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I know it's like a foreign concept to you ultra-serious types around here, but...
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Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#41 - 2013-06-07 09:18:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
So Quafe seems to be really useful, however I wouldn't accept your drinking challenge because I don't think I can take as much acid in my body as my mother's clothing.


Uhm. You know that like, Quafe uses a lot of fruits in it's recipe, right?

Well, many fruits are natural cleaning agents, when used in a solution.

But like, it's okay; you know that Quafe Enterprises has subsidiaries that specialize in biomass retrieval, right? So if anything does happen to you, they could like, just go on down and pick your body up for you and give it back to the nice cloning companies and make a fresh new you!

Isn't that amazing?

I personally feel much safer knowing that, no matter what, Quafe will be with me every step of the journey!

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!
Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#42 - 2013-06-07 09:30:34 UTC
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg wrote:
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
So Quafe seems to be really useful, however I wouldn't accept your drinking challenge because I don't think I can take as much acid in my body as my mother's clothing.


Uhm. You know that like, Quafe uses a lot of fruits in it's recipe, right?

Well, many fruits are natural cleaning agents, when used in a solution.


One of the guys in my Engineering Studies class at Royal Amarr Institute actually managed to get a defective current pump working again by rubbing Quafe onto the terminals with a rag and leaving it to sit for an hour.

Leopold Caine wrote:
Kim Ji-Young wrote:

1. I bought a small hauler's worth of booze but drinking by myself is dullsville and I don't want to drink with my crew because I don't want to get all buddy-buddy with the employees, it's not right. So where are the good bars.

2. I've heard slave fights are hilarious fun times. I want some of that action. Where are the best ones held.


I'd suggest the Ivory Tower.

Located in the orbit of the planet of Akila I, Fua constellation, Domain region, this 2 kilometer high and about 400 meters in diameter complex houses a number of entertainment facilities, including but not limited to a hotel habitational area, a capsuleer access bar ( or The Pavilion, as we refer to it), the Main Concourse where most smaller barsm shops, casinos and other entertainment venues are located, the Bazaar, for dealing in more exotic or larger goods that can't be found at usual shops, the Spas, which are a bit self-explanitory, the Cathedral with its en suite library, the Pleasure Gardens, where Lady Melisande Galena and Lady Carmilla d'Morenta have recently opened their Geisha House, and the Teatro Marittimo, or the Floating Theatre; the slave gladitorial tournaments and betting pools at the Theatre are currently closed, but a new season should start in about a week or so.

What's the point of all that hard working if one can't enjoy the fruit of one's labour?
If I piqued your interest, send me a mail; I'll sort out the invitations in the meanwhile. This offer also stands for anyone else wishing to visit.


OKAY NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

SLAVE FIGHTS OH YEAAAAHH

Now I just need a straight answer about Amamake and this thread has served its purpose.
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#43 - 2013-06-07 09:38:51 UTC
Kim Ji-Young wrote:

One of the guys in my Engineering Studies class at Royal Amarr Institute actually managed to get a defective current pump working again by rubbing Quafe onto the terminals with a rag and leaving it to sit for an hour.


Isn't it amazing?!

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#44 - 2013-06-07 10:41:37 UTC
If you are so inclined, I run a Geisha House. ((The House of Flowering Embrace))
Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#45 - 2013-06-07 10:47:22 UTC
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
If you are so inclined, I run a Geisha House.


I don't even really know what that is.
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#46 - 2013-06-07 11:22:56 UTC
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
If you are so inclined, I run a Geisha House.


I don't even really know what that is.



We offer a variety of entertainment, food, drink, and other delights.
Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#47 - 2013-06-07 11:25:02 UTC
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
If you are so inclined, I run a Geisha House.


I don't even really know what that is.



We offer a variety of entertainment, food, drink, and other delights.


Yeah that's ambiguous.
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#48 - 2013-06-07 11:28:30 UTC
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
If you are so inclined, I run a Geisha House.


I don't even really know what that is.



We offer a variety of entertainment, food, drink, and other delights.


Yeah that's ambiguous.


It is very much meant to be.
Toluijin Chagangan
Doomheim
#49 - 2013-06-07 12:00:00 UTC
So, let me just get this straight.

You refer to most capsuleers as sleazy, and decline many invitations based on that broad and unjust assumption.
Then proceed to exclaim in a rather pleased manner when invited to a site by an Angel Cartel loyalist.

Does the name Kim breed hypocrisy or something?

Seven Tribes.
One Matari People.
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#50 - 2013-06-07 12:04:19 UTC
Pardon me, but I have no loyalties to speak of.
Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#51 - 2013-06-07 12:05:21 UTC
Toluijin Chagangan wrote:
So, let me just get this straight.

You refer to most capsuleers as sleazy, and decline many invitations based on that broad and unjust assumption.
Then proceed to exclaim in a rather pleased manner when invited to a site by an Angel Cartel loyalist.

Does the name Kim breed hypocrisy or something?



Well I'm not actually going to GO, I mean, it's in lowsec and probably a trap. I'm just glad a place like that exists. If it does. Just need to find one in Amarr hi-sec run by proper folks now.
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#52 - 2013-06-07 12:10:02 UTC
Well, with that poor attitude, I retract my invitation. Have a lovely day.
Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#53 - 2013-06-07 12:14:00 UTC
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
Pardon me, but I have no loyalties to speak of.


I didn't talk about any loyalties what.

Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
Well, with that poor attitude, I retract my invitation. Have a lovely day.


What?
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#54 - 2013-06-07 12:14:41 UTC
"Proper folks"? The implication that I am less than proper is very offensive, miss.
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#55 - 2013-06-07 12:16:22 UTC
You know Kim, a girl like you once told me an anecdote where one of their friends fixed a busted part by rubbing Quafe onto it.

Maybe if you rubbed Quafe onto yourself you'd feel better?

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!
Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#56 - 2013-06-07 12:20:42 UTC
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
"Proper folks"? The implication that I am less than proper is very offensive, miss.


I was responding to a comment about Leopold's invite, not yours.
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#57 - 2013-06-07 12:22:26 UTC
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
"Proper folks"? The implication that I am less than proper is very offensive, miss.


I was responding to a comment about Leopold's invite, not yours.


I do not see any posts by Lord Caine on this thread, miss.
Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#58 - 2013-06-07 12:23:28 UTC
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
"Proper folks"? The implication that I am less than proper is very offensive, miss.


I was responding to a comment about Leopold's invite, not yours.


I do not see any posts by Lord Caine on this thread, miss.


#40
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#59 - 2013-06-07 12:25:37 UTC
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
"Proper folks"? The implication that I am less than proper is very offensive, miss.


I was responding to a comment about Leopold's invite, not yours.


I do not see any posts by Lord Caine on this thread, miss.


#40


I did not take time to read all the posts. Even so, implying that I am less than honorable by my business associations is very immature. I hope you find some source of relaxation, but it will not be at my establishment.
Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#60 - 2013-06-07 12:33:34 UTC
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
"Proper folks"? The implication that I am less than proper is very offensive, miss.


I was responding to a comment about Leopold's invite, not yours.


I do not see any posts by Lord Caine on this thread, miss.


#40


I did not take time to read all the posts. Even so, implying that I am less than honorable by my business associations is very immature. I hope you find some source of relaxation, but it will not be at my establishment.


I wasn't even talking about you. Any implication regarding your character that you've derived from any of my statements isn't intended and is entirely your own doing.

Anyway I think I worked out from the other thread that you're basically running a glorified knock-shop and I'm sure not interested in that so yeah whatever.