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XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#21 - 2011-09-25 23:05:25 UTC  |  Edited by: XavierVE
Did you know: Astronauts brought back about 800 pounds of lunar rock to Earth. Most of it has not been analyzed

I bet when they do analyze it, they'll find out Lunar Rock is made of people! It's made of PEEEEEEEOOOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEE. Speaking of things made out of people, there are people in our RITES recruitment chat, come see what we're made of today.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#22 - 2011-09-27 20:34:42 UTC
Did you know: Of the 262 men who have held the title of pope, 33 have died by violence

The other 229, you ask? Drug overdose, of course. Get your big hat on with us in RITES chat today.
Phoebus ApolloX
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2011-09-28 00:03:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Phoebus ApolloX
Fictional law of the day: http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Hodgkin's_Law_of_Parallel_Planetary_Development

Looking for people who are 1-10 mil SP and yes your SP from the parallel reality where Germany won WW2 or the Roman empire never fell counts. Yangs, not Kohms, screw those guys.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#24 - 2011-10-14 17:36:47 UTC
Did you know: The guy who invented the karaoke machine, Daisuke Inoue, couldn’t sing, couldn’t read music, and played the keyboards about as well as your average third-grader.

Which is basically no different than anyone who goes around singing karaoke, so it fits. Come listen to our recruitment ditty in RITES chat today.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#25 - 2011-10-16 18:11:49 UTC
Did you know: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

Which is pretty awesome, save for the fact that banging someone else's head against the wall uses 167 calories an hour, and is generally more fun. Come break though EVE's walls by joining our recruitment channel today.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#26 - 2011-10-19 22:21:21 UTC
Did you know: Some flavors of Jell-O that never caught on include cola, chocolate, celery, apple, and coffee

I don't know what's worse, celery jello, or the fact that they sell Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew Barbeque Sauce at my local grocery store. Get down with our recruitment in RITES chat today, it'll leave you far more satisfied than a big bowl of Chocolate Jello!
Phoebus ApolloX
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2011-10-20 16:52:55 UTC
Cheese grater of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgUdsbQDpLo&feature=player_embedded

Looking for those who don't want to chew their flesh out on a microplane or box grater, and who are 1-10 mil sp players looking for a corp to call home. Because spaghetti tastes better without clumps of my knuckles, and corp activities are more fun with new people looking to genuinely enjoy the game. EU or US tz preferred
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#28 - 2011-10-24 21:15:54 UTC  |  Edited by: XavierVE
Did you know: If even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death

And in EVE, a drunk scorpion pilot will probably just jam his own fleet. The German band "Scorpions" is probably always drunk and ended up making that horrible song "Rock You Like A Hurricane." Truly, in all genres, alcohol and scorpions don't mix. Get stung by the recruitment pitch in RITES chat today.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#29 - 2011-10-26 23:10:57 UTC
Did you know: Native Americans used to use pumpkin seeds for medicine

America would have been better off with Indians running the country, obviously. Though, it would keep health care costs down, I guess. Come let us spread our recruiting seed all over you in RITES chat today.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#30 - 2011-10-30 19:32:54 UTC
Did you know: The Winter Expansion is coming, and EVE will be fun again

Seriously, no joke on this one. Yay winter expansion, thank buddy christos. We killed a Tengu and a bunch of BC's last night, by the way. You weren't there because you haven't joined RITES chat in-game to be recruited.
Phoebus ApolloX
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2011-10-31 01:52:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Phoebus ApolloX
Oversized candy of the day: http://www.marinamarket.com/istar.asp?a=6&id=27466

Looking for people smart enough to prep insulin injections for candyween, primarily new players who are 1-10 mil SP. If that's you and you're not stuck in the drainage pipe of a river of chocolate and were never once caught trying to eat a Reeses cup the size of a pot pie, then hit us up in RITES chat.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#32 - 2011-10-31 21:25:19 UTC
Did you know: Candy Corn is the most searched-for candy term in Google -- more popular than candy apples, gummy worms and candy pumpkins. Searches for Candy Corn are up 10 pecent from October 2010.

And it's butt-nasty. Not butt nasty like a supermodel's butt, but butt-nasty like a really nasty butt of some type. Butt f'n nasty. Of the devil, even. Devil butt-nasty. That's descriptive enough. Hop into RITES in-game chat today, we'll try to be a slightly better experience than eating butt-nasty candy corn.
Phoebus ApolloX
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2011-10-31 23:06:28 UTC
3 spooky horror monster stories of the day:

http://www.youtube.com/user/TribeTwelve
http://www.youtube.com/user/EverymanHYBRID
http://www.youtube.com/user/MarbleHornets

Looking for pilots 1-10 mil SP who know to carry a camcorder, labelled miniDV tapes and $20 with them at all times.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#34 - 2011-11-02 02:27:46 UTC
Did you know: November is not only "Peanut Butter Lovers Month" but also "National Pepper Month" as well as "National Good Nutrition Month."

That's no surprise, as Peanut Butter Pepper Sandwiches are excellent nutrition for home and heart. Get some nutritional facts about joining our corp in RITES chat in-game today.
b4dg3r
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2011-11-02 16:01:39 UTC
Fun Food Fact!!!

Guinness was created as a tax doge.

There was a tax on malted barley drinks so the clever Irish roasted their barley instead of malting it, and stout was born.

In reasonable people we have a low tax rate so you don’t need to invent new beverages. Join RITES chat in-game to find out how low.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#36 - 2011-11-02 23:20:31 UTC
Did you know: Bowser was originally sketched as an ox by Miyamoto, but his drawings were misinterpreted by animator Yoichi Kotabe as a turtle

Turtles and Oxen, might as well be twins. Come find your princess in our castle by joining RITES chat today for a little recruitment chat.
Zenaku Seishin
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2011-11-03 00:32:56 UTC
Did YOU know: The original definition of a Zealot was a member of a fanatical sect arising in Judea during the first century a.d. and militantly opposing the Roman domination of Palestine?

Strangely enough I am in the process of training to be a Zealot.... or at least to pilot one. Yet another unusual fact, my total sp is ALMOST EXACTLY between 1 and 10 million. Coincidence or conspiracy? I'll leave that for you to decide and maybe we can talk it over when I hop into RITES chat later this evening.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#38 - 2011-11-04 00:44:40 UTC
The post above is a terrifically easy way to get recruited, btw.

Did you know: The foot is among the heaviest producers of sweat in the body, as it is able to produce over a pint of perspiration per day.

Or as we survivalists like to call it: good drinkin'! Hit up RITES chat in-game today, we'll share a pint and swap some tales.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#39 - 2011-11-04 23:11:45 UTC
Did you know: With the inclusion of the disputed Western Sahara territory and the island nations off the continental coast, there are a total of 54 independent nations in Africa.

And they are all sucky-sucky-poo. Come be ethnocentric with our westernized butts in RITES chat today, we'll spare you the famine and war crimes.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#40 - 2011-11-06 00:45:27 UTC  |  Edited by: XavierVE
Accidental double-post while trying to edit. BOO that quote button being where the edit button should be. BOOOOO.