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WARNING: BAD GOON CORP THIEF AND HIS ALT. DON'T LET THIS BUNGLER IN YOUR CORP.
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Rene De'Labou
Goonman Resources Inc.
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2013-05-31 21:10:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Rene De'Labou
Attention Fellow Indy Pilots and Corps,

Goon's recently attempted to steal BPOs out of my corp. We managed to pull the API of the confirmed Goon and bungling thief. DO NOT RECRUIT lbram Gaunt who is an alt of Scooter McCabe. Not only is he incompetent but he is a goonie as well or at least one of their pets. I recently turned down an offer to be apart of the women's group sponsored by The Mittani, I never thought the goonies would stoop these low over a rejection.

Again be safe and always get a full api. Don't feed these trolls.

I can also confirm he doesn't understand how corp roles work and doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're." Well if you're reading this Mr. McCabe you're 23 hours from being kicked out of my corp once your stasis is up. There is your free grammar lesson.
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#2 - 2013-05-31 22:01:57 UTC
You have a very substantial amount of proof here.

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Scooter McCabe
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2013-05-31 22:12:51 UTC
Vicious lies and nonsense.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#4 - 2013-05-31 22:54:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Tah'ris Khlador
Rene De'Labou wrote:
Not only is he incompetent but he is a goonie as well or at least one of their pets. I recently turned down an offer to be apart of the women's group sponsored by The Mittani, I never thought the goonies would stoop these low over a rejection.


I have yet to determine what is so vile about being a "goonie" except that people seem to detest them for just having a name. So much prejudice!

Also, if your proof-less accusations have any shred of truth, I doubt they "stooped" because of your rejection but more because you apparently have worthwhile BPOs.

You are also missing a comma in your OP, but I'll let you find out where.

EDIT: "Stoop THESE low..."

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-06-01 00:09:11 UTC
I guess the Eve universe is to the point that whenever something bad happens..and you have absolutely no proof of what caused it...you can always blame the goons.

I went to do a production run of frigates the other night..and I was 3 trit short. Damn bastard goons must have snuck in and stole mah minerals.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Dakman Frogger
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-06-01 00:50:51 UTC
One time I got food poisoning from some bad sushi. The chef must have been a goon, sent by the higher ups to poison me!

OT: Unless you have proof, then I doubt you were targeted by the goons. If they claim to be a goon, there is a good chance that he's trying to throw you off.
James 420
EVE Corporation 98188875
#7 - 2013-06-01 01:15:53 UTC
Rene De'Labou wrote:
one of their pets. I recently turned down an offer to be apart of the women's group sponsored by The Mittani, I never thought the goonies would stoop these low over a rejection.

This is hilarious, my sides are hurting. Lol
But seriously goons are nice guys and would never do something like that, just look at the other posts it's pretty clear to me that the goons are a Christian alliance and would never allow such evil operation to happen. Roll

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Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#8 - 2013-06-01 02:08:52 UTC
Rene De'Labou wrote:
women's group sponsored by The Mittani,


I'm not sure what all that other drivel is about but could you elaborate on this part.
Dohkar
Statler and Waldorf LLC
#9 - 2013-06-01 02:24:15 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:

And while we're on a grammar lesson, why did you capitalize "The Mittani." The word "The" is not part of his name, it just gets added on occasion to emphasis his apparent awesomeness.


Gate disagrees with you:

https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/The%20Mittani

(and the word is "emphasize")
Rene De'Labou
Goonman Resources Inc.
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2013-06-01 02:39:33 UTC
I have my evidence and the goonie in question is even in this thread trying to be smug about failing lol. 07 m8.
Grandma Squirel
#11 - 2013-06-01 03:48:54 UTC
Normally I would expect a public display of evidence... but its a goon we are talking about, evidence is a moot point. Anyone foolish enough to deal with a goon is too foolish to do enough research that they would find this thread and take heed.

Though I'm left wondering how he got roles to trigger the stasis if he was as bungling as you suggest...
Rene De'Labou
Goonman Resources Inc.
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2013-06-01 04:26:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Rene De'Labou
Grandma Squirel wrote:
Normally I would expect a public display of evidence... but its a goon we are talking about, evidence is a moot point. Anyone foolish enough to deal with a goon is too foolish to do enough research that they would find this thread and take heed.

Though I'm left wondering how he got roles to trigger the stasis if he was as bungling as you suggest...


He was given access to a hangar that had nothing in it and a wallet that was empty. I told him for full access I needed a full api and when he sent it I would set up the rest of the roles. Well he was over confident, and I caught him being greedy. Kind of sad really. While he thought he had full access I checked his api and saw his goonie main.

Maybe it wasn't over confidence, maybe goons are just that bad.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#13 - 2013-06-01 05:17:22 UTC
Dohkar wrote:
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:

And while we're on a grammar lesson, why did you capitalize "The Mittani." The word "The" is not part of his name, it just gets added on occasion to emphasis his apparent awesomeness.


Gate disagrees with you:

https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/The%20Mittani

(and the word is "emphasize")


I'm a bungler. Derp.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Litair
Nleesh
#14 - 2013-06-01 15:07:53 UTC
I find it odd that people ask for evidence. It's a goon. That makes him guilty of everything by nature.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#15 - 2013-06-01 19:52:33 UTC

I find this thread to be suspect. Trust me, Scooter McCabe is as honourable as they come.

First of all, I personally know Scooter McCabe and he has never been anything but forthright with me in all of our dealings.

Secondly, Dr. McCabe is extremely capable in all that he does. If he ever were to try and steal from a corp, I can assure you he would have taken everything.

I have a feeling that the OP is actually a Goon recruit who failed the application process and this is just a way to sully Dr. McCabe's good name.

I have know many people who have been recruited by Scooter McCabe who are currently having a blast flying with the goons.

Please pick on someone who deserves it instead and stop posting lies about the right honourable Dr. McCabe.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
James 420
EVE Corporation 98188875
#16 - 2013-06-01 21:35:12 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:

I find this thread to be suspect. Trust me, Scooter McCabe is as honourable as they come.

First of all, I personally know Scooter McCabe and he has never been anything but forthright with me in all of our dealings.

Secondly, Dr. McCabe is extremely capable in all that he does. If he ever were to try and steal from a corp, I can assure you he would have taken everything.

I have a feeling that the OP is actually a Goon recruit who failed the application process and this is just a way to sully Dr. McCabe's good name.

I have know many people who have been recruited by Scooter McCabe who are currently having a blast flying with the goons.

Please pick on someone who deserves it instead and stop posting lies about the right honourable Dr. McCabe.

Very good RP A++ would read again, confirming that McCabe is 100% legit.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-06-02 06:25:27 UTC
Litair wrote:
I find it odd that people ask for evidence. It's a goon. That makes him guilty of everything by nature.


It's true, I'm guilty of being overly honest & more trustworthy than your average player.

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Barakkus
#18 - 2013-06-03 18:09:13 UTC
Who would recruit someone named lbram Gaunt?

http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-06-03 18:26:26 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Litair wrote:
I find it odd that people ask for evidence. It's a goon. That makes him guilty of everything by nature.


It's true, I'm guilty of being overly honest & more trustworthy than your average player.


I can verify this claim. See sig for details.

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Cajous Omega
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-06-04 01:18:08 UTC
Scooter McCabe wrote:
Vicious lies and nonsense.


THIS ^
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