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kappa swen

Hedion University

Amarr Empire

Likes received: 5

#1 - 2013-05-20 00:14:33 UTC

Our Name Stands Alone...

If you're considering our services for your corp, remember: there's no better security than experience. At Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve, we provide our clients with services that hinder their enimie(s) useless and unable to fight back. Our mobile security fleets are given the isk, the equipment and ships needed to help them do what they do best: prepare, prevent and protect. With over 2 years of playing EVE under our belts, we work off a solid foundation of knolege, resources and skills to achieve every task requested of us!

We will fight for you until the end!
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
[RA3P] (or) ****

Kill Board: http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=132398

We take on 1 contract at a time untill completion. We will never be preoccupied with other engagements going on at the same time as yours.

Contacts in game:
Kappa Swen
Chesterfield Fancypantz (CEO)
Kyoga Yotosala

Khanid Prime Free Irregulars 175
Shaera Taam Khanid Prime Free Irregulars Likes received: 175	#2 - 2013-05-20 05:14:46 UTC 2 because more exclamation marks in the subject line mean we're leet, and a borderline-offensive corp ticker means we have the space-cred to make your enemies surrender before we even arrive on-grid... yawn where was i? oh yeah! hire us, we've been playing two whole years! Thus Spake the Frigate Goddess!

Ramona McCandless

Silent Vale

LinkNet

Likes received: 7,384

#3 - 2013-05-20 13:18:05 UTC | Edited by: Ramona McCandless

kappa swen wrote:

we work off a solid foundation of knolege

It hurts that this will be bumped because of me.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Panda McLegion 6,203
War Kitten Panda McLegion Likes received: 6,203	#4 - 2013-05-20 15:10:12 UTC 1 kappa swen wrote: we provide our clients with services that hinder their enimie(s) useless and unable to fight back. You want to try that sentence again? I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

Ramona McCandless

Silent Vale

LinkNet

Likes received: 7,384

#5 - 2013-05-20 15:17:28 UTC

War Kitten wrote:

kappa swen wrote:

we provide our clients with services that hinder their enimie(s) useless and unable to fight back.

You want to try that sentence again?

I can't believe I missed that piece of prose. I'd love to see a service that hinders my enimie useless.

Perhaps they laugh themselves ********.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Marianne Pollard

Doomheim

Likes received: 108

#6 - 2013-05-20 17:13:00 UTC

Guys, really? The first thing that any potential purchaser of your services will do is check out your kb.

It's not impressive. Your isk efficiency this month was salvaged only by wh*ring on Marlona's Nyx. 18 for 64?

Get a few more months of decent efficiency and some signature kills under your belt before advertising again.

I'm all for giving people a chance, but at the moment I'd say your chances of getting any paid work are slim to none.

Mocking the afflicted since 2013.

The Troll Bridge 23,523
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge Likes received: 23,523	#7 - 2013-05-20 18:41:18 UTC Shaera Taam wrote: because more exclamation marks in the subject line mean we're leet... actually, by them having replaced the E with a 3 , that alone makes them UBER-1337. The rest is just icing on the C4K3. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*