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Illegal Exotic Dance club destroyed by Royal Khanid Navy, DED informant killed
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Shirley Serious
Gutter Press
#1 - 2013-06-01 16:44:52 UTC
An illegal exotic dance club, which the DED were investigating, was destroyed today, by agents of the Royal Khanid Navy.

The exotic dance club, located within a deadspace pocket, and consisting of several linked habitation modules and docking pads, was being investigated by DED operatives, for unspecified reasons.

Royal Khanid Navy elements, attacked and destroyed the mercenary forces defending the exotic dance club, before opening fire on the club itself.

An informant for the DED was killed in the assault, though no DED forces were officially involved.

Rumours from station personnel indicate that amongst the prisoners from the raid, were fifty male exotic dancers, and some Creodron research devices were also recovered, suggesting the possibility of the exotic dance club being a Federal Intelligence Office operation. There were also claims of rogue drones defending the exotic dance club.

Neither the RKN or DED were available to comment on this curious situation.

Just the facts.
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#2 - 2013-06-01 16:59:06 UTC
Surely, you can't be serious.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-06-01 17:01:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Fredfredbug4
Evi Polevhia wrote:
Surely, you can't be serious.


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Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#4 - 2013-06-01 19:51:17 UTC
I cannot help but wonder, given the amount of pirate activity in some parts of the Khingdom, whether shutting down down strip clubs is the best use of Navy time and manpower.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#5 - 2013-06-01 19:57:07 UTC
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
I cannot help but wonder, given the amount of pirate activity in some parts of the Khingdom, whether shutting down down strip clubs is the best use of Navy time and manpower.


They have to shut one down every now and then to justify all the time spent "investigating."
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#6 - 2013-06-02 07:27:01 UTC
Great, there goes my Saturday night. Sad

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Cyanios Talvanen
Golden Ring Salvage and Industry.
#7 - 2013-06-05 09:10:52 UTC
Gutter press got another writer?
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#8 - 2013-06-05 09:59:30 UTC
And just as Gutter Press started making some sensible news, they come up with a crazy story like this... oh well.

Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Great, there goes my Saturday night. Sad


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