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Methods of Romance

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Shintoko Akahoshi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2013-05-31 19:58:47 UTC
Doesn't sound like you've ever dated the sort of Caldari that I have, Sorjat.

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Katarina Musana
Clan Leshya Offworld Venture Enterprise
#22 - 2013-06-02 09:29:54 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
My understanding is that Matari wooing methods often involve large clubs. Brutal but effective.



You're mistaking the rest of us for Brutor, hon. Or perhaps your fantasizing about "large clubs" is simply compensating for a dysfunction issue? I've heard that's common among True Amarrian males. I wonder if it's a problem with the men themselves or just comes with the territory when your women look like that.
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#23 - 2013-06-02 09:47:00 UTC
Katarina Musana wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
My understanding is that Matari wooing methods often involve large clubs. Brutal but effective.

You're mistaking the rest of us for Brutor, hon.

I'm surprised a Minmatar would suggest that Brutor are typically rapists.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.

Sakura Nihil
Faded Light
#24 - 2013-06-03 21:12:46 UTC
Sorjat wrote:
To spot a 'wild' Caldari women is pretty easy... just look for the one who undid the top button of her uniform and allowed her hair to grow a half-centimeter beyond Caldari Navy regulation length.

As for matrimonial thoughts, well I think I'd rather marry my ships computer. As cold and calculating as it is, it has more feelings and doesn't wear a uniform all day.

Uniforms are comfy, you're missing out.
Katarina Musana
Clan Leshya Offworld Venture Enterprise
#25 - 2013-06-03 21:18:14 UTC
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
Katarina Musana wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
My understanding is that Matari wooing methods often involve large clubs. Brutal but effective.

You're mistaking the rest of us for Brutor, hon.

I'm surprised a Minmatar would suggest that Brutor are typically rapists.



The insinuation I was makign was simply an appreciation for rough sex, not ****. Have you ever been with a Brutor? If not, you should try it sometime.
Andrea Okazon
Laurentson INC
#26 - 2013-06-03 21:39:06 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
I have a few thoughts to share about Ethnic Gallente "romance". This will serve as a placeholder


I'll give you all a hint, though; it involves voting. And debates about whether majoritarian systems of voting oppress the beauty of difference.

This leads to shouting. Then passion.

Then you open a vegan bakery together.
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#27 - 2013-06-03 21:44:13 UTC
Katarina Musana wrote:
The insinuation I was makign was simply an appreciation for rough sex, not ****. Have you ever been with a Brutor? If not, you should try it sometime.

Thank you for the clarification.

I'll take your word on it.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.

Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#28 - 2013-06-03 22:15:46 UTC
Romance in the Khanid Kingdom depends greatly on one’s social class.

At the bottom, one is free to run wild, copulating to your heart’s content with whomever you desire. Society is a pyramid, after all, and one gets a large and strong base by encouraging carnal desires and discouraging birth control. At that level, there’s little in the way of land ownership, business ownership, or retirement plans, so one’s ‘wealth’ and security is one’s children.

There are quaint and rustic rituals that vary from region to region. Here a hopeful groom wears blue when proposing. There a grandmother knits baby clothing and gifts it to her unfortunately single and non-pregnant granddaughter as a gentle reminder. Elsewhere young farm lads form a group and sing together to a group of girls who stand about giggling and whispering to themselves about which they find handsome.

I have heard, though I should never say so myself, that the highest class of Kingdom society gives into its indulgences to an even greater extent than the lowest classes, save that it makes use of copious amounts birth-control and injections for the plethora of venereal diseases such extravagance leads to.

Such rumors are obviously the products of petty and jealous minds. Besides, it’s rude to speak ill of one’s betters.

For my own part, the Hanaya family was only raised to peerage 300 years ago. That puts us in a tricky situation. No one wants to marry beneath themselves, especially as those beneath us are not nobles. At the same time, it’s difficult to convince someone whose family has been nobility for thousands of years that you’re much better than the rabble you’ve come from.

Indeed, one must be inordinately vigilant in appearing appropriate at all times. Step out of bounds and one’s betters are likely to remember that one’s great-grandfather was a commoner, and whisper it loudly to their friends at delightful social functions.

Matches are often arranged. All manner of propriety is followed. Never a hint of scandal… unless you happen upon a fine fellow whose breeding is better than that of your beau. Then your family is happy to break it off. The heart wants what it wants, they’ll say.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.

Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2013-06-04 01:26:14 UTC
Typically, romantic endeavors for the average Ethnic Gallente begin at a young age, usually at the onset of puberty. At this point, many a Ethnic Gallente will court or "date" another person. At adolescence this usually doesn't last long and is merely a stage of romantic experimentation. The skills picked up early at the ages of around 12 to 14 will translate later into older stages of their life where a relationship is meant to last longer, if only slightly.

During mid and late teenage years things get slightly more serious. The longevity of a relationship is extended but not significantly, which usually means that it is typical for the average Gallente to have several romantic partners and interest over the course of their young life, often several in just one year. During these years, some Gallente will chose to engage in sexual activities with their peers, whether it be in a relationship or out of one. Other, more shy or conservative Gallente will chose to not to partake in such activities until full adulthood or unless they are in a very long and committed relationship.

Race is usually not a factor in relationships. Mixed- Race couples (usually Ethnic Gallente + Another Race) are so common they are overlooked. For example, my mother was Deteis and my father was Ethnic Gallente. An old friend of mine from school would almost exclusively date Brutor men and I personally have taken a liking to Sebiestor and Intaki ladies.

The media, especially holoprojector programs and films, tend to portray the more risque aspects of Gallente romance. Either because it is what sells, is the most popular view, or both. Whatever the case, nearly all Gallente media portrays romance as something that is quick, spontaneous, and almost always with younger people. In older times and still occasionally today, the media would portray romance as a slow and often tragic affair. Pornography is a major industry that remains almost exclusively Gallente. It's considered fairly taboo and disrespectful for Caldari, Amarr view it as outright heretical, and the Minmatar haven't particularly caught on to it, especially Tribal conservatives. Pornography is extremely accessible on Galnet and has become a bit of a miniature crisis for the Federation, hampering productivity and decreasing the desire to find a romantic interest.

Overtime as a Gallentean matures towards adulthood, mostly their mid 20s and early 30s, they will begin to slow down and the focus of their relationships will be centered around finding a long term lover rather than a short but exciting fling. Dating and flirting occurs as usual and it's not uncommon for partners to move in with each other before marriage. Sometimes, couples do not get married until a child is involved in the mix.

When the time has come for marriage, the more dominant partner (typically, there are exceptions of course) will present his or her lover with a very expensive ring, though there are variations depending on your background. The wedding will usually happen within a year and immediately following that is what is called a "honeymoon". The newly wed couple will typically take an expensive and luxurious vacation. Luxury yachts that provide tours of New Eden are particularly common choices though there are plenty of planetary activities that couples can partake in as well.

Gauron Aristocracy used to make use of arranged marriages or set strict parameters for marriage in order to preserve the royal bloodline. Regardless as times have changed and monarchies, even the ceremonial type of the Gallente, are portrayed in a increasingly negative manner, it is rather natural these days to hear of royalty marrying a "commoner".

Weddings are usually extravagant affairs involving pricey restaurants and other venues. Both sides of the joined family will partake in festivities, primarily dancing. The melting pot of cultures in the Federation, even among Ethnic Gallente, allow for a wide range of activities and traditions at a wedding. Of course, some couples, especially those with no religious views (an increasingly common trend in the Federation) will simply be legally married, and that will be the end of it.Tragically, the vast majority of the population jump onto marriage far too early. As a result, the majority of all marriages in the Federation end in divorce.

As briefly alluded to earlier, romance to a Gallentean will typically mean either one of two things. For the majority, it revolves mostly around sexual desires and the hedonistic need to satisfy them as often as possible, as quickly as possible. On the other hand, many Gallente such as myself, cling to things that are more classically romantic. Candlelight dinners, walks on the beach, and really getting to know each other.

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#30 - 2013-06-04 03:21:03 UTC
Sorjat wrote:
To spot a 'wild' Caldari women is pretty easy... just look for the one who undid the top button of her uniform and allowed her hair to grow a half-centimeter beyond Caldari Navy regulation length.

As for matrimonial thoughts, well I think I'd rather marry my ships computer. As cold and calculating as it is, it has more feelings and doesn't wear a uniform all day.

Goodness me, sounds like someone's been burned in the past.

Don't know where your assumptions come from... *discretely ties ponytail into a regulation-bun*, but those generalizations could really apply to serving-women of any culture. I for one can guarantee you sir that I don't spend all day in my uniform. In fact I only wear it when on active duty, and seeing as I'm commissioned to the militia, and not the full-time navy, my duty times are somewhat errr, intermittent.

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Sakura Nihil
Faded Light
#31 - 2013-06-04 03:35:08 UTC
"Wild" Caldari women wear their hair in ponytails. True story.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#32 - 2013-06-04 03:43:53 UTC
Confirmed.

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Macgun90
Cold Nova Industries
#33 - 2013-06-04 05:19:59 UTC
Also confirming the above three posters are fine examples of proud attractive Caldari women. *salutes* ladies

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Della Monk
Monastery of Drakes
#34 - 2013-06-06 06:14:36 UTC
Never thought my hairstyle could be so scandalous.
But then, I live out in sov space where pornography is broadcast on public channels as simply as pictures of cute animals, so maybe I'm just a bit jaded.
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#35 - 2013-06-06 09:38:39 UTC
Sorjat wrote:
To spot a 'wild' Caldari women is pretty easy... just look for the one who undid the top button of her uniform and allowed her hair to grow a half-centimeter beyond Caldari Navy regulation length.

As for matrimonial thoughts, well I think I'd rather marry my ships computer. As cold and calculating as it is, it has more feelings and doesn't wear a uniform all day.


Ah my friend. You have been looking in all the wrong places, or pressing all the wrong buttons.

The bes thing about the Caldari is that they tend not to flaunt it on the outside. Strict, formal, to the point. But once you get to that point. Oh baby. Are you in for a surprise.

Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#36 - 2013-06-06 11:42:49 UTC
Sorjat wrote:
To spot a 'wild' Caldari women is pretty easy... just look for the one who undid the top button of her uniform and allowed her hair to grow a half-centimeter beyond Caldari Navy regulation length.

As for matrimonial thoughts, well I think I'd rather marry my ships computer. As cold and calculating as it is, it has more feelings and doesn't wear a uniform all day.


No need to blame a Caldari woman's lack of feelings for your inability to score due to a lack of intelligence, wit, personality and charm, dear.

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Steffanie Saissore
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#37 - 2013-06-06 14:37:15 UTC
This has been quite an enlightening thread, for the most part. I apparently missed out on much of the adolescent romance that was alluded to, though as I look back I doubt I had what most would consider a typical Gallente childhood.

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Sorjat
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2013-06-06 18:58:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Sorjat
Shintoko Akahoshi wrote:
Doesn't sound like you've ever dated the sort of Caldari that I have, Sorjat.


My dear Shintoko Akahoshi. I'm a capsuleer!! Dating? You mean with other capsuleers or mortals?? I spend months in null-sec trolling around far away places where most don't dare to tread. To me, successfully squeezing my ship through a tight wormhole is the closest I get to sexual contact... and for someone hundreds of years old, that satisfies me for a solid month!

That and a few good holoreels.

Insanity is not hubris, not pride; it is inflation of the ego to its ultimate - confusion between him who worships and that which is worshipped. Man has not eaten God; God has eaten man.

-- PKD

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2013-06-06 19:18:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Andreus Ixiris
A tip for pretty much anyone of another ethnicity who aspires to woo an Intaki.

However thoughtful, romantic, intelligent or fresh you think you're being by trying to writing poetry in Intaki, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety times out of a million you're going to look like a complete idiot. There's a reason almost every Intaki child learns Garoun Gallentean from the age of five onwards: because there's pretty much no-one else in the universe who's going to bother to learn Intaki and of those who try there are very, very few are going to end up any good at it whatsoever. That poem you're reciting? It sounds like gibberish, those words don't mean what you think they mean and even if they did you're pronouncing them wrong.

Intaki is a deeply complex language that's very difficult for those who haven't been raised speaking it to learn. People who are not used to our peculiar tense-aspect structure are liable to sound like a complete ullu ke pathe.

It's not that we don't appreciate the effort, we do, it's just that your time would be better spent finding out what flowers or genre of music we like.

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Shintoko Akahoshi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2013-06-06 19:53:01 UTC
Sorjat wrote:
Shintoko Akahoshi wrote:
My dear Shintoko Akahoshi. I'm a casuleer!! Dating? You mean with other capsuleers or mortals?? I spend months in null-sec trolling around far away places where most don't dare to tread. To me, successfully squeezing my ship through a tight wormhole is the closest I get to sexual contact... and for someone hundreds of years old, that satisfies me for a solid month!

That and a few good holoreels.


Oh, man. Suddenly so much is clear...


[quote=Andreus Ixiris]A tip for pretty much anyone of another ethnicity who aspires to woo an Intaki...

...There's a reason almost every Intaki child learns Garoun Gallentean from the age of five onwards...


Likewise for foreigners who set their eyes on dating ethnic Gallente: Despite sometimes being called "Garoun Gallentean", it's not Garoun. You will not sound "charmingly classy and traditional" if you learn it.

Not that you should let that stop you from demonstrating your cunning linguistic ability.

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