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My Amazon Wishlist

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Ultim8Evil
Exit-Strategy
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#1 - 2013-06-04 21:31:06 UTC
If I post if I post *my* Amazon Wishlist here and link some pictures of me half-naked, will anyone buy me anything from it?

If not, sad_panda.jpg Cry

Follow me on Twitter for literally no good reason @TheUltim8Evil

Sipphakta en Gravonere
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-06-04 21:33:03 UTC
Ultim8Evil wrote:
If I post if I post *my* Amazon Wishlist here and link some pictures of me half-naked, will anyone buy me anything from it?

If not, sad_panda.jpg Cry


Well, what interesting content did you produce? What is that? Nothing? Well, you are out of luck then.
Darth Kilth
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2013-06-04 21:33:46 UTC
Oh you ;)
Dimple Dallocort
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-06-04 21:37:36 UTC
Mr moral high ground here, get over your self
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-06-04 21:42:11 UTC
This is why you never recruit trolls from FA.

Plus, Half naked pictures of Ultim8Evil dont belong on anyones Amazon wish list. Only velour blacklight posters of Unsuccessful at Everything riding a tiger while holding a subway sandwich (with pickles) belong on that wish list..and why not order 2, they do make fantastic christmas presents.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Liam Mirren
#6 - 2013-06-04 21:45:26 UTC
Depends if you want to land a job at CCP. Make sure you bash CCP a bit and remain entirely clueless on the game, that seems to help.

Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude.

Ripblade Falconpunch
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-06-04 21:55:39 UTC
Ultim8Evil wrote:
If I post if I post *my* Amazon Wishlist here and link some pictures of me half-naked, will anyone buy me anything from it?

If not, sad_panda.jpg Cry


No.

Now, I'm going to cover this thread in smiley faces while I lock it temporarily "for cleaning".... aka removing all dissenting
opinions to try and make it seem like everything is rosey and bright.
Elle Ichosira
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-06-04 21:57:18 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Cyberdyne
I found this on someone's wishlist profile: *Trolling Link/Personal Info removed. - ISD Cyberdyne

if you're looking for the real pics, it's not hard to google the collection.
Ckra Trald
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-06-04 21:58:31 UTC
mother of god is mintchip going to get trolled hard

gg

http://www.rusemen.com/ Join Tengoo xd

Ultim8Evil
Exit-Strategy
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#10 - 2013-06-04 22:00:32 UTC
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:
Ultim8Evil wrote:
If I post if I post *my* Amazon Wishlist here and link some pictures of me half-naked, will anyone buy me anything from it?

If not, sad_panda.jpg Cry


No.

Now, I'm going to cover this thread in smiley faces while I lock it temporarily "for cleaning".... aka removing all dissenting
opinions to try and make it seem like everything is rosey and bright.


No, you can't lock it now, there hasn't been enough white-knighting neckbeards in here yet.

We also need some threats from CCP, some denial from Mintchip and a few deleted links to jpegs and twitter before this gets locked, surely?

Because that's business as usual now, right?

Follow me on Twitter for literally no good reason @TheUltim8Evil

Lord 'Vulcan' Raven
Vulcan Logistics
#11 - 2013-06-04 22:03:08 UTC
Sipphakta en Gravonere wrote:
Ultim8Evil wrote:
If I post if I post *my* Amazon Wishlist here and link some pictures of me half-naked, will anyone buy me anything from it?

If not, sad_panda.jpg Cry


Well, what interesting content did you produce? What is that? Nothing? Well, you are out of luck then.


It's been proven you don't need interesting content, only to be the right gender and show some cleavage now and then for your audience. Look at miss hannah minx or you know that other person.
Onyx Nyx
The Veldspar Protectorate
#12 - 2013-06-04 22:10:16 UTC
Lord 'Vulcan' Raven wrote:
Sipphakta en Gravonere wrote:
Ultim8Evil wrote:
If I post if I post *my* Amazon Wishlist here and link some pictures of me half-naked, will anyone buy me anything from it?

If not, sad_panda.jpg Cry


Well, what interesting content did you produce? What is that? Nothing? Well, you are out of luck then.


It's been proven you don't need interesting content, only to be the right gender and show some cleavage now and then for your audience. Look at miss hannah minx or you know that other person.


**** my life... I was definitely born with the wrong gender then. ;(

I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more.

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Xuixien
Solar Winds Security Solutions
#13 - 2013-06-04 22:12:06 UTC
INB4L

Epic Space Cat, Horsegirl, Philanthropist

Setaceous
Nexus Prima
#14 - 2013-06-04 22:13:13 UTC
Really? You didn't notice that ISD is purging the other thread of comments like this?
Dervinus
Sunny Weather Mercenaries
The Initiative.
#15 - 2013-06-04 22:13:17 UTC
Mintchip is that you?

o7 toonies

Ultim8Evil
Exit-Strategy
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#16 - 2013-06-04 22:18:15 UTC
Setaceous wrote:
Really? You didn't notice that ISD is purging the other thread of comments like this?


I'm not personally attacking anyone, I was asking a question about myself.

You're clearly jumping to conclusions.

Follow me on Twitter for literally no good reason @TheUltim8Evil

Setaceous
Nexus Prima
#17 - 2013-06-04 22:20:05 UTC
Ultim8Evil wrote:
Setaceous wrote:
Really? You didn't notice that ISD is purging the other thread of comments like this?


I'm not personally attacking anyone, I was asking a question about myself.

You're clearly jumping to conclusions.

I see. You clearly think you're being clever. Carry on.
Malak Dawnfire
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#18 - 2013-06-04 22:29:56 UTC
People are sending nudes and nobody told me?!!? Shocked
BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#19 - 2013-06-04 22:42:28 UTC
Will you post teasers first
Ultim8Evil
Exit-Strategy
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#20 - 2013-06-04 22:56:36 UTC
BadAssMcKill wrote:
Will you post teasers first


If you buy me a PS3

Follow me on Twitter for literally no good reason @TheUltim8Evil

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