sunshyn LaBlond wrote:
Translation- TEST is being Pwned on every front, everytime they undock, and are desperate for anyone, even high sec carebears, to take some of the pressure off them as they regroup.
It's really come to this? Trolling high sec miners to take up pitchforks and die while TEST runs from Fountain?

No one is going to come aid TEST in it's fail-cascade. TEST threw itself off the cliff, I doubt you'll find many takers to jump too. Especially after TEST has abused the carebear community as much as anyone. Begging for help now from last week's gank targets is pi$$ing into the wind.

But surely when the enemy are the goons

Carebears are nothing if not fair - **** you both equally :)

Sell us more of those Celestis please.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Dave stark
#68 - 2013-06-09 17:02:22 UTC
Lord Mandelor wrote:
Confirming as a satisfied customer of Erotica 1's ISK doubling business.


never used erotica's services personally, but i've only heard good things.
thetwilitehour
Caldari Provisions
#69 - 2013-06-09 18:55:30 UTC
Theodoric Darkwind wrote:
Simply pull up dotlan, find systems in CFC space (especially Deklein) that have ice belts, especially when said systems have a refining station (look for the red triangle on the station icon in dotlan), fly a stealth bomber (make sure to fit a warp disruptor, torp launchers and AB/MWD to your bombers) to the system you want to camp in, and proceeed to start cloaky camping in their mining systems, should they attempt to mine while you are in system, enjoy killing their mining shipsPirate

Want to make it even more fun, bring some friends, and bring a black opsPirate

This is your chance to give goons a taste of their own medicine.


Test is so lazy they won't even claim they are going to wulfpax us; they'll just outsource it to high sec.
Tumahub
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#70 - 2013-06-09 19:06:06 UTC
The Purge:

In a Nullsec wracked by crime and overcrowded anoms, the goonvernment has sanctioned an annual 2-week period in which any and all evictions of -formerly adorable newbros -becomes legal. The pandemic legion can't be called. Pets suspend help.

It's one time when the CFC citizenry regulates itself without thought of punishment. On this night plagued by structure bashing and an epidemic of blueballs, one alliance wrestles with the decision of who they will become when a fat goon FC comes knocking.

When new leadership breaks into TEST's slum-like community during the yearly lockdown, they begin a sequence of events that threaten to tear the alliance apart. Now, it is up to Bodaboda, his wife, Beffah, and their shrinking flock of redditors to make it through the week without turning into the -A- they used to mock.
EvilweaselSA
GoonCorp
Goonswarm Federation
#71 - 2013-06-09 19:37:49 UTC
man we're only like three days into the war and already test has gotten down to "highsec ice miners" on their list of people they're begging to save them
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#72 - 2013-06-09 19:43:18 UTC
EvilweaselSA wrote:
man we're only like three days into the war and already test has gotten down to "highsec ice miners" on their list of people they're begging to save them

It's beautiful.

Also, with them providing this kind of quality content, I just don't see how anyone could get mad or be down because of the goons. Lol
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#73 - 2013-06-09 19:48:28 UTC
Obligatory hatefilled comment directed at goonswarm.

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

AlphaOperative Altren
Alternative Rendition
#74 - 2013-06-09 20:31:25 UTC  |  Edited by: AlphaOperative Altren
Ooooo, would someone be kind enough to link me a stealth bomber tutorial?

I have the "skills" to fit & fly them but not the skills if you catch my drift Lol

Edited to add, anyone with a bit more knowledge feel like linking all of the major ice hubs where anyone who feels grievance against the major empires can cloak up and disrupt supply Lol

Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter. Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough. ― Richard P. Feynman

Alavaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#75 - 2013-06-09 20:40:36 UTC
Tumahub wrote:
The Purge:

In a Nullsec wracked by crime and overcrowded anoms, the goonvernment has sanctioned an annual 2-week period in which any and all evictions of -formerly adorable newbros -becomes legal. The pandemic legion can't be called. Pets suspend help.

It's one time when the CFC citizenry regulates itself without thought of punishment. On this night plagued by structure bashing and an epidemic of blueballs, one alliance wrestles with the decision of who they will become when a fat goon FC comes knocking.

When new leadership breaks into TEST's slum-like community during the yearly lockdown, they begin a sequence of events that threaten to tear the alliance apart. Now, it is up to Bodaboda, his wife, Beffah, and their shrinking flock of redditors to make it through the week without turning into the -A- they used to mock.

Boat is coming for your sov structures. How scary ~

Loyalty is a virtue, participation brings reward.

MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#76 - 2013-06-09 20:48:16 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
typical Test logic. A thread that is in top position gets "bumped."

While I have friends in CFC and Test, I am just pointing out the obvious that everyone else sees.

If I was in CFC, there would be no need to look for isk anywhere else.


well its the test guy fault for saying you are a goon alt when you are a PL alt... silly test guy

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.

Sunshyn LaBlond
Heathen Souls
#77 - 2013-06-09 21:58:59 UTC
It's an interesting social situation. Most of us are born to Eve on our own. But Goons and Test come from an outside social community. This is a huge bonus for new players. whisked right to sov null and hand-held early on while the rest of us grind and struggle at first.
But here is the other side of that coin. Loyalties are to Reddit and that social circle first, the reason people got into Eve at all.

So what happens when one part of that circle goes nuts and gets put down like a rabid dog? Just rage-quitting either the game or Test within it, is going to impact your social standing outside the game. Part of the reason the outside community paradigm was successful is that you're less likely to steal from or gank people in Eve that are part of that larger social circle.

But that loyalty now means many players are essentially stuck riding the sinking Test ship all the way to it's grave. Beating a dead horse out of loyalty to something other than the horse.
An alliance not connected outside Eve the way Goons and Test are, would have either had an internal revolt and got set strait when they teetered on the edge of the abyss, or would have had a mass exodus of players as they sought greener pastures. Being tied to a group outside Eve is a double edged sword, and here we see it action, slicing Test thin enough to be used in a tasty sandwich.

The charismatic leader Test had that drove their loyalty is gone. They gave up leadership of the HBC then got expelled (or left, depending on who you ask). All this made Test into 'just another' alliance in game. And one that is currently under massive attack by pretty much everyone with an onlined launcher or turret.
Pretty soon Test will be giving handjobs behind the moons of Jita IV just to buy Rifters.

Does make one wonder if the Reddit crew simply found another game to direct members into. Rarely are fail-cascades quite so spectacular as this one, and going 'all in' with your chips usually means you're ready to be done playing, win or lose.
Alavaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#78 - 2013-06-09 22:06:23 UTC
Sunshyn LaBlond wrote:
But that loyalty now means many players are essentially stuck riding the sinking Test ship all the way to it's grave.

I assume you mean not undocking and evacing to lowsec as their structures are shot.
Sunshyn LaBlond wrote:
Beating a dead horse out of loyalty to something other than the horse.

Sometimes when staring an an IHUB as it is being shot I do wonder what is happening.

Loyalty is a virtue, participation brings reward.

Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#79 - 2013-06-09 22:17:08 UTC
Grinding Sov Sucks (tm).


This makes it all worth it.

Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages.

Alavaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#80 - 2013-06-09 22:18:45 UTC
Eram Fidard wrote:
Grinding Sov Sucks (tm).

This makes it all worth it.

This is the sort of thread you link in fleet chat when boat is telling a story as you shoot your Heavy Assault Missile Launcher IIs at a TEST jump bridge.

Loyalty is a virtue, participation brings reward.