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Janks has committed major fraud.

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Yblarbo Janks
Super Fantastic Flaming Rainbow Ponies
#1 - 2011-11-05 21:05:18 UTC
Hello, Janks here.

Let's cut right to the cheese here folks, the name of the game is Insurance Fraud, and the victim is the faceless entity Secure Commerce Commission.

From stardate 2011.11.03 3:53 to 20:53, the Janks filed 63 claims of lost spacecraft out in Syndicate. Being understaffed and no doubt short on investigative resources, they blindly gave the Janks a new spacecraft, then a "gratuity' of Tritanium!

At first you would think, well DUH JANKS, they do this for everyone.

Yes, but they don't raise an eyebrow when you do it every 5-8 minutes ? The SCC doesn't even cross reference public combat logs to see if the ship is even lost! They don't even get on the horn and call stations right next door, "Hey, does this guy Janks have any ships over there?". If they did, they would hear, "Oh hell yes, he's got too many that he can't even view all his stuff quickly, its lagging up our systems! STOP GIVING HIM STUFF". But no, they don't. They could like I don't know, use a locating agent to find out where Janks keeps going every 5 minutes, but nope, Suppose just working at the SCC doesn't give you much standings to do a search eh?

So yes Insurance Fraud ladies and germs, is simple, quick, and easy.

Next you may ask yourself, "wait Mr Janks...if you got a ship full of hangars why must you bother with simple measily insurance fraud?"

Janks will tell you.

The holidays are coming up, and which corp mate doesn't like to open up their hanger and see free ships?

Or better, 62 free ships?!

A ungrateful egg sucker, that's who. So there you go, commit insurance fraud, have gifts for those you love (or hate). Please add Janks to your holiday ham thank you list!

Janks out!


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Jooce McNasty
Islefive Consulting
#2 - 2011-11-05 21:07:05 UTC
What?!?!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#3 - 2011-11-05 21:10:24 UTC
Now post that again without being on stuff. If you can. Shocked

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Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#4 - 2011-11-05 21:12:19 UTC
Drugs are bad mmkay

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Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#5 - 2011-11-05 21:17:26 UTC
I've missed your posting Janks. Lol
Famble
Three's a Crowd
#6 - 2011-11-05 21:32:18 UTC
Would read again. +1

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Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-11-05 21:38:01 UTC
Veto is getting free noobships for chrismas?
Can't wait to see the killboard Big smile
Reeno Coleman
#8 - 2011-11-05 21:42:21 UTC
Come back when you financed your first supercap with the free tritanum you're "scamming". (:
Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-11-05 21:53:20 UTC
Janks makes baby Jesus cry.
Goodwill George
For a fistful of Veldspar
#10 - 2011-11-05 22:38:05 UTC
Lol This will not end well!
Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2011-11-05 22:57:55 UTC
tl;dr: OP spent the better part of 17 hours to get 60 ibises and about 200 ISK worth of trit.
Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#12 - 2011-11-05 23:18:30 UTC
Sounds like Veto. are gonna have some chrimbo fun. Don't forget the booze

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Flamewave
Crimson Moon Society
#13 - 2011-11-05 23:21:05 UTC
Janks posts best posts. Big smile

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Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#14 - 2011-11-05 23:43:04 UTC
Yblarbo Janks wrote:
A ungrateful egg sucker, that's who.


Ryas?

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Aidan Brooder
Dynasphere Ltd.
#15 - 2011-11-06 00:20:58 UTC
Interesting concept... *calculates* Hell no!

But... Really enjoyed reading that post!

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Demetri Slavic
Mind Games.
#16 - 2011-11-06 01:07:57 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
Yblarbo Janks wrote:
A ungrateful egg sucker, that's who.


Ryas?



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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#17 - 2011-11-06 01:08:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Dirk Magnum
Sussing out the meaning of this has become my new project for tonight. Sucks to be you, crack in the gas line.
edit: oh it's Yblarbo Janks I've been waiting for this for a long time Big smile

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Aralieus
Shadowbane Syndicate
#18 - 2011-11-06 05:30:24 UTC
Cocaine is a helluva drug

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Nyio
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2011-11-06 05:46:27 UTC
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#20 - 2011-11-06 10:05:15 UTC
My eyes are bleeding 'O_O'

But I see what you did there..

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