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I Made A Poem For Cannibal Kane.
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Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#1 - 2013-05-25 21:04:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Tara Read
Cannibal Kane with locks alight

Grin of hellish bane

For hense he set his foe's unweary

To darkness forever pained

Death hath not a greater answer

For in her hour all be slain

To feel the darkness closing in

The wrath of Cannibal Kane

*bows*

Pirate

(Yes locks meaning yer hair ye devilish rogue.)

Enjoy!
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-05-25 21:39:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
\o/

My Better Half just asked me why do I have this **** eating grin on my face so I read her this poem.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Liam Inkuras
Furnace
Thermodynamics
#3 - 2013-05-25 21:55:12 UTC
That, was beautiful Cry

I wear my goggles at night.

Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#4 - 2013-05-26 00:56:22 UTC
Oscar Wilde eat yer heart out.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Daisai
Daisai Investments.
#5 - 2013-05-26 01:08:04 UTC
Tara Read wrote:
Cannibal Kane with locks alight

Grin of hellish bane

For hense he set his foe's unweary

To darkness forever pained

Death hath not a greater answer

For in her hour all be slain

To feel the darkness closing in

The wrath of Cannibal Kane

*bows*

Pirate

(Yes locks meaning yer hair ye devilish rogue.)

Enjoy!



That was pretty ******* gay.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#6 - 2013-05-26 01:14:17 UTC

I wish I had a poem!

I guess I'll have to settle for someone singing "I'm a little teacup" and a love song to me in teamspeak this week.

Luckily I have the recording to cherish forever.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#7 - 2013-05-26 01:34:10 UTC
Daisai wrote:
Tara Read wrote:
Cannibal Kane with locks alight

Grin of hellish bane

For hense he set his foe's unweary

To darkness forever pained

Death hath not a greater answer

For in her hour all be slain

To feel the darkness closing in

The wrath of Cannibal Kane

*bows*

Pirate

(Yes locks meaning yer hair ye devilish rogue.)

Enjoy!



That was pretty ******* gay.


Honey please, do you even know who I am? I'm the Queen Of The Seven Space Lanes. I plunder all the booty I find. Better hope I don't scram ya! Bear
High Security Agent
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-05-26 02:52:27 UTC
C&P is pretty much dead because you all write love poems about each other?












































Well this explains a lot.
Damay Aprionati
Chroma Corp
Prismatic Legion
#9 - 2013-05-26 04:16:29 UTC
... I love you.

Dead men can't pay.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-05-26 04:23:12 UTC
Cannibal Kane, Cannibal Kane,
Does whatever a Terrorist can
Webs a ship, any size,
Catches victims just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes Cannibal Kane!

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Brink Albosa
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-05-26 11:55:36 UTC
That was really nice. Pirate
flakeys
Doomheim
#12 - 2013-05-26 12:33:32 UTC
Actually was a nice poem.Blink

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Sanai Nobuseri
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-05-26 20:53:25 UTC
Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Kannibal kane

Loves to Kill you





(See I can do it 2 >_<)
Anyura
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2013-05-26 21:23:46 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:

I wish I had a poem!

I guess I'll have to settle for someone singing "I'm a little teacup" and a love song to me in teamspeak this week.

Luckily I have the recording to cherish forever.


If you want to have some fun
Call up Erotica 1
If you take a risk
She'll double your isk
So what are you waiting for hun? Blink
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#15 - 2013-05-28 12:43:59 UTC
I told you the sith-wanna-be look was bad, but all the ladies swoon for the scoundrel. Lol
You Disgust Me
Doomheim
#16 - 2013-05-28 20:34:54 UTC
A quick limerick for Erotica1. Love you really...

--

There once was a girl called Erotica
Who's doubling rates no one could replica
Both sperglords and lambs
Succumbed to her scams
From Shuria down to Ibaria

--

Sorry, I didn't mean scam, I meant to say 'legitimate isk doubling service'... sadly that messed up the meter, so I went with scam.
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-05-29 07:34:22 UTC
You Disgust Me wrote:
A quick limerick for Erotica1. Love you really...

--

There once was a girl called Erotica
Who's doubling rates no one could replica
Both sperglords and lambs
Succumbed to her scams
From Shuria down to Ibaria

--

Sorry, I didn't mean scam, I meant to say 'legitimate isk doubling service'... sadly that messed up the meter, so I went with scam.



Lol
Roxxo I'doCocaine
Doomheim
#18 - 2013-05-29 12:52:15 UTC
Tara Read wrote:

I LOVE YOU!!!! OopsOopsOops


Cannibal Kane wrote:
\o/
My Better Half just asked me why do I have this **** eating grin on my face so I read her this poem.

TRANSLATION: I'm flattered! But straight....and if you're really a chick, I'm taken.


lol

TRANSLATION: jelly
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#19 - 2013-05-29 19:53:10 UTC
This thread delivers.


Im still not sure what precicely it is delivering....but it delivers none the less.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Naburi NasNaburi
Doomheim
#20 - 2013-06-04 10:40:50 UTC
Poems and roses.
I am so proud of you :)
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