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ideaalne olukord En'Thielles
Error-404
#1 - 2013-05-23 09:17:54 UTC  |  Edited by: ideaalne olukord En'Thielles
http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=135835
^ Corp Killboard including drunken accidents.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=124911
^ Original Corp, most members are now members of ER404


We're pretty decent. Drops in percentages reflected in abusing Suspect system in trade hubs, which runs its own risks: **SUDDENLY VINDIS**.

We can be try-hards, we do sometimes go to the ends of New Eden to find and kill kents. We have friends, we know our way around the game. We'll go to low sec if necessary, and we'll even go to null sec if the money is right.

We're not your run-of-the-mill pack of nubs trying to make a name for themselves. We are a pack of skilled, intelligent, patient bitter-vets who are willing to **** mf'ing fury on your hated enemies for the right price.

Quen WILL try to scam you, Neth WILL try to kill you, Mort WILL try to insinuate you don't deserve to exist, Sure WILL try to befriend you, and Helm WILL try to laugh at you without an accent.

Put the right deposits up to us, and we'll make sure the people you want are hunted, scared, dead, humiliated, or whatever you desire.


Services offered:
Killing things
Killing other things
Hunting things
Scaring little children and grown men
Tear extraction [high SP in this, corp req of Advance Tear Mining 5]
**** talking [40mil SP req in this alone]

Services not offered:
POS bashing
Assault of extremely hardened objectives [subject to case by case decisions]

EVEmail me, and either I or one of my reps will respond if I think the price is right.


:EDIT: Don't let them fool you, I run this pack of deranged lone wolves, none of them have any say in final decisions.
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-05-23 19:24:43 UTC
And I will scam the **** out of you.

Seriously, I don't have a bad bone in my body. I'm a ******* paladin as far as this game is concerned. =/

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2013-05-23 19:32:08 UTC
I approve of anyone who claims their corp has a 40mil SP minimum in **** talking.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#4 - 2013-05-23 19:56:32 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I approve of anyone who claims their corp has a 40mil SP minimum in **** talking.


You'd think with 40M SP in it, they could find a creative way around the filtering **** part.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-05-24 19:12:28 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I approve of anyone who claims their corp has a 40mil SP minimum in **** talking.


I still have my EvE Mail from a satisfied wartarget from like...two years ago where he threatens to reportme to the FBI for cyberterrorism and cyberbullying because I told him a war dec was incoming.

Apparenltly that is still shittalking =/

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-05-24 19:36:00 UTC
ideaalne olukord En'Thielles wrote:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=135835
^ Corp Killboard including drunken accidents.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=124911
^ Original Corp, most members are now members of ER404



Neither one of those are particularly impressive.

It would seem your outfit hasn't really had a 'good' number of fights since 2011. I put emphasis on 'good' because, well- 100 kills isn't very noteworthy, yet your highest monthly tally to date. Perhaps you could charge every other merc outfit a fee to write their offer/ad for them, since that appears to be your only defining point.
ideaalne olukord En'Thielles
Error-404
#7 - 2013-05-24 20:43:31 UTC  |  Edited by: ideaalne olukord En'Thielles
War Kitten wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I approve of anyone who claims their corp has a 40mil SP minimum in **** talking.


You'd think with 40M SP in it, they could find a creative way around the filtering **** part.


There's only so much one is willing to step around before CCP becomes all softy and starts telling you off for calling a bloody wanker a bloody wanker.
Mutes and 7day bans for "foul language" cramp our style.

Xolve wrote:
ideaalne olukord En'Thielles wrote:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=135835
^ Corp Killboard including drunken accidents.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=124911
^ Original Corp, most members are now members of ER404



Neither one of those are particularly impressive.

It would seem your outfit hasn't really had a 'good' number of fights since 2011. I put emphasis on 'good' because, well- 100 kills isn't very noteworthy, yet your highest monthly tally to date. Perhaps you could charge every other merc outfit a fee to write their offer/ad for them, since that appears to be your only defining point.


With player activity bouncing between offline for several months and online 7days a week, it allows one the knowledge that one cannot kill stuff while your accounts are inactive.
Our peak points in IE give a solid idea of our ability to fight, and we have not grown soft over the years. The fact that we've continued to find and kill targets without the need of contracts or war decs should be sufficient evidence.

Here is the other killboard that our members contributed heavily to:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=119662
^ In this corp, we were try-hards while active. No bullshit, no punches pulled. Which is much more reflective therein of our ability to @$$-fist kents and do it repeatedly.

:EDIT: Another small note, our corp has never crossed over 10 active members. We do not feel the need or desire to add more than that, as we have sufficiently completed prior contracts and done all that needs to be done with generally less than 5 active pilots.
We will still take on fat alliances, we will still crush their morale, we will still smash them apart through attrition or raw abuse.
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-05-29 20:32:49 UTC
We aren't interested in being mercenaries. We aren't sitting here saying every contract we get will be fulfilled and there's a guarantee on that. We aren't listed in the Mercs Contracts channel, we don't even have [MERCS] by the thread title.

We aren't going to sit here and pepper you with how incredible we are. Truth is, in terms of high-sec faggotry we're lackluster. We don't have the 100-billion ISK/month killboards of groups like The Marmite Collective. We don't have the numbers of Whores in Space (both of whom I strongly support if you need the job done).

Now, what does this mean? Why are we even advertising when we aren't mercenaries?

If you see Whores in Space dec you, you hide. That's just common knowledge. You can't adequately fight against their ten neutral logistics, even on an undock like Dodixie's or Hek's. When The MArmite Collective decs you, you can't fight against the gank coming.

But you see [b]Error-404[b] dec you, and you become complacent. Small corp, not a very impressive killboard. You decide to show us who is boss. And so you come in force, thinking that your T3 gang will kill us and make us retract the war.

Suddenly you find yourselves in a new station, down a ship, down skillpoints because you lost a T3 and you're wondering how in the world it happened. We prefer competence to numbers. I have said in many other threads that intelligence will beat numbers nine-times-out-of-ten. Going into a fight knowing your enemy's position, numners, and weapons will lead to effective countermeasures. You come out on top.

You will always have choices, and I will never say otherwise. There are a lot of great mercenary outfits out there, all with a reputation to back them up. Noir. Mercenary Group, The Marmite Collective, Whores in Space are all great outfits. But they have a reputation about them that will lead many to dock up.

Fighting a small alliance of griefers? Hire Marmite for hundreds of millions and see few to no kills, or hire us to watch their killboard turn red.

It's all in your hands!

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#9 - 2013-05-29 20:57:22 UTC
Anya Klibor wrote:
Stuff


What I read was "we're not mercs, but we'll take your money and kill stuff (so really, we are mercs, just not listed)."

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-05-29 21:27:56 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Anya Klibor wrote:
Stuff


What I read was "we're not mercs, but we'll take your money and kill stuff (so really, we are mercs, just not listed)."


Look sir, don't make my long posts that I took time to write stupidly short. /shakes fist

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
ideaalne olukord En'Thielles
Error-404
#11 - 2013-05-31 04:55:41 UTC
Processing first contract details. Should be signed and active in the next 24hrs.

Will still be available for other potential contracts, unless the contract expands.

Don't be shy!
We don't often bite the hand that feeds us.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#12 - 2013-06-01 08:22:11 UTC
BUMP!

Good luck!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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ideaalne olukord En'Thielles
Error-404
#13 - 2013-06-03 16:21:56 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
BUMP!

Good luck!


Bumped again, much appreciated Zeus.

Hopefully we can work together in the future, no?
ideaalne olukord En'Thielles
Error-404
#14 - 2013-06-05 19:27:38 UTC
le bump

Awaiting response from first potential-employer, still open to contracts
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#15 - 2013-06-05 21:02:25 UTC
ideaalne olukord En'Thielles wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
BUMP!

Good luck!


Bumped again, much appreciated Zeus.

Hopefully we can work together in the future, no?


Yes sir. If you all ever have any good/stubborn targets let me know!

Extra Bump :)

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Elder Khan
Wormhole Exploration Co
#16 - 2013-06-06 19:46:14 UTC
How much to sit on the 1-S gate in Q-H and kill everything for a week?
ideaalne olukord En'Thielles
Error-404
#17 - 2013-06-07 06:58:23 UTC
Elder Khan wrote:
How much to sit on the 1-S gate in Q-H and kill everything for a week?


Depends on how deep your wallet is.
Null-sec gate camping without proper capital support or even subcap support could quickly and easily lead to US getting the ****-fist.

Please mail me directly, and we can continue negotiations there.
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2013-06-07 16:30:24 UTC
Terrible opening post.

The Kingpin does not approve.

.
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-06-07 16:33:51 UTC
Private Pineapple wrote:
Terrible opening post.

The Kingpin does not approve.


Who're you?

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
ideaalne olukord En'Thielles
Error-404
#20 - 2013-06-17 03:17:40 UTC
Private Pineapple wrote:
Terrible opening post.

The Kingpin does not approve.


Thanks for the loving bump bro.
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