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I HATE GOONS,CAREBEARS AND CCP! I DEMAND FREE STUFF!

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Naomi Hale
#1 - 2013-06-03 19:21:39 UTC
This is a sociological experiment to see if something mentioned in another thread holds true.

That most people don't read the opening post and just reply or post based on the title alone (though not in every case obviously). My other thread lost it's intended purpose within four minutes of being created (a possible record) because the title was either unclear or open to interpretation. So as you can see I've created a suitably unsubtle title to this thread to see what responses I get. As far as I'm aware there isn't anything in the forum rules about a title having to match the posts contents so it shouldn't get locked (unless they only look at the title or it's moved to a different section). I'm thinking that every person who posts here that has read this should reply with a 'I helped this laypersons science experiment' and you get a like and a warm feeling of satisfaction for helping increase someones understanding of the Internet. Those that haven't read this and post agree to enter into a completely unbinding,unlawful and unenforceable contract to donate one million isk to the CCP dev of their chose (yes that is to sway CCP into leaving this open) and anyone asking for my stuff or pointing out the direction of WoW can have an additional (and fictional) fine of one million isk. I've deliberately made this post a mini wall of text with no 'too long, didn't read' to further see if it may affect the responses. So anyone wanna help with some science?

I'm Naomi Hale and this is my favourite thread on the forums.
THC Trader
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-06-03 19:24:10 UTC
TL;DR
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-06-03 19:25:01 UTC
Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-06-03 19:26:27 UTC
Shaun Klaroh
Th3 Darp Legion
#5 - 2013-06-03 19:27:22 UTC
I read the wall of text, but I typically write in my own ways. Social Experiment? ... neato.
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#6 - 2013-06-03 19:27:33 UTC
Shouldn't have mentioned in the first 3 words that this is a sociological experiment....now they're on to you.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-06-03 19:28:14 UTC
STFU stupid troll with your fail experiment.
Paul Panala
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-06-03 19:30:36 UTC
Heck yeah!! I have never really had a run-in with the goons, but they exist so I should get free stuff too!
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#9 - 2013-06-03 19:31:47 UTC
I'll help with some science. I hypothesize that a nice, relaxing enema would rid you of your internalized anger and aggression, while at the same time contributing to over all health.
Naomi Hale
#10 - 2013-06-03 19:35:17 UTC
Kijo Rikki wrote:
Shouldn't have mentioned in the first 3 words that this is a sociological experiment....now they're on to you.

But that would defeat the purpose, it's about just reading the title, if they read the first three words they've read (a least some of) the post. Got to give them a chance.

I'm Naomi Hale and this is my favourite thread on the forums.
Mc Scam
Doomheim
#11 - 2013-06-03 19:37:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Mc Scam
Ahh, a multi layer scam post. Not only is the title misleading, you also rob our precious time by writing a whole novel. You have earned my respect.
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
#12 - 2013-06-03 19:39:24 UTC
Naomi Hale wrote:
This is a sociological experiment to see if something mentioned in another thread holds true.

That most people don't read the opening post and just reply or post based on the title alone


You should probably factor in some sort of adjustment for the opening post not having a paragraph.

Not today spaghetti.
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#13 - 2013-06-03 19:44:04 UTC
A....a....Syentifik Experimink ?
Does it involve Nasal probing ?
I....I'm drain bamaged you see, so I dunno what I could kontribeut.
Maybe a...no wait....or what about a.......oh no.....batteries, yes......red butterflies.
ok ok you win I posted.
ware is mah free stuph ?



COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse  CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#14 - 2013-06-03 19:45:41 UTC
Any thread that hates on anyone, is a good thread.

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

Samuel Triptee
Battle Toad Brigade
Ribbit.
#15 - 2013-06-03 19:46:34 UTC
Naomi Hale wrote:
This is a sociological experiment to see if something mentioned in another thread holds true.

That most people don't read the opening post and just reply or post based on the title alone (though not in every case obviously). My other thread lost it's intended purpose within four minutes of being created (a possible record) because the title was either unclear or open to interpretation. So as you can see I've created a suitably unsubtle title to this thread to see what responses I get. As far as I'm aware there isn't anything in the forum rules about a title having to match the posts contents so it shouldn't get locked (unless they only look at the title or it's moved to a different section). I'm thinking that every person who posts here that has read this should reply with a 'I helped this laypersons science experiment' and you get a like and a warm feeling of satisfaction for helping increase someones understanding of the Internet. Those that haven't read this and post agree to enter into a completely unbinding,unlawful and unenforceable contract to donate one million isk to the CCP dev of their chose (yes that is to sway CCP into leaving this open) and anyone asking for my stuff or pointing out the direction of WoW can have an additional (and fictional) fine of one million isk. I've deliberately made this post a mini wall of text with no 'too long, didn't read' to further see if it may affect the responses. So anyone wanna help with some science?



Consider this post an experiment within an experiment.

ISK has been sent!

Fly Safe, Live long and prosper, yada, yada, yada...

Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
Gotch Urarse
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#16 - 2013-06-03 19:50:18 UTC
Can I justify the 5 wasted minutes at work reading and responding to science? Smile
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-06-03 19:51:22 UTC
I, too, hate goons. And CCP. They force us to do weird social "experiments". Please lock this thread.

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Mistress Vice
La Souverainete du sang
#18 - 2013-06-03 19:52:31 UTC
'I helped this laypersons science experiment' "smiles"

Nice work I hate Trolls and Tards!
Joxxy
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-06-03 19:54:04 UTC
I guess you have never heard of key ENTER on your keyboard.

Or were you so excited with your little "social experiment" that all skills of writting just went PooF ?
Jimmy Morane
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-06-03 20:00:50 UTC
Naomi, I would help with the layperson's science experiment - but I want my Quafe teeshirt first dammit! Lol
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