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CCP i want compensation

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killorbekilled TBE
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-06-05 09:07:17 UTC
Hi,

I run a small corp that trains pilots on how to press a particular buten in station that will allow them to leave said station in there ship.

For alot of monkeys er i mean pilots that can be very confusing and that's where i come in, its my job to train them on how to press this buten this can take any where between 2 weeks to 2 years and some monkeys get it right away and some dont.

But what im really pissed off about is the amount of bananas ive used already to train my current batch of monkeys to press the buten where it used to be, now i have to start again with them all

CCP will you compensate me for the bananas ive waisted training monkeys to press a buten that is no longer there?

:)
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#2 - 2013-06-05 09:09:00 UTC
killorbekilled TBE wrote:
Hi,

I run a small corp that trains pilots on how to press a particular buten in station that will allow them to leave said station in there ship.

For alot of monkeys er i mean pilots that can be very confusing and that's where i come in, its my job to train them on how to press this buten this can take any where between 2 weeks to 2 years and some monkeys get it right away and some dont.

But what im really pissed off about is the amount of bananas ive used already to train my current batch of monkeys to press the buten where it used to be, now i have to start again with them all

CCP will you compensate me for the bananas ive waisted training monkeys to press a buten that is no longer there?



I find jumper cables, a car battery, heavy duty crocodile clips, a basin of water and a length of rubber hose train monkeys to do what you want 200% faster than bananas.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Aragoni
Black Talon Command
#3 - 2013-06-05 09:09:52 UTC
11/10. This thread will go places. :D
Sex Slave Girl
Absolute Order XVIII
Absolute Will
#4 - 2013-06-05 09:10:34 UTC
Shamata
The Journeyman project
Main Stage Strip Miners Excavation and Exploration
#5 - 2013-06-05 09:11:07 UTC
Post your address here. ill compensate you with 10xBananas. Free shipping !
killorbekilled TBE
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-06-05 09:19:17 UTC
Thanks guys its now too late allot of the monkeys have mistakenly pressed the bio-mass buten in attempt to leave station

There next of kin have been informed

Wtb new batch of monkeys

:)