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Can't remember if I mentioned if we got erotic dancers....too drunk on Quafe to remember

Dammit man, im just a recruiter, not a professional jokester!

Best style of clubbin there is

This is what I think a mining fleet would sound like if composed of nothing but strict pvpers....

"Veldspar is Primary! Primary is Veldspar!"
"Stop shooting the Arkonor, thats Secondary, Primary is Veldspar"
"Jesus Christ, how hard is it to shoot the primary!"
"I'm under attack by rats!"
"Shut up and die quietly"

Props to Joe Hinken for the following (credit given where its due)


There was a Caldari pilot, a Gallente pilot and a Damsel sitting together in an InterBus shuttle going through Essence. The shuttle's pilot made an apologetic announcement that the passenger lighting was faulty and may go out for periods of time during their journey.

Right on cue, the shuttle lights went out and it was completely dark.

Then there was a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a really loud *SLAP*. When the lights came back on, the Damsel and the Caldari pilot were sitting as if nothing had happened, and the Gallente had a nasty red slap mark on his face.

The Gallente guy was thinking: "The Caldari fella must have kissed the Damsel and she missed him and slapped me instead."

The Damsel was thinking: "The Gallente fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Caldari fella and got slapped for it."

The Caldari pilot was thinking: "This is great. The next time the power goes out, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Gallente guy again."

Assuming we dont blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry to worry about California breaking off from the United States...

To go hang with Hawaii...

...Alaska can come too


"End of Ze World"

Ran out of ideas, more funny things to come soon (TM)