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KeeganWaffle
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-05-28 16:08:17 UTC
[ 2013.05.28 03:39:04 ] Jeff Harville > who has a ship named all crazy ****
[ 2013.05.28 03:39:19 ] Jeff Harville > Tengu
[ 2013.05.28 03:39:20 ] Dyestle Kubelkampf > little green dot?
[ 2013.05.28 03:39:24 ] Ceremone > OMG
[ 2013.05.28 03:39:27 ] Ceremone > is that in here now?
[ 2013.05.28 03:39:31 ] Ceremone > get the **** in the FF
[ 2013.05.28 03:39:31 ] Jeff Harville > yea
[ 2013.05.28 03:39:45 ] Jeff Harville > i dipped the **** out
[ 2013.05.28 03:39:52 ] Ceremone > everyone in the FF NOW
[ 2013.05.28 03:40:32 ] Ceremone > is everyone in?
[ 2013.05.28 03:40:36 ] Kashiel Thiesant > is that you onlining?
[ 2013.05.28 03:40:39 ] Ceremone > Yes
[ 2013.05.28 03:40:42 ] Kashiel Thiesant > kk
[ 2013.05.28 03:40:45 ] Ceremone > We have a Tengu in the sys
[ 2013.05.28 03:40:51 ] Kashiel Thiesant > i see that
[ 2013.05.28 03:41:06 ] Ceremone > nobody leave the forcefield
[ 2013.05.28 03:41:08 ] Ceremone > youre safe inside it
[ 2013.05.28 03:41:18 ] Dyestle Kubelkampf > how do i turn off pvp safety
[ 2013.05.28 03:41:19 ] Kashiel Thiesant > tengus are smelly
[ 2013.05.28 03:41:35 ] Jeff Harville > i thought u couldnt bring one of those in a WH

full chat log here -> http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1f6vjb/ran_into_a_few_month_old_mining_corp_set_up_in_a/
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#2 - 2013-05-28 16:20:47 UTC
Aww, I remember those days fondly. Being forced into my force field by a fleet of hulks during my second month.

...hey, they had drones.

http://www.wormholes.info
Nash MacAllister
Air
The Initiative.
#3 - 2013-05-28 19:19:36 UTC
That Corp Chat has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read.

+1

Yes, if you have to ask yourself the question, just assume we are watching you...
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#4 - 2013-05-29 02:04:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Himnos Altar
Nash MacAllister wrote:
That Corp Chat has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read.

+1


Quote:
[ 2013.05.28 04:40:16 ] Dyestle Kubelkampf > whats a sleeper?


That made me want to reach through my screen, bitchslap him, and then blow up what sounded like a stick with a bubble with no guns.

I'm a bit dissapointed that the Tengu pilots weren't trolling them for all they were worth.



.....or maybe they were/are.......
chris elliot
Treasury Department
Plug N Play
#5 - 2013-05-29 04:21:25 UTC
Poor newbies
QT McWhiskers
MultiPass Inc.
The 5th Seal
#6 - 2013-05-29 10:11:28 UTC
I once ordered a fleet of 13 kestrels to engage a tengu. Bravest thing I ever did I tell you. We all died of course, but we were so proud that day. We actually fired our guns at an enemy that was piloted by a real person. The rush.
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-05-29 10:46:24 UTC
great reading. tho it isn't finished.

how the story ends?

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#8 - 2013-05-29 11:20:50 UTC
Went to the pastebin, since it started so well... Nice to see a happy ending :)
Jhon Brown
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-05-30 17:24:38 UTC
Quote:
[ 2013.05.28 03:49:28 ] Jeff Harville > lamo he made shark dunduns

I don't know why this is so f$%*ing funny
CaptainRonaldo
Weapon Oil Drugs
#10 - 2013-05-30 17:48:39 UTC
Bunch of elitist laughing at new players? Nothing funny here.
Vincent Gaines
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-05-30 19:44:26 UTC
They think the Tengu is rough, wait until they encounter a Proteus

Not a diplo. 

The above post was edited for spelling.
Nash MacAllister
Air
The Initiative.
#12 - 2013-05-30 20:03:00 UTC
CaptainRonaldo wrote:
Bunch of elitist laughing at new players? Nothing funny here.


No, it is a bunch of people who have been playing in w-space for awhile remembering how scary it was when we first started. Now I recall and again understand why all these people POS up in their 2-3 ships when we cruise through their wh in a bunch of "scary ships".

But hey, continue being a jackass, clearly you have found your calling...

Yes, if you have to ask yourself the question, just assume we are watching you...
Winmatar Citizen 000001
League of Extraordinary Equines
#13 - 2013-06-01 03:39:26 UTC
Nash MacAllister wrote:
CaptainRonaldo wrote:
Bunch of elitist laughing at new players? Nothing funny here.


No, it is a bunch of people who have been playing in w-space for awhile remembering how scary it was when we first started. Now I recall and again understand why all these people POS up in their 2-3 ships when we cruise through their wh in a bunch of "scary ships".

But hey, continue being a jackass, clearly you have found your calling...


Were laughing at how adorable they are, not making fun of them, everyone starts out somewhere :P They showed more balls then most.
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#14 - 2013-06-01 18:04:21 UTC
Still a better love story than Twilight.



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Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#15 - 2013-06-01 18:22:34 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Still a better love story than Twilight.


Technically, so was "Waiting for Godot."

http://www.wormholes.info
Chester Floyd
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-06-05 09:20:02 UTC
I just pissed my self a little.