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Have you been wronged by Goonswarm? Were you recruitment scammed? Get vindication here!

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#141 - 2013-05-23 21:17:51 UTC
Jeremy Ballin wrote:
I would like to hope that this is for real. Way back when I first started this game I worked my ass off to buy my first hulk, only to have it immediately stolen by goons. Nowadays I obviously don't give a damn about one hulk, but it is still ****** up to scam brand new players just wanting to pvp and find some friends.


Well certainly get in touch with him and see if you can get back what you lost.

In the meantime, chat me up in game when you get a chance. I want to prove to you that there are good, decent people in Eve.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#142 - 2013-05-24 03:46:52 UTC
SmilingVagrant wrote:
Snotshot spy alt spotted.

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Aryndel Vyst
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#143 - 2013-05-28 14:58:41 UTC
Just a quick update. We've started ruling on a majority of the requests and are starting to give refunds to the offended parties. If you have not received notification, please be patient as we have a lot of requests to process. Thank you for your patience, and once again I would like to apologize on behalf of the Goonswarm Federation, specifically GoonWaffe for the unsavory recruiting practices that required this thread.

We all need to find a way to co-exist in New Eden and I hope this thread can be the bridge between our two communities.


Fly safe o7,

Colonel Aryndel Vyst
Sr. Recruitment Director
110th Logistics Squadron
Office: VFK-IV, Deklein
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#144 - 2013-05-28 15:19:41 UTC  |  Edited by: March rabbit
it's not that goonswarm was forgotten What?

however thread is funny: so many "legic" people like Ero, goons..... Lol

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Zapp Brenigan
Ishukone Black Watch
#145 - 2013-05-28 17:42:24 UTC
Dear OP,

I would like to report a horrendous oversight. I have never been scammed by a Goon. I have never been approached by a Goon or as far as I know even shot at by a Goon. I find this unconscionable. Restitution must be paid immediately. I will accept $5 billion payable in isk or equivalent value of PLEX. As an additional bonus, and a show of good faith, you should also include a cargo hold full of exotic dancers and Quafe. I know that your Space E-Honor will compel you to immediately pay said restitution. I hope that I do not have to escalate this claim, after all I am a 25-Star General with an illustrious career defending good against those wily neutrals, you wouldn't want to defraud a veteran would you?

Signed,

The Zapper

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Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#146 - 2013-05-28 19:16:48 UTC
Zapp Brenigan wrote:

I would like to report a horrendous oversight. I have never been scammed by a Goon. I have never been approached by a Goon or as far as I know even shot at by a Goon.


Nobodies without history get the attention they deserve.

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Syrenni
Doomheim
#147 - 2013-05-29 06:06:37 UTC
So, I have requested to join. Application id:3f023e1dde054d2b . I had paid the application fee.
Why is it not processed yet and why the site still show as unpaid?
It's been almost 20 days and I still have not get a response.
I know you guys maybe busy but can someone at least give me a respond?

Thank you in advance.
Aryndel Vyst
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#148 - 2013-05-30 02:31:42 UTC
We've started purging the guilty parties involved with scamming. As it stands we've purged about 2000 pilots and alts from GoonWaffe today. I am still working on reimbursement requests however they need to be cleared by our finance team first.

Thanks again for your patience.
Skex Relbore
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#149 - 2013-05-30 15:00:34 UTC
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/GoonWaffe/stats/2013-05-26:2013-05-29

And everyone thought he was just playing around.
Xuixien
Solar Winds Security Solutions
#150 - 2013-05-30 17:20:44 UTC
If duders are too ******** to do a quick Google search then they deserve to lose their ISKies.

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Dimebagg
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#151 - 2013-06-01 06:29:33 UTC
I have made an application with one of your recruiters.
Apparently i was accepted then was connected with one of your logistics officers.
However i am looking at moving 10billion plus of gear and im afraid of being scammed. Is there someway i can talk with someone higher up so i can feel safe i wont lose my gear i the shipping.

The guy i talked iwth in logistics was a man called bison and the recruiter was neobob
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#152 - 2013-06-01 19:55:38 UTC
Dimebagg wrote:
I have made an application with one of your recruiters.
Apparently i was accepted then was connected with one of your logistics officers.
However i am looking at moving 10billion plus of gear and im afraid of being scammed. Is there someway i can talk with someone higher up so i can feel safe i wont lose my gear i the shipping.

The guy i talked iwth in logistics was a man called bison and the recruiter was neobob


If you are afraid of losing your assets, why do you think they should trust you?

Trust runs both ways. I am certain everything will be taken care of smoothly for you. If this is the corp you wish to join, have faith.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#153 - 2013-06-02 06:31:01 UTC
Dimebagg wrote:
I have made an application with one of your recruiters.
Apparently i was accepted then was connected with one of your logistics officers.
However i am looking at moving 10billion plus of gear and im afraid of being scammed. Is there someway i can talk with someone higher up so i can feel safe i wont lose my gear i the shipping.

The guy i talked iwth in logistics was a man called bison and the recruiter was neobob


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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#154 - 2013-06-02 07:39:53 UTC
Skex Relbore wrote:
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/GoonWaffe/stats/2013-05-26:2013-05-29

And everyone thought he was just playing around.

Holy Hell. That's a lot of purges.

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Raisa Gorbachova
Ass rippers
#155 - 2013-06-04 20:27:13 UTC
So if half of people were purged for scamming invitations, does is mean that Goonwaffe now is fully made of scammed noobs ?
Aryndel Vyst
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#156 - 2013-06-05 12:31:36 UTC
Raisa Gorbachova wrote:
So if half of people were purged for scamming invitations, does is mean that Goonwaffe now is fully made of scammed noobs ?


No it means that I've weeded out the pilots with less than stellar character and we're now going to represent EVE as the proper null sec role model citizens we should be.
Agent Known
State War Academy
Caldari State
#157 - 2013-06-09 16:18:10 UTC
Aryndel Vyst wrote:
Raisa Gorbachova wrote:
So if half of people were purged for scamming invitations, does is mean that Goonwaffe now is fully made of scammed noobs ?


No it means that I've weeded out the pilots with less than stellar character and we're now going to represent EVE as the proper null sec role model citizens we should be.


Lol
Eric Raeder
No Fee Too High
#158 - 2013-06-09 20:41:09 UTC
Aryndel Vyst wrote:
Raisa Gorbachova wrote:
So if half of people were purged for scamming invitations, does is mean that Goonwaffe now is fully made of scammed noobs ?


No it means that I've weeded out the pilots with less than stellar character and we're now going to represent EVE as the proper null sec role model citizens we should be.


I am not sure how to take this. I have been following this thread assuming it's just more disinformation laying the groundwork for another Goonie scheme. But the guy is actually beginning to make me think he might be real. Omigod, the goons going legit? They won't be the goons anymore ! What'll we do when things get boring and we need someone to kick over the ash heap?
Aramis Rosicrux
Ordo Rosa Crux Templaris
#159 - 2013-06-10 03:00:59 UTC
Arkady Vachon wrote:
Sounds legit.

Also sounds like a good way to harvest many tales of tears and woe for fapping and general hilarity.

Share?



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Syrenni
Doomheim
#160 - 2013-06-10 06:09:31 UTC
So, I was contacted by the head recruiter the day before.
He asked me for a full API and I gave him.
And now he blocked me.
What happened?