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[Now Open To the Public] Auever Beach
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Anslo
Scope Works
#41 - 2013-06-04 22:50:51 UTC
Che Biko wrote:
Nice place.Cool
I didn't see any bathing boxes though, but then again, I found the bar only because I noticed some other people near the tunnel leading to it. I guess one could retreat into the jungle to change, but I'm afraid my snake might get bitten.LolI looked around before changing and I don't think anyone saw anything.


Use a bush.

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Shalinea Vyvorant
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#42 - 2013-06-05 17:23:42 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Che Biko wrote:
Nice place.Cool
I didn't see any bathing boxes though, but then again, I found the bar only because I noticed some other people near the tunnel leading to it. I guess one could retreat into the jungle to change, but I'm afraid my snake might get bitten.LolI looked around before changing and I don't think anyone saw anything.


Use a bush.


There is a shop up past the Rock Tower too! That is where I got my bathing suit and also my super cool Quafe beach bag to keep all my stuff in!

If you ask nice the may let ya use the change rooms... But you should probably make a purchase or something... Maybe a candy bar would do it!
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2013-06-05 17:45:53 UTC
I don't like the sun.

There was enough of it in the sixteen years I spent on Intaki to last me a lifetime, or, indeed, an eternity.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Anslo
Scope Works
#44 - 2013-06-05 17:55:10 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
I don't like the sun.

There was enough of it in the sixteen years I spent on Intaki to last me a lifetime, or, indeed, an eternity.


Well you're no fun...

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Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#45 - 2013-06-05 18:24:28 UTC
Anslo wrote:

3) Bring slaves and get banned. This isn't a criminal bar.


Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought this was in Genesis.
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

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Anslo
Scope Works
#46 - 2013-06-05 18:37:12 UTC
Leopold Caine wrote:
Anslo wrote:

3) Bring slaves and get banned. This isn't a criminal bar.


Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought this was in Genesis.


Not the Amarr bit. The CONCORD bit, neutral ground. But I still have my preferences.

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Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#47 - 2013-06-06 09:40:22 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Since there's apparently some confusion, I'd like to clarify that Auever Beach is not a nudist beach. Wear something people, anything. As long as there's some kind of cloth on you, it counts, revealing or not.

But for crying out loud don't show up in the buff.

Thank you.


Does body paint count?

ॐ
Anslo
Scope Works
#48 - 2013-06-06 13:26:43 UTC
Anatole Madullier wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Since there's apparently some confusion, I'd like to clarify that Auever Beach is not a nudist beach. Wear something people, anything. As long as there's some kind of cloth on you, it counts, revealing or not.

But for crying out loud don't show up in the buff.

Thank you.


Does body paint count?


..um...TBD?

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Bai'xao Meiyi
#49 - 2013-06-06 13:32:54 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Bai'xao Meiyi wrote:
Anslo wrote:
or drink something red oddly smelling of copper.


Was this aimed at me? >,,>


Any blooder.


I am not a blooder
Anslo
Scope Works
#50 - 2013-06-06 13:41:04 UTC
Bai'xao Meiyi wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Bai'xao Meiyi wrote:
Anslo wrote:
or drink something red oddly smelling of copper.


Was this aimed at me? >,,>


Any blooder.


I am not a blooder


Sorry, Sani Sabik. Wrote that in a rush.

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Steffanie Saissore
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#51 - 2013-06-06 14:44:08 UTC
Anslo,
A question for you. Would you be open to the idea of allowing private functions to be held at your beach?

We travel in the dark of the new moon,

A starry highway traced on the map of the sky
Anslo
Scope Works
#52 - 2013-06-06 14:57:02 UTC
Steffanie Saissore wrote:
Anslo,
A question for you. Would you be open to the idea of allowing private functions to be held at your beach?


It's big enough to, I don't see why not. There's plenty of grotto's, smaller hidden beaches, jungle lakes, gardens, and so on to host something private. What'd you have in mind?

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Steffanie Saissore
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#53 - 2013-06-06 15:10:19 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Steffanie Saissore wrote:
Anslo,
A question for you. Would you be open to the idea of allowing private functions to be held at your beach?


It's big enough to, I don't see why not. There's plenty of grotto's, smaller hidden beaches, jungle lakes, gardens, and so on to host something private. What'd you have in mind?


A ceremony of sorts. Everything is still very much a vague idea in my mind at the moment, but I will provide you with more details as I learn more. It would not be a very large gathering and should not take too much time, but a garden or even a grotto would likely work perfectly.

We travel in the dark of the new moon,

A starry highway traced on the map of the sky
Anslo
Scope Works
#54 - 2013-06-06 15:12:28 UTC
Steffanie Saissore wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Steffanie Saissore wrote:
Anslo,
A question for you. Would you be open to the idea of allowing private functions to be held at your beach?


It's big enough to, I don't see why not. There's plenty of grotto's, smaller hidden beaches, jungle lakes, gardens, and so on to host something private. What'd you have in mind?


A ceremony of sorts. Everything is still very much a vague idea in my mind at the moment, but I will provide you with more details as I learn more. It would not be a very large gathering and should not take too much time, but a garden or even a grotto would likely work perfectly.


Uh ok, just PM me whenever.

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Sorjat
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#55 - 2013-06-06 18:38:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Sorjat
I might have to go to this beach just out of curiosity... I've never seen a Caldari out of uniform and 'relaxed'... didn't think it was possible. Although to make them feel comfortable you might want to sell some Caldari Navy Issue beach wear at the store and also be sure to post the BEACH RULES on a big sign in a very prominent place. Them Caldari's sure do love rulz...

You raised an interesting point:

"Can most people not swim?...it never occurred to me. I'll uh...have to get some people to prevent others from drowning."


It occurs to me that not too many capsuleers would know how to swim... or surf... I have an image of dead clones washing up on the shore with with the local fauna pecking out the implants. This could ruin the 'fun family-friendly' beach image you are trying to promote. Might want the staff to gather up the dead clones quickly for disposal and consider installing a local clone vat for the quick-return of your longer term guests.

One question Anslo, does your bar sell Outer Ring Brandy? (aka 'rocket fuel'). If it doesn't, I can sell you some. While not strictly illegal, (at least not everywhere), it is considered one of the more powerful relaxants available and has both medicinal, recreational and commercial uses. (You can pour it in your ships engine and it will recharge your cap to full!). There's nothing like Rocket Fuel to loosen up even the stiffest Caldari!

Insanity is not hubris, not pride; it is inflation of the ego to its ultimate - confusion between him who worships and that which is worshipped. Man has not eaten God; God has eaten man.

-- PKD
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#56 - 2013-06-07 07:50:42 UTC
Shalinea Vyvorant wrote:

There is a shop up past the Rock Tower too! That is where I got my bathing suit and also my super cool Quafe beach bag to keep all my stuff in!


Well now I'm gonna have to show up!

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Damien dela Ranouscotte
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2013-06-07 09:18:27 UTC
...So how are you able to keep your balance with those monsters you call breasts? Some sort of artificial gravity stabilizer implant or something?
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#58 - 2013-06-07 09:24:12 UTC
Damien dela Ranouscotte wrote:
...So how are you able to keep your balance with those monsters you call breasts? Some sort of artificial gravity stabilizer implant or something?


Wow, how crass!

For you information, I can walk perfectly fine in six inch heels, so I don't know why you'd think I have any problems balancing at all.

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Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#59 - 2013-06-07 10:19:51 UTC
While I do prefer the forest to the beach, this could make for an interesting excursion.
John Revenent
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#60 - 2013-06-07 12:18:44 UTC
Perhaps if I was a few years younger, and had a different position I would take the time to visit. Though I do approve of this concept and hope people will take the time to enjoy the outdoors.

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