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C and P's OFFICIAL "Slow News Day" THREAD of SUPREME PWN and Free P00N...........

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Lord ZLOGONJE
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2011-11-04 16:48:30 UTC
yeah so first off : Sticky for teh winz? k thx buhye? Bear





Ok so "Slow News Day" Time for a thread for "that day" when this day is one of those then....




Post your oddities and stories that are C and P eve related.


Nostalgia Included and even Encouraged


Wild Speculation of Futurecrime with upcoming BC interwebships of yoink.


News of other parts of the eve 'verse which could become a tasty issue in C and P in the future!


ETC



I'll start us off with:






A big bucket full of CRAZY WITH A CAPITAL "C"...

How is this C and P related? well read the first I dunno 10 posts, just skim it lest ye be infected :)


Yeah that guy is going to mass rage murder many pods of corpies stranded in some Jonestown cult demise.....


So it's like a .... like a Futurecrime Headline




Next up? who's bored and got some balls?



Spit Spot!
Aida Nu
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-11-04 17:01:10 UTC
Today I undocked my ship.
Lord ZLOGONJE
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2011-11-04 17:05:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Lord ZLOGONJE
Well that's a good start there shug, but kinda special ed....




Lemme help you out tho, hang on.







I bet that the GOONS are going to invest 35b in Tier 3 BC hulls as ice gank ships.



Remember that one ya'll.


Oh and Aida, tryhardersucklesskthx


ETA: I think Aida may have either been having a "senior moment" or the early childhood programming of "stranger danger" makes new faces and thoughts confusing and ackward for the poor dear.... no? Stay Calm tho...
Aida Nu
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-11-04 17:15:05 UTC
Acually im im just browsing the forums with my phone while taking a ****.
Trying harder would interrupt my toilet session to much.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#5 - 2011-11-04 17:17:15 UTC
Has a feeling in the midst that there gonna be a short but moving apology thread posted in C&P later and a bounty increase for a player in game if certain terms are met Big smile

Black Man with Goggles
Lord ZLOGONJE
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2011-11-04 17:21:38 UTC
Damn you, you dirty black man with goggles, ya gave me the giggles.



But I like that speculation.


Let's see how this cooks off....



/me is feeling bold.



/me Stirs the pot.



Mercs are just carebear lovers that wish they could be goons.... I predict that mercs will go high sui gank after this winter's expansion. C and P will fill with much lulz.


@ Aida, sorry you're constipated, do feel better shug.


YEP nice pot brewing here, let's go lazy arse scuzzpiles there's work to be put in.
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#7 - 2011-11-04 17:32:03 UTC
dumb.

♥ Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥
Lord ZLOGONJE
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2011-11-04 17:33:57 UTC
That's ok Kitty, dumb folks can post too.... what are your thoughts?




It's ok, come on out....



Don't bee skeeered.
Vanessa Hotkiss
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-11-04 17:35:07 UTC
Kitty McKitty wrote:
dumb.

NO U 
Gruben Schloppen
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#10 - 2011-11-04 17:35:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Dirk Magnum
I have a terrible internet subscription that always charges me overage every month because I use too much of it. But glory of glories the unsecured connection that I used to use for free got turned back on so now I'm saving money. Which is also good because I found the rebate coupon for my router today after a month of looking. It expired yesterday.

This is Eve related because it's more fun to play in nullsec when you wonder if your connection will go dead unexpectedly. Fly dangerouser. Fly stupid.

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Lord ZLOGONJE
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2011-11-04 17:40:22 UTC
Staying on topic(s)






I foresee wardecs becoming less used as suicide ganks increase from the criminal and punishable use of some new Tier 3 BC hulls fitted for toss tank and high dmg.




Dock gankings shall continue as is, they will avoid the cost increase of Tier 3 as their system works rather well already.
Aida Nu
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2011-11-04 17:44:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Aida Nu
I had to go back again after smoking a cigarette Sad
Aida Nu
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2011-11-04 17:50:06 UTC
The smell is horrible Shocked
Lord ZLOGONJE
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2011-11-04 17:52:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Lord ZLOGONJE
you aida... maycould use a douchebag



convo Nate.


where are my manners, or kitty, how silly of me.
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#15 - 2011-11-04 17:57:24 UTC
This is so weird Shocked

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Lord ZLOGONJE
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2011-11-04 18:14:06 UTC
Dirk Magnum wrote:
This is so weird Shocked




Did you say that meaning to come off as the gay dude in Family Guy?


just askin bro
Lord ZLOGONJE
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2011-11-04 18:33:54 UTC



Once, many moons ago, I was in Jita, I sat in station, hopping in and out of covetors and Naming them each HULK.


Once, many moons ago, I was in Jita, I sat in station, hopping in and out of retrievers and Naming them each COVETOR.



Twice I sold Hulks and Covetors in Jita.


I made a lot of teh isksssss



Yep
Vanessa Hotkiss
Doomheim
#18 - 2011-11-04 18:35:27 UTC
Flying Pigs and Disco Dancing Elephants - set your imagination into overdrive and with enough meds it will happen 
Gruben Schloppen
Lord ZLOGONJE
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-11-04 19:08:43 UTC
yep
Pamela Podpopper
Doomheim
#20 - 2011-11-04 19:09:42 UTC
fail thread by fail player who flies failships.
you all are better off wanking to my avatar
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