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THE CAREBEARIANS
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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#41 - 2013-05-18 03:05:12 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
Melissa Turner wrote:
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
For the love of god...please please please let me know what system youre going to attack first and when... I want to sit in a cloaked ship and watch the massacre!!!

lol.. yeah i want to watch as well.. im sure 1 frigate can actually take out lets say a Titan in under less than 5 mins.. 1 vs big one...lmao

Battle Ventures and Battle Skiffs vs Null fleets...hmmm I'm gonna have to start a betting parlour on this... Hahaha

You forgot the Battlebadger, the Itty iv of Doom, and of course the noobship swarms.

I hear that clone costs are going down, or perhaps even use alts that need only an alphaclone !!

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
LHA Tarawa
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2013-05-18 03:09:26 UTC
Harry Forever wrote:
I say it's time for all carebears to gather all recources and invade that null sec spacey


It is not in our nature. If it were in our nature, then we would not be carebears in the first place.
Nessa Aldeen
First Among Equals
#43 - 2013-05-18 03:10:41 UTC
This is a paradox, considering null sec dwellers carebear too just as much in their little sanctums etc. So essentially you're asking bears to invade themselves. Unless you mean the hi sec bears... which won't happen because the moment the lose one ship, they'll just scream "psychopath, psychopath, griefer ..insert rage.." and trundle off to hi sec relatively safe arms. Mommmmyy!
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#44 - 2013-05-18 03:13:06 UTC
LHA Tarawa wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
I say it's time for all carebears to gather all recources and invade that null sec spacey

It is not in our nature. If it were in our nature, then we would not be carebears in the first place.

How problematic...

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#45 - 2013-05-18 03:34:38 UTC
ITT: OP attempts to garner support for invading Russia in the winter, with no discernible logistics chain.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#46 - 2013-05-18 03:42:00 UTC
Domanique Altares wrote:
ITT: OP attempts to garner support for invading Russia in the winter, with no discernible logistics chain.

Sounds like a plan.

Anyway JFs make logistics "too easy" and "riskless" as I have been told by people with great highsec experience.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Ryu Ibarazaki
Doomheim
#47 - 2013-05-18 03:48:26 UTC
What's the DPS on Hugs?
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#48 - 2013-05-18 03:48:28 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Domanique Altares wrote:
ITT: OP attempts to garner support for invading Russia in the winter, with no discernible logistics chain.

Sounds like a plan.

Anyway JFs make logistics "too easy" and "riskless" as I have been told by people with great highsec experience.


Yes, well, highsec is the undisputed authority on 'riskless' behavior.
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#49 - 2013-05-18 03:49:28 UTC
Ryu Ibarazaki wrote:
What's the DPS on Hugs?


Slightly less than that of the average shuttle-KM temper tantrum.
Ryu Ibarazaki
Doomheim
#50 - 2013-05-18 03:50:59 UTC
Domanique Altares wrote:
Ryu Ibarazaki wrote:
What's the DPS on Hugs?


Slightly less than that of the average shuttle-KM temper tantrum.


I think the Carebear Armada is going to have a problem then.
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#51 - 2013-05-18 04:05:29 UTC
Ryu Ibarazaki wrote:
Domanique Altares wrote:
Ryu Ibarazaki wrote:
What's the DPS on Hugs?


Slightly less than that of the average shuttle-KM temper tantrum.


I think the Carebear Armada is going to have a problem then.



Indeed. It's called 0.4 space.

I think Lady Gaga said it best when she sang:

"Let's have some fun and gank some ****,
I'm gonna get your pod with my disco ship."
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#52 - 2013-05-18 04:12:26 UTC
Domanique Altares wrote:
Ryu Ibarazaki wrote:
Domanique Altares wrote:
Ryu Ibarazaki wrote:
What's the DPS on Hugs?


Slightly less than that of the average shuttle-KM temper tantrum.


I think the Carebear Armada is going to have a problem then.



Indeed. It's called 0.4 space.

I think Lady Gaga said it best when she sang:

"Let's have some fun and gank some ****,
I'm gonna get your pod with my disco ship."

But you can jump from highsec to null directly in a place or two.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#53 - 2013-05-18 04:13:13 UTC
so are you actually going to do this or are you just making a copy/paste attempt at posturing on eve-o

you'd think that, by now, somebody would have actively run around recruiting a bunch of worthless hiseccers to do something that would actually be worth writing and reading about but every passing moment just shows that there's basically no chance, since the worthless hiseccers will not do anything that doesn't result in wallet++ (and, consequently, cashout++)

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#54 - 2013-05-18 04:18:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Andski wrote:
so are you actually going to do this or are you just making a copy/paste attempt at posturing on eve-o

you'd think that, by now, somebody would have actively run around recruiting a bunch of worthless hiseccers to do something that would actually be worth writing and reading about but every passing moment just shows that there's basically no chance, since the worthless hiseccers will not do anything that doesn't result in wallet++ (and, consequently, cashout++)

They need to make us farmable like the FW plexes.

Shoot [CONDI] POS, receive Minmatar faction LP

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Posta Wifda Mosta
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#55 - 2013-05-18 04:24:23 UTC
I bet there are players who have never left their asteroid system, often times I see carebears 100km off the gate staring at it like they have never seen one before, then after about 5 min they warp to the station.
Adela Talvanen
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#56 - 2013-05-18 05:58:12 UTC
Harry Forever wrote:
I say it's time for all carebears to gather all recources and invade that null sec space, clean out all gate campers, rats and whatever else we find... lets loot their ships destroy their bases, fight the biggest war ever in new eden

we do this carebear style in such an overwhelming force that nobody of us will be hurt, and out of all those wrecks we leave behind CCP can create a monument to honor our victorious play style

let me know who's in and we plan this biggest mobilisation in EVEs history


Let me know what its going to be done so I can loot and salvage your fleet. Bear
Merovee
Gorthaur Legion
Imperium Mordor
#57 - 2013-05-18 07:18:02 UTC
Easier herding catsLol

Empire, the next new world order.
Super spikinator
Hegemonous Conscripts
#58 - 2013-05-18 08:04:02 UTC
I hear Providence is nice this time of year and best of all no alliance of consequence owns anything there.
Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#59 - 2013-05-18 08:41:45 UTC
LHA Tarawa wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
I say it's time for all carebears to gather all recources and invade that null sec spacey


It is not in our nature. If it were in our nature, then we would not be carebears in the first place.


not if we fight like carebears, thats when the overwhelming force comes into play, the whole party will be as save as mining asteroids I promise

Harry Forever vs. Goonswarm
Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#60 - 2013-05-18 08:50:31 UTC
Andski wrote:
so are you actually going to do this or are you just making a copy/paste attempt at posturing on eve-o

you'd think that, by now, somebody would have actively run around recruiting a bunch of worthless hiseccers to do something that would actually be worth writing and reading about but every passing moment just shows that there's basically no chance, since the worthless hiseccers will not do anything that doesn't result in wallet++ (and, consequently, cashout++)


for me it looks like the nullsecers care more for the carebears as the carebears care for them, just wait and we will give you some love soon

Harry Forever vs. Goonswarm