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Miner extraction and Awoxer for hire.
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Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#1 - 2013-06-04 05:58:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Don Purple
Good evening lady's and gentlemen.

Attention Miner extraction and awoxer for hire.


Looking for some solid awoxing and miner extraction contracts to fill. I've always held disdain for the random awox, it just isn't business like. Now pay me some isk and give me a reason and I will extract as many tears as you want from them. I will spend up to 8 weeks on a target, longer if the price is right. As for miner extraction I work per system and prices are weekly, bi weekly, or monthly.


Take care, and feel free to eve mail me.
Don.Twisted

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-06-04 06:29:29 UTC
It's a 4-letter word. How hard can it be? Ban 13s.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#3 - 2013-06-04 06:31:17 UTC
So you like to give miners awax?

For 8 weeks.....






Whatever turns you on.


https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Marianne Pollard
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-06-04 07:29:43 UTC
Do you on, or just off?

Mocking the afflicted since 2013.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#5 - 2013-06-04 07:37:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Sabriz Adoudel
What is it with people on the internet and spelling mistakes?

The OPs' meaning was clear. The typo didn't cause any ambiguity. So why is it a big deal?

Spelling ceases to matter once you get out of highschool. Which is somewhat of a nuisance to me, as I was always good at it. Then fifteen years ago I got into the real world and found out that my above average spelling was about as useful to me as being above average at juggling kittens would be.

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Marianne Pollard
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-06-04 07:39:56 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
What is it with people on the internet and spelling mistakes?

The OPs' meaning was clear. The typo didn't cause any ambiguity. So why is it a big deal?

Spelling ceases to matter once you get out of highschool. Which is somewhat of a nuisance to me, as I was always good at it. Then fifteen years ago I got into the real world and found out that my above average spelling was about as useful to me as being above average at juggling kittens would be.


He mud.

Mocking the afflicted since 2013.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#7 - 2013-06-04 08:02:13 UTC
Grammatical misconception and trolls aside lets have some fun gents. Thank you for the free bumps.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#8 - 2013-06-04 08:04:44 UTC
Marianne Pollard wrote:
Do you on, or just off?


Oh yes an alts comments mean so much to me... you hurt me.. in a sensitive spot. Can we snuggle now ?

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Ivana Twinkle
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2013-06-04 08:05:55 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:

Spelling ceases to matter once you get out of highschool.


So which world do you live in? Does it involve a lot of caravans?
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#10 - 2013-06-04 08:08:42 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
So you like to give miners awax?

For 8 weeks.....






Whatever turns you on.




This was entertaining. I will wax your miner so hard..

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#11 - 2013-06-04 11:43:46 UTC
Don Purple wrote:
IbanezLaney wrote:
So you like to give miners awax?

For 8 weeks.....






Whatever turns you on.




This was entertaining. I will wax your miner so hard..



I am very disappointed that you fixed your typos.

This thread was going places.

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#12 - 2013-06-04 14:20:46 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Don Purple wrote:
IbanezLaney wrote:
So you like to give miners awax?

For 8 weeks.....






Whatever turns you on.




This was entertaining. I will wax your miner so hard..



I am very disappointed that you fixed your typos.

This thread was going places.


My apologies :D, It actually took me a second to realize what I had spelled wrong. XP

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Red Thunder
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2013-06-04 14:34:08 UTC
-1 The whole fun of awoxing is to get null sec tengus. Who wants to hire someone to do something this much fun?
Effect One
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-06-04 16:22:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Effect One
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
What is it with people on the internet and spelling mistakes?

The OPs' meaning was clear. The typo didn't cause any ambiguity. So why is it a big deal?

Spelling ceases to matter once you get out of highschool. Which is somewhat of a nuisance to me, as I was always good at it. Then fifteen years ago I got into the real world and found out that my above average spelling was about as useful to me as being above average at juggling kittens would be.


Actually, spelling does matter after you leave highschool (depending on your profession of course).

An ex-colleague of mine, who I don't particularly associate with anymore for reasons that will become apparent, made a spelling mistake on a legal document he was drafting that wasn't spotted. It changed the interpreted meaning of the sentence, which in turn changed the way the Court interpreted the clause during litigation. The client lost 'quite a bit'. The firm was sued for negligence.

('lol')

I would agree, however, that in this case the first post was pretty clear and the spelling mistake negligible at best - particularly given the context within which we find ourselves on this forum. Nevertheless, the bickering chatter of grammar/spelling nazis is always a source of entertainment I find!

'This might be internet spaceships, but it's not rocket science to protect yourself and fly with a little common sense' - CCP Falcon
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-06-04 17:00:43 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
What is it with people on the internet and spelling mistakes?

The OPs' meaning was clear. The typo didn't cause any ambiguity. So why is it a big deal?

Spelling ceases to matter once you get out of highschool. Which is somewhat of a nuisance to me, as I was always good at it. Then fifteen years ago I got into the real world and found out that my above average spelling was about as useful to me as being above average at juggling kittens would be.


Spend 16 hours of your life looking for one misspelled property name buried in 20,000 lines of code and tell me spelling doesn't matter.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Phoenix Einherjar
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2013-06-05 04:28:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Phoenix Einherjar
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
What is it with people on the internet and spelling mistakes?

The OPs' meaning was clear. The typo didn't cause any ambiguity. So why is it a big deal?

Spelling ceases to matter once you get out of highschool. Which is somewhat of a nuisance to me, as I was always good at it. Then fifteen years ago I got into the real world and found out that my above average spelling was about as useful to me as being above average at juggling kittens would be.


I agree that people getting mad over spelling on an internet forum is ********. Especially when the meaning is clear enough.

The "spelling ceases to matter outside of highschool" bit I take issue with. It even matters if you've spent your past 15 years flipping burgers since you need to be able to spell "horse" on your meat order properly. For realsies though: any job that requires tertiary education (except arts degrees) requires literary ability.

The manner and frequency at which you normally post suggested to me you were still at high school. My mouth kinda hung open dumbfounded for a moment as I realised that you're a 30+ year old who attention whores on internet spaceship game forums. If you were older I would have at least expected your godawful "event" (I use that word in the loosest sense) to be better thought-out.

[URL=http://paradoxicalhonour.blogspot.com]Paradoxical Honour (blog)[/URL]
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#17 - 2013-06-05 05:48:04 UTC
I believe on a business and professional level spelling is a very important factor and the amount of people that disregard spelling and grammar because they are being social or personal is just rude. I do find some of the ways people "talk" to me extremely poor in taste. If you want to come off in a good sense you should start with the way you type. Personally I can be terrible with grammar and punctuation and for that I apologize.

Don.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#18 - 2013-06-05 07:59:26 UTC
I am going too be honest, I hate awoxing, but that was always because it had no meaning that would drive good content. The guy was being a **** just for lols. Now the service this guy is asking all of you wonderfull people to pay him for I can get behind. It's not just malicious lols he is after, the awoxing has a reason, too take down or disrupt a rival corp. Now that is content.

+1 ill keep you as a contact mate in case i need too employ your tallents

"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#19 - 2013-06-05 08:10:35 UTC
Job Valador wrote:
I am going too be honest, I hate awoxing, but that was always because it had no meaning that would drive good content. The guy was being a **** just for lols. Now the service this guy is asking all of you wonderfull people to pay him for I can get behind. It's not just malicious lols he is after, the awoxing has a reason, too take down or disrupt a rival corp. Now that is content.

+1 ill keep you as a contact mate in case i need too employ your tallents



Thank you for the bump and the +1 mate. And I do agree, the random awoxing has no meaning or purpose. I have no plans on going after random corps having a hard time in this game (as most new corps do). I try to provide a service to people who can not take care of business on their own. A war dec can stop a corp until they flee to another, ganking can stop miners until they learn how to fit a ship and not walk away from their PC. A good awox can destroy moral and obliterate a corp and its assets. I'm not looking to join a corp and kill its members. I am that guy you hire to get in there and gain their trust, then ruin everything they have. If the job is right I will spend months if need be to provide a good service to my client.


Don

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Red Thunder
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2013-06-05 18:56:04 UTC
Genuly curious do you have alts to do the awoxing? Quite interested as I am an awoxer. What do u do once your awoxing character has been burned? Do you sell the character?
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