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%&@$&!$%&@$ WTF PERMA JAM @&% GURISTAS
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Jodis Talvanen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-11-04 22:03:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Jodis Talvanen
!!!%@%@JAMMED FOR 20 :%!%^* MIUNUTES CAN'T @&$! DO ANYTHING

FIX THE )*@! BROKEN GAME CCP !"@(&)"()&(^)%($)!)*)$%^$)%^

SO @!"^(!&^(! ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

I DONT KNOW WHERE THIS TOPIC BELONGS TO BECAUSE IT BELONG TO EVERYWHERE!!! MISSIONS!!! AND BUGS!!! AND ASSEMBLY HALL!!! WHAT TTHEEEEE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CCP!!!!!





Translation: I'm jammed for twenty mintues (now forty and counting) and I cannot do anything.

Fix the broken game, CCP.

It is so annoying.

I made this topic in GD because it is an issue of universal importance and it shall belong to every forum and no forum.


PS I am still jammed.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#2 - 2011-11-04 22:06:05 UTC
Fix what?

Get a ship with a reasonable sensor strength and/or fit some ECCM.
KFenn
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-11-04 22:06:11 UTC
And here we see the badposter in it's natural habitat. Consumed by violent rage, it has resorted to hitting its caps lock key and is mashing at the keyboard in order to vent its rage. Any attempts to calm the badposter will likely be futile; the best defence is just to move on and let the thread die.

Commanding Officer of the Treacle Tart Brigade
DarkAegix
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2011-11-04 22:10:28 UTC
Highly amusing: would read again
Jennifer Starling
Imperial Navy Forum Patrol
#5 - 2011-11-04 22:15:30 UTC
My Guristas friends cause yet another amusing incident ^^
stoicfaux
#6 - 2011-11-04 22:18:15 UTC
KFenn wrote:
And here we see the badposter in it's natural habitat.


I disagree about the op being a Badposter. Due to the mostly correct spelling and grammar, I would categorize the OP as a Troll. However, due to lack of anything controversial to spawn knee-jerk reactive posting in others, I'll concede that the OP could just be a Twit?

Someone with a copy of The Sibley Guide to Forum Posters at hand could probably tell us for sure.


Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Jodis Talvanen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-11-04 22:19:14 UTC
Now translated for education purposes.
DarkAegix
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2011-11-04 22:32:08 UTC
NPCs don't attack pods, have you tried running the mission in your pod?
Jodis Talvanen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-11-04 22:33:49 UTC
DarkAegix wrote:
NPCs don't attack pods, have you tried running the mission in your pod?

No, however I have no experience of fighting in a pod, can you give me some advice on how to fit my combat pod?
Jennifer Starling
Imperial Navy Forum Patrol
#10 - 2011-11-04 22:37:00 UTC
Jodis Talvanen wrote:
Translation: I'm jammed for twenty mintues (now forty and counting) and I cannot do anything.

Fix the broken game, CCP. It is so annoying.
I made this topic in GD because it is an issue of universal importance and it shall belong to every forum and no forum.

PS I am still jammed.

Well you know what they say: get ECCM. Or a Tengu. FoF missiles if you fly a Raven hull.
Cipher Jones
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
#11 - 2011-11-04 22:48:43 UTC
KFenn wrote:
And here we see the badposter in it's natural habitat. Consumed by violent rage, it has resorted to hitting its caps lock key and is mashing at the keyboard in order to vent its rage. Any attempts to calm the badposter will likely be futile; the best defence is just to move on and let the thread die.


Thats why its a bad post. The reason its a TERRIBAD post is that you can counter it these days.

internet spaceships

are serious business sir.

and don't forget it
Aidan Brooder
Dynasphere Ltd.
#12 - 2011-11-04 22:52:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Aidan Brooder
Fly with someone else... You know its called MASSIVE MULTIPLAYER for a reason.
Many of the missions originally weren't meant to be solo-ed.
Or HTFU.... and fit your ship correctly.

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ITTigerClawIK
Galactic Rangers
#13 - 2011-11-04 22:53:33 UTC
Jodis Talvanen wrote:
!!!%@%@JAMMED FOR 20 :%!%^* MIUNUTES CAN'T @&$! DO ANYTHING

FIX THE )*@! BROKEN GAME CCP !"@(&)"()&(^)%($)!)*)$%^$)%^

SO @!"^(!&^(! ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

I DONT KNOW WHERE THIS TOPIC BELONGS TO BECAUSE IT BELONG TO EVERYWHERE!!! MISSIONS!!! AND BUGS!!! AND ASSEMBLY HALL!!! WHAT TTHEEEEE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CCP!!!!!





Translation: I'm jammed for twenty mintues (now forty and counting) and I cannot do anything.

Fix the broken game, CCP.

It is so annoying.

I made this topic in GD because it is an issue of universal importance and it shall belong to every forum and no forum.


PS I am still jammed.



your doing it wrong
Trainwreck McGee
Doomheim
#14 - 2011-11-04 22:55:48 UTC
mmmmmaaaaaaadddd bbbrrrrooooooo

CCP Trainwreck - Weekend Custodial Engineer / CCP Necrogoats foot stool
Selinate
#15 - 2011-11-04 22:56:23 UTC
Why are you staying there if you've been jammed for 40 minutes now? Do you expect something different to happen in the next 40 minutes?
Teamosil
Good Time Family Band Solution
#16 - 2011-11-04 22:57:20 UTC
KFenn wrote:
And here we see the badposter in it's natural habitat. Consumed by violent rage, it has resorted to hitting its caps lock key and is mashing at the keyboard in order to vent its rage. Any attempts to calm the badposter will likely be futile; the best defence is just to move on and let the thread die.


CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#17 - 2011-11-04 22:59:42 UTC
lol

you're gonna kick yourself when you find out you just have to fly in one direction long enough and they drop agro and return to spawn
mkint
#18 - 2011-11-04 23:01:01 UTC
Spam the lock shortcut until it lags out the server. When CCP realizes that perma jam hurts server performance, they will change it. And by spam, I mean mash both ctrl keys with both hands and tap them as fast as you can.

Maxim 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
Jodis Talvanen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-11-04 23:04:45 UTC
mkint wrote:
Spam the lock shortcut until it lags out the server. When CCP realizes that perma jam hurts server performance, they will change it. And by spam, I mean mash both ctrl keys with both hands and tap them as fast as you can.


Does it really work?
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#20 - 2011-11-04 23:18:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Xercodo
If the overview has focus then the active entry on the overview is what single-press hotkeys react to

So if you have a jammer active on overview then just mash the ctrl key and it'll keep trying to lock it

The Drake is a Lie
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