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WARNING AWOXER: Lapster, night watchmen, gods handiman
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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#21 - 2013-05-30 20:06:50 UTC
Daisai wrote:
Trin Javidan wrote:
i once awaoxed, its sooo much fun


Says enough about you as a person.


Because EVE is real life.

I'm curious though, what does doing the same missions over and over again or mining asteroids for hours on end everyday say about a person?

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#22 - 2013-05-31 03:36:13 UTC
Kainos Kerensky wrote:
As CEO of SOTR corp I condemn these actions as unsanctioned. He will be trolled endlessly and all access revoked while we spank him viciously.


This is an unsanctioned use of Magica... wrong game.


@OP, how do you know that gods handiman was involved?

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Kainos Kerensky
The Forsakened Few
We Forsakened Few
#23 - 2013-05-31 04:34:28 UTC
@ Ruby, I lol'd thanks for that one, also tell FAdm he's a ***.

Kainos Kerensky "Prepare for teh Vandersex!"

night watchmen
Tranquility Tavern
Pandemic Horde
#24 - 2013-05-31 15:48:10 UTC
Gods handiman was my bothers old character the new gods is innocent. Where li3 got the name I have no idea. Theyre very bad and obviously he was sold they failed to check the char bazzar. Bads
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#25 - 2013-05-31 19:31:59 UTC
Well, that's disappointing. This would have been a sign of vague competence for the new gods handiman.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Kainos Kerensky
The Forsakened Few
We Forsakened Few
#26 - 2013-06-02 10:40:04 UTC
Well, now I've been forced to get rid of these muppets. After various complaints and us attempting to help them and give them a place to have some fun (being a bro) they thought it was "cool" to literally rage the night before last on an FC and various leaders. Apparently joking around and trolling was justification for these two spergelords to rant on TS3 about how they will kill and awox INK, and the woman in chat, who they had never met before, ended up being called a c*nt which is just so tasteful.

Other than the fact that SHUN let them in without a background check and a new guy just GAVE them free stuff, these two are beyond incompetant. Since they couldnt kill us or INK when told they had to leave (we again where nice and gave them time to move out and even move ships for them) they flew off and ganked some random ratters in WHYSO/DS on their way out and attempted to troll more. No damage done to us, but holy **** what a pair of faggots. Guess it's not possible to be a bro to some people in this game. Save yourself the headache, even in our corp we had to mute them now and then just due to their annoying voices.

If you do want to fly with them, here's some recruitment details;

- 17 years old
- Mom pays their accounts (very active for your corp!!)
- Maturity of sub 13 year old.
- USTZ however misses school often to sit on Eve (again activity for you!!!)
- Very mouthy, not in good trolling sense, just racial slurs and cursing when their mom isnt home to be "cool."
- Racist. I'll admit I'm highly intollerant of certain people and cultures, but like most human beings I can be civil. These two will rant about anything not white and how they specifically are better. This extends to hate against non American white people too we found out.
- The worst trolling you will ever encounter. CAOD was never bad enough to compare to them.
- Have not hit puberty, this is beyond apparent with their voices. It may however be worth inviting them to TS3 just to troll their voices and hear them rage.
- Infinite spergefaggot emo rage. Oh yes... so much of it. Enjoy it ;)
- Minimal pilot quality, relies on ganks or other people. Claim to FC but incapable of actually doing so, just whines till a fleet goes out or asks for handouts.

Despite the overwhelming amount of drama, there was a stupid amount of laughs that came from trolling/booting/banning/muting these guys. Oh well, we tried to help them out when nobody else wanted them, I guess you can't fix stupid!

Cheers,
Kainos Kerensky

Kainos Kerensky "Prepare for teh Vandersex!"

night watchmen
Tranquility Tavern
Pandemic Horde
#27 - 2013-06-03 18:45:03 UTC
Kainos Kerensky wrote:
Well, now I've been forced to get rid of these muppets. After various complaints and us attempting to help them and give them a place to have some fun (being a bro) they thought it was "cool" to literally rage the night before last on an FC and various leaders. Apparently joking around and trolling was justification for these two spergelords to rant on TS3 about how they will kill and awox INK, and the woman in chat, who they had never met before, ended up being called a c*nt which is just so tasteful.

Other than the fact that SHUN let them in without a background check and a new guy just GAVE them free stuff, these two are beyond incompetant. Since they couldnt kill us or INK when told they had to leave (we again where nice and gave them time to move out and even move ships for them) they flew off and ganked some random ratters in WHYSO/DS on their way out and attempted to troll more. No damage done to us, but holy **** what a pair of faggots. Guess it's not possible to be a bro to some people in this game. Save yourself the headache, even in our corp we had to mute them now and then just due to their annoying voices.

If you do want to fly with them, here's some recruitment details;

- 17 years old
- Mom pays their accounts (very active for your corp!!)
- Maturity of sub 13 year old.
- USTZ however misses school often to sit on Eve (again activity for you!!!)
- Very mouthy, not in good trolling sense, just racial slurs and cursing when their mom isnt home to be "cool."
- Racist. I'll admit I'm highly intollerant of certain people and cultures, but like most human beings I can be civil. These two will rant about anything not white and how they specifically are better. This extends to hate against non American white people too we found out.
- The worst trolling you will ever encounter. CAOD was never bad enough to compare to them.
- Have not hit puberty, this is beyond apparent with their voices. It may however be worth inviting them to TS3 just to troll their voices and hear them rage.
- Infinite spergefaggot emo rage. Oh yes... so much of it. Enjoy it ;)
- Minimal pilot quality, relies on ganks or other people. Claim to FC but incapable of actually doing so, just whines till a fleet goes out or asks for handouts.

Despite the overwhelming amount of drama, there was a stupid amount of laughs that came from trolling/booting/banning/muting these guys. Oh well, we tried to help them out when nobody else wanted them, I guess you can't fix stupid!

Cheers,
Kainos Kerensky





Some of the juciest Tears I have recivied. Much better then shuns, after I stole around the same isk as your fail nyx loss.


http://www.evepraisal.com/estimate/205523
Red Thunder
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2013-06-03 18:46:01 UTC
Kainos Kerensky wrote:

- Minimal pilot quality, relies on ganks or other people. Claim to FC but incapable of actually doing so, just whines till a fleet goes out or asks for handouts.

Kainos Kerensky



http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=17988006

Minimal pilot quality is having your nyx alt live in lowsec without a tower. Also neither of us called a women on ts a ****.
Raysiana
Perkone
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-06-03 19:02:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Raysiana
Funny, if you read the raw data those are blueprint copies...
night watchmen
Tranquility Tavern
Pandemic Horde
#30 - 2013-06-03 19:34:37 UTC
Raysiana wrote:
Funny, if you read the raw data those are blueprint copies...


Funny how I have your stuff.
Kainos Kerensky
The Forsakened Few
We Forsakened Few
#31 - 2013-06-03 20:58:32 UTC
Tears? Do you even know how many times I wanted to boot you and was told to relax? You two are little faggots who have zero hope of a future in and out of game. Absolutely worthless.

Kainos Kerensky "Prepare for teh Vandersex!"

night watchmen
Tranquility Tavern
Pandemic Horde
#32 - 2013-06-03 21:55:28 UTC
Kainos Kerensky wrote:
Tears? Do you even know how many times I wanted to boot you and was told to relax? You two are little faggots who have zero hope of a future in and out of game. Absolutely worthless.


I have more of a future in eve, then a nyx losing bigot like yourself.
Red Thunder
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2013-06-03 21:56:51 UTC
I honestly expected to get this char booted sooner. I thought you would find out I am the one who sold the intel to hostile. But I guess I was really good about it night watchmen didnt even know. My alt was even on the kill :) And btw those tempests pilots are pretty badass idk what your talking about.
night watchmen
Tranquility Tavern
Pandemic Horde
#34 - 2013-06-03 21:59:32 UTC
Red Thunder wrote:
I honestly expected to get this char booted sooner. I thought you would find out I am the one who sold the intel to hostile. But I guess I was really good about it night watchmen didnt even know. My alt was even on the kill :) And btw those tempests pilots are pretty badass idk what your talking about.


Well I'll be.
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#35 - 2013-06-03 22:03:54 UTC
Kainos Kerensky wrote:
Tears? Do you even know how many times I wanted to boot you and was told to relax? You two are little faggots who have zero hope of a future in and out of game. Absolutely worthless.


I don't know...I kinda think he did a good job and is quite funny.

Let's see:
Killed your guys

Posted a link to a goober nyx loss

Stole untold billions

Pulled your chains hard enough to get you to post here saying you were ripped off and murdered by teenagers whose balls haven't even dropped yet. <---gold medal
night watchmen
Tranquility Tavern
Pandemic Horde
#36 - 2013-06-03 22:05:38 UTC
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:
Kainos Kerensky wrote:
Tears? Do you even know how many times I wanted to boot you and was told to relax? You two are little faggots who have zero hope of a future in and out of game. Absolutely worthless.


I don't know...I kinda think he did a good job and is quite funny.

Let's see:
Killed your guys

Posted a link to a goober nyx loss

Stole untold billions

Pulled your chains hard enough to get you to post here saying you were ripped off and murdered by teenagers whose balls haven't even dropped yet. <---gold medal


Agreed
WhiteHalo117
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#37 - 2013-06-04 02:46:53 UTC  |  Edited by: WhiteHalo117
I would personally like to start a slow clap for this "night watchmen". His exploits are so noteworthy, if I were him I would write these down so when I turned 18 I can put them on an application for proper employment. Also young man have fun with the 8 billion isk you scammed off of a few good pilots pretending to be kaspa101 on coms o7. (We have recordings of these events.)
WhiteHalo117
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#38 - 2013-06-04 02:52:38 UTC  |  Edited by: WhiteHalo117
Also those are all BPC's trololololol
Kainos Kerensky
The Forsakened Few
We Forsakened Few
#39 - 2013-06-04 11:16:07 UTC
Couple quick things before I never look at this terrible thread again.

1) I've now had just shy of ten people try to claim responsibility for "giving intel" resulting in the Nyx loss. You people should probably just chill since is a game, and you all seem more excitable over it than I did losing it. No fucks are given, its called buy a new one (and you can blow that one up too, oh no!!). Also, that's a lot of people who gave them "intel" all of which had completely different "stories" of which none are close to the other lol. Stop trying to act important, its like North Korea all over again.

2) You don't know what "bigot" means, and no, looking it up now doesn't count so just stop now.

3) This will look great on an application. +2

4) These two will certainly need to sell these accounts since any decent alliance will keep them out at this point. We should put up a recording of their voices and bump the thread daily so alliances know who they are if they get new accounts. There's literally nobody else with their scratchy high pitched voices.

Cheers,
Kainos
"2nd most fail nyx pilot in Eve."

Kainos Kerensky "Prepare for teh Vandersex!"

Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#40 - 2013-06-04 13:04:06 UTC
Kainos Kerensky wrote:
Couple quick things before I never look at this terrible thread again.

1) I've now had just shy of ten people try to claim responsibility for "giving intel" resulting in the Nyx loss. You people should probably just chill since is a game, and you all seem more excitable over it than I did losing it. No fucks are given, its called buy a new one (and you can blow that one up too, oh no!!). Also, that's a lot of people who gave them "intel" all of which had completely different "stories" of which none are close to the other lol. Stop trying to act important, its like North Korea all over again.

2) You don't know what "bigot" means, and no, looking it up now doesn't count so just stop now.

3) This will look great on an application. +2

4) These two will certainly need to sell these accounts since any decent alliance will keep them out at this point. We should put up a recording of their voices and bump the thread daily so alliances know who they are if they get new accounts. There's literally nobody else with their scratchy high pitched voices.

Cheers,
Kainos
"2nd most fail nyx pilot in Eve."


Damn, these young bucks really got your goat huh..

Considering you quote yourself with some goofy batman movie lines in your stupid forum signature thing it was probably a hoot to screw with you.

Don't forget young heads he was BORN in null sec...you just ..well...went and stole all his stuffs and called his wife a hoe and killed his ships and made him make himself look like a fool in public. Does that born part mean you were born in null yesterday?
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