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Sofia Roseburn
Verdant Inquiries
#81 - 2013-05-31 15:42:46 UTC
ry ry wrote:
Sofia Roseburn wrote:
kyrieee wrote:
Sofia Roseburn wrote:
Taya Greathame wrote:
Tbh Dark flare has done very well, considering the average age of a Snuff Box member is 14, and we have 80% of members diagnosed with autism, i am proud of my kings.


I'll have you know I take offense to your pejorative use of the word autism and would like you to stop.


We actually subject all applicants to an autism test


How rude.

Amantus asks them if they're autistic. it's all quite tastefully done.


I imagine that must be quite hard for him, what with how acute his condition is.
Taya Greathame
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#82 - 2013-05-31 15:43:40 UTC
Katie Corb
Corb's Emporium of Catgirls and Cynosural Fields
#83 - 2013-05-31 15:44:54 UTC
What is this, first grade?

Next we're gonna have ATXI participants draw straws to find out who wins.

:darkelf:
Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#84 - 2013-05-31 15:47:11 UTC
I'm actually really disappointed with CCP here, despite having nothing to do with either side.

One team actually used skill to kill a bunch of people and the other team just ran around chasing game devs all day.

I know which one of them actually deserves to win and it isn't the latter.

Either way though you guys had made a decision, all judge's decisions are final. If you had said PL had lost and Urine had won because they killed the devs who were worth more then I would have taken the attitude "Well that sucks for PL but dems the rules!".

When it was announced PL won because they actually entered into the spirit of the occasion and did what was intended, rather then just try and take advantage of the fact the devs were stupid enough to ram their lcones full of mega expensive implants, I felt that was the deserved outcome. Unlucky for these Urine guys or whoever they are as if they had known the devs didn't count maybe they would have done things different, but again dems the rules.


To make a decision and climb down in the face of the "losers" whether the losers had been PL OR Urine is pretty shoddy and really disappointing. What happened to conviction? You either believe in sticking by the literal rules as they were written or you believe in reward those who entered into the spirit of the thing.

While CCP has entered into a new era of listening to players which I completely agree with and support, listening to whining customers who didn't get things exactly their way so decided to have a tantrum does not benefit CCP or EVE in general in any way whatsoever.

So yeah, pretty disappointed in the events team here, not for a "wrong" decision, poor rules or anything else, just for getting bullied into some half baked "compromise" that shouldn't have happened.

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
Dark Flare
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#85 - 2013-05-31 15:48:16 UTC
Hello friends!

My name is DARK FLARE and I am the official URINE ALLIANCE POSTING PERSON. After a meeting with our leadership team I have been directed to make two public statements in regards to this. For reference, present at the leadership meeting were myself, my belly button, phantomite's phone, some people who aren't in Urine, our ccp dev spy, james blunt, steve austin, the head of autism awareness EU and a stray dog.

First Public Statement to CCP:

Dear CCP,

We would first like to thank you for this fun event and wonderful prize! While we are gratified to have won, we certainly understand the controversy in your decision. I am sure you had to take into account how much of a babby the entire alliance of PL is. Since the butthurt caused by removing them from the list of winners would have imploded the internet, we understand your decision to leave them there as a token gesture (whilst you still realise they got completely dunked). Once again, thank you!

Second Public Statement to PANDEMIC LEGION:

Dear PANDEMIC LEGION Alliance,

We won.

After hours of combat we managed to do three times the damage to all of low-sec as your alliance. We won, and those of you who aren't us lost. Big time.

For those of you keeping score, it's Pandemic Legion: 0, URINE Alliance: 1.

Over 50B of isk melted under the purifying lasers of Amantus's Amazing Fleet, so once again, in case you were wondering who won and who lost this year, we are the clear-cut victors. You are the losers. In fact, I would go so far to say that we absolutely f*cking wolloped you.

Now I'll admit, winning was very fun. It was fun for two reasons. 1) We got exactly what we wanted - every single little bit. And 2) winning means that we got to watch other people lose, people we admittedly have no respect for and really enjoy watching get upset.

To the victors go the spoils, I suppose.

Not only that, the process of winning was fun. It was also pretty easy. Surprisingly so! All we had to do was murder 50B of enemy ships over a nice firefight. Us owning has been working for years, so we did it again, and it paid off, and we won.

God, it feels good to win. It just feels really, really good.

Take a look at this face. This is the face of a winner. If that makes you angry, look in the mirror because that's the face of a loser. A huge, unequivocal loser.

I bet you're not ready to give up yet. I bet you think you can be King of Low-Sec next year. You can't. I certainly welcome you to try - because I enjoy winning- but trust me, nothing you do is going to change anything. What’s going to happen is I’m going to keep on winning, and you’re going to keep on losing. That’s just how it’s going to be from here on out. Because that’s how it’s always been.

I won. You lost. Bye.

DARK FLARE
URINE ALLIANCE
Soylent Green is Bruce Willis all along !!!!!!

Kings of Lowsec
Taya Greathame
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#86 - 2013-05-31 15:49:12 UTC
Katie Corb wrote:
What is this, first grade?

Next we're gonna have ATXI participants draw straws to find out who wins.


i drew red with blue and green stripes. alternatively, a straw bale.

http://i.imgur.com/XexWSrd.jpg
Sofia Roseburn
Verdant Inquiries
#87 - 2013-05-31 15:51:20 UTC
Dark Flare wrote:
Hello friends!

My name is DARK FLARE and I am the official URINE ALLIANCE POSTING PERSON. After a meeting with our leadership team I have been directed to make two public statements in regards to this. For reference, present at the leadership meeting were myself, my belly button, phantomite's phone, some people who aren't in Urine, our ccp dev spy, james blunt, steve austin, the head of autism awareness EU and a stray dog.

First Public Statement to CCP:

Dear CCP,

We would first like to thank you for this fun event and wonderful prize! While we are gratified to have won, we certainly understand the controversy in your decision. I am sure you had to take into account how much of a babby the entire alliance of PL is. Since the butthurt caused by removing them from the list of winners would have imploded the internet, we understand your decision to leave them there as a token gesture (whilst you still realise they got completely dunked). Once again, thank you!

Second Public Statement to PANDEMIC LEGION:

Dear PANDEMIC LEGION Alliance,

We won.

After hours of combat we managed to do three times the damage to all of low-sec as your alliance. We won, and those of you who aren't us lost. Big time.

For those of you keeping score, it's Pandemic Legion: 0, URINE Alliance: 1.

Over 50B of isk melted under the purifying lasers of Amantus's Amazing Fleet, so once again, in case you were wondering who won and who lost this year, we are the clear-cut victors. You are the losers. In fact, I would go so far to say that we absolutely f*cking wolloped you.

Now I'll admit, winning was very fun. It was fun for two reasons. 1) We got exactly what we wanted - every single little bit. And 2) winning means that we got to watch other people lose, people we admittedly have no respect for and really enjoy watching get upset.

To the victors go the spoils, I suppose.

Not only that, the process of winning was fun. It was also pretty easy. Surprisingly so! All we had to do was murder 50B of enemy ships over a nice firefight. Us owning has been working for years, so we did it again, and it paid off, and we won.

God, it feels good to win. It just feels really, really good.

Take a look at this face. This is the face of a winner. If that makes you angry, look in the mirror because that's the face of a loser. A huge, unequivocal loser.

I bet you're not ready to give up yet. I bet you think you can be King of Low-Sec next year. You can't. I certainly welcome you to try - because I enjoy winning- but trust me, nothing you do is going to change anything. What’s going to happen is I’m going to keep on winning, and you’re going to keep on losing. That’s just how it’s going to be from here on out. Because that’s how it’s always been.

I won. You lost. Bye.

DARK FLARE
URINE ALLIANCE
Soylent Green is Bruce Willis all along !!!!!!


lol
Grarr Dexx
Blue Canary
Watch This
#88 - 2013-05-31 15:52:04 UTC
Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:
I'm actually really disappointed with CCP here, despite having nothing to do with either side.

One team actually used skill to kill a bunch of people and the other team just ran around chasing game devs all day.

I know which one of them actually deserves to win and it isn't the latter.

Either way though you guys had made a decision, all judge's decisions are final. If you had said PL had lost and Urine had won because they killed the devs who were worth more then I would have taken the attitude "Well that sucks for PL but dems the rules!".

When it was announced PL won because they actually entered into the spirit of the occasion and did what was intended, rather then just try and take advantage of the fact the devs were stupid enough to ram their lcones full of mega expensive implants, I felt that was the deserved outcome. Unlucky for these Urine guys or whoever they are as if they had known the devs didn't count maybe they would have done things different, but again dems the rules.


To make a decision and climb down in the face of the "losers" whether the losers had been PL OR Urine is pretty shoddy and really disappointing. What happened to conviction? You either believe in sticking by the literal rules as they were written or you believe in reward those who entered into the spirit of the thing.

While CCP has entered into a new era of listening to players which I completely agree with and support, listening to whining customers who didn't get things exactly their way so decided to have a tantrum does not benefit CCP or EVE in general in any way whatsoever.

So yeah, pretty disappointed in the events team here, not for a "wrong" decision, poor rules or anything else, just for getting bullied into some half baked "compromise" that shouldn't have happened.


Killing nine hundred frigates not even paying attention to anything but the mothership with a fleet of T3's supported by 20+ guardians in 90% TiDi is skill?
Dark Flare
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#89 - 2013-05-31 15:53:08 UTC
Grarr Dexx wrote:
Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:
I'm actually really disappointed with CCP here, despite having nothing to do with either side.

One team actually used skill to kill a bunch of people and the other team just ran around chasing game devs all day.

I know which one of them actually deserves to win and it isn't the latter.

Either way though you guys had made a decision, all judge's decisions are final. If you had said PL had lost and Urine had won because they killed the devs who were worth more then I would have taken the attitude "Well that sucks for PL but dems the rules!".

When it was announced PL won because they actually entered into the spirit of the occasion and did what was intended, rather then just try and take advantage of the fact the devs were stupid enough to ram their lcones full of mega expensive implants, I felt that was the deserved outcome. Unlucky for these Urine guys or whoever they are as if they had known the devs didn't count maybe they would have done things different, but again dems the rules.


To make a decision and climb down in the face of the "losers" whether the losers had been PL OR Urine is pretty shoddy and really disappointing. What happened to conviction? You either believe in sticking by the literal rules as they were written or you believe in reward those who entered into the spirit of the thing.

While CCP has entered into a new era of listening to players which I completely agree with and support, listening to whining customers who didn't get things exactly their way so decided to have a tantrum does not benefit CCP or EVE in general in any way whatsoever.

So yeah, pretty disappointed in the events team here, not for a "wrong" decision, poor rules or anything else, just for getting bullied into some half baked "compromise" that shouldn't have happened.


Killing nine hundred frigates not even paying attention to anything but the mothership with a fleet of T3's supported by 20+ guardians in 90% TiDi is skill?


grarr dexx will never not respond to awful dumb trolls

Kings of Lowsec
Grarr Dexx
Blue Canary
Watch This
#90 - 2013-05-31 15:53:38 UTC
it is who i am
IamBeastx
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#91 - 2013-05-31 15:55:21 UTC
Dark Flare wrote:
Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff ..........
Soylent Green is Bruce Willis all along !!!!!!



tl;dr

All my life i wanted to be someone, now i know i should have been more specific.
Dark Flare
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#92 - 2013-05-31 15:56:42 UTC
IamBeastx wrote:
Dark Flare wrote:
Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff Stuff stuff ..........
Soylent Green is Bruce Willis all along !!!!!!



tl;dr

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=3009395#post3009395

Kings of Lowsec
Walter Stine
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#93 - 2013-05-31 15:57:54 UTC
By looking at the quality of posts in this thread we all know who the real winner is.
Walter Stine
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#94 - 2013-05-31 15:59:23 UTC
It's autism.
Shadoo
North Eastern Swat
#95 - 2013-05-31 15:59:55 UTC
Grarr Dexx wrote:
It's cool PL, you can be our queens.


Like there's been any question as to who the drag in this relationship is Cool
Dark Flare
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#96 - 2013-05-31 16:00:31 UTC
Walter Stine wrote:
It's autism.

flag 4 ccp

http://spicie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Autism-Awareness-Month-Logo.jpg

Kings of Lowsec
Dark Flare
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#97 - 2013-05-31 16:00:52 UTC
Shadoo wrote:
Grarr Dexx wrote:
It's cool PL, you can be our queens.


Like there's been any question as to who the drag in this relationship is Cool


sry who r u?

Kings of Lowsec
Ramirez Dora
Neckbeards International
#98 - 2013-05-31 16:02:27 UTC
Walter Stine wrote:
By looking at the quality of posts in this thread we all know who the real winner is.


Haha, grasping at straws mate. Both sides have terrible posters. Darkflare's last post was actually hilarious (he's not our main diplomat though, for crying out loud don't contact him).

PL won by shooting static stuff, we won by shooting devs (but low-sec style at least). If anyone should be crying, it should be the third unknown party who kept things low-sec and did neither of these!

It's better to get the smug backfire on you first though, cause we're having a good laugh now.
Shadoo
North Eastern Swat
#99 - 2013-05-31 16:03:52 UTC
Dark Flare wrote:
Shadoo wrote:
Grarr Dexx wrote:
It's cool PL, you can be our queens.


Like there's been any question as to who the drag in this relationship is Cool


sry who r u?


I am a small gang FC of a minor leagues alliance called Pandemic Legion. We are the Kings of Low Sec.

Please, don't report me to internalaffairs@ccpgames.com for this post :smith:
Dark Flare
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#100 - 2013-05-31 16:04:39 UTC
Ramirez Dora wrote:
Darkflare's last post was actually hilarious (he's not our main diplomat though, for crying out loud don't contact him).

shut your mouth yes i am

Kings of Lowsec