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Companion Qube
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2011-10-30 10:28:49 UTC
GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS FRIENDS

I, THE HONOURABLE COMPANION QUBE, WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS IN GAME CHAT CHANNEL HAS MY OFFICIAL HONOURABLE COMPANION QUBE SEAL OF APPROVAL. THIS SEAL CERTIFIES THAT THE PEOPLE IN THIS CHANNEL ARE OF THE UTMOST INTEGRITY, HONOUR AND ALL HAVE AN IQ AT LEAST SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN DROOLING ******* IDIOT. ERGO, THIS CHANNEL MAY BE WORTH YOUR TIME IF YOUR IQ IS AROUND OR LOWER THAN THE LEVEL OF A DROOLING ******* IDIOT.

FOR MORE DETAILS ABOUT THE PROCESS OF HAVING YOUR VERY OWN IN GAME CHAT CHANNEL CERTIFIED WITH THE HONOURABLE COMPANION QUBE SEAL OF APPROVAL PLEASE SEND YOUR 300M ISK APPLICATION FEE AND A BRIEF MESSAGE DESCRIBING YOUR CHAT CHANNEL. I WILL THEN SUBJECT YOUR CHAT CHANNEL TO MY RIGOROUS VERIFICATION PROCESS WHILE I DRINK A SIX PACK OF BEER AND INFORM YOU VIA EVEMAIL IF YOU'VE PASSED OR NOT.
Atima
Inevitable Outcome
E.C.H.O
#22 - 2011-10-31 15:23:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Atima
There are several similar channels that I am aware of. The fact you have to create a new one means you're doing it wrong.

Edit: may aswell fill out the lolform because I'm bored

1) Good knowledge of Eve and how the markets work
yes
2) Over 18
yes
3) Mature
SITUATIONAL BRO
4) Dedicated
lolno
5) Hungry to learn more
no
6) Willing to take risks
yes
7) Help out the business group
no


Does I get inz?
OllieNorth
Recidivists Incorporated
#23 - 2011-10-31 19:06:48 UTC
I would like to groupthink our way to a synergistic action-oriented business model with a results-prioritized info-mission-statement dedicated to concretized suppression of anti-results commentary on the pro-synergy business model of the groupthink group.

Additionally, I believe that a pro-leveraged attitude and a willingness to super-commit to extended amalgamated profit-maximization is far higher on the effort-plan than those who wish to express un-prothinked anti-optimism in regards to the innovative-centric thinking expressed in this channel.

That is all, carry on.
Chevalleis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2011-10-31 19:33:06 UTC
1) Good knowledge of Eve and how the markets work
Pretty so
2) Over 18
no
3) Mature
no
4) Dedicated
no
5) Hungry to learn more
yes
6) Willing to take risks
SITUATIONAL BRO (some phrases are just great for copying)
7) Help out the business group
no
Kara Books
Deal with IT.
#25 - 2011-11-04 08:53:34 UTC
so, hold on, you want me to risk my ISK and you to make profits and I get the honor of doing all the work?

to any one who actually even considered this guy for a split second:

Join Channel

SCC-LOUNGE

Hang with the merchants and no, we don't need any of ur iskies there.
Cyniac
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2011-11-04 10:28:01 UTC
1) Good knowledge of Eve and how the markets work - buy low, sell high. (Is there more to it?)
2) Over 18 - er... well yes.
3) Mature - Yes please!
4) Dedicated - ummmm
5) Hungry to learn more - nom nom
6) Willing to take risks - With your ISK? Sure thing!
7) Help out the business group - I do stuff, sometimes it helps, sometimes ...


Seriously though if you really are interested in this you ought to do a tiny background check on how things are organized today. I recommend you look carefully at what Kara has mentioned.

One last thing - you have at least 5 requirements too many in that list, if you want to realistically make it work, it gives the impression that you are not sure what you want.
flakeys
Doomheim
#27 - 2011-11-05 09:33:00 UTC
Kara Books wrote:
Hang with the merchants and no, we don't need any of ur iskies there.



Speak for yourself cutie pie ...

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
fuer0n
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2011-11-05 13:17:33 UTC
Papapants wrote:
Gatan Hahran wrote:
so... who are you and what are you doing in eve? besides mining veldspar in a bestower.
i just discovered a supersecret tobacco trading route that makes 5000 isk per day and i cant share this with you if you are a newbie.





I am nobody and so are you.

Good day, sir.


hehe.
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