Intergalactic Summit

In my first couple of weeks of capsuleering I've made about 8 million ISK. I know that's nothing to you super-rich folks but personally I could easily just give up and go back planetside and retire on that. However, because I'm such a morally upstanding citizen, I feel the urge to do more for my society now that I'm in this position of power to generate far more income than I know what to do with.

It occurred to me that maybe I should join the Amarr militia and fight the good fight. However, while thinking about it I came up with some questions that my lack of experience means I could not answer for myself, and I will now put them to you good Amarr folk who know much more about these things than me:

1. How much of a threat is the minmatar forces, really?
2. If 1. is "not much", are more militia really needed? Would I be contributing meaningfully or just getting in the way? Is there somewhere else I could deploy myself more effectively? Or do we have the situation basically under control which means that I can go shopping for clothes and shoes and not worry?
3. I've heard that many Amarr militia talk in strange dialects that an Amarr girl of polite society like myself wouldn't understand. Any truth in this? I don't want to rub shoulders with uncouth lower-class feral types who can't express themselves properly and drool excessively.
4. I like the thought of helping the Empire but combat seems a bit icky. I can handle things blowing up in a ball of fire which would be kind of amazing actually but I don't want to see corpses depressurize, I think that would look gross. Am I forced to look at that? How much blood and guts is there? Also, does dying hurt? I'm not really into pain.

The last time I had questions on this forum, some of you genetically inferior specimens complained that I left you out, even though I made it clear that I wasn't addressing you anyway. So, to any minmatar reading, here are some bonus questions just for you, so you can be happy and complain less.

5. How much of a threat do you feel that you are to the Amarr empire? Serious question.
6. Is it the minimatar intention to take over the entire Empire, or just the dirty bits that look like the same colour as your ships? Because you can totally have those parts, I don't want them. I'm actually okay with that.

Thanks in advance to anyone who helps me out here.

Oh you are so witty.

I don't need to understand the engineering of ships that I'm never going to fly.

I'll take your feedback on board.

I'm not really that zealous. I think there's room for everybody in the galaxy. As long as the heathens are happy in their little corner doing whatever things that they do I think that's fine, why would I even go there.

I'm serious.

If other people want to play in the mud that's okay as long as I don't have to smell their feet.

Of course, my opinion is just my own and doesn't represent all Amarr or anything. I know others think different.

1. That is a bit scary. Do you think it could spill over to outside the warzone? That's what concerns me most.

2. Okay.

3. I suppose it would. So who are the real knuckle-draggers?

4. You're not really selling me much on this you know.

Now that is funny.

I didn't think you guys had opinions.

I stand corrected.

Certainly, by all means, join the Amarr militia. They're having a moment in the sun right now so there won't be a better time to join for a long while once the Minmatar take the lost systems back.

Oh, and we are in no way threatening, me least of all. In fact, why don't you come by the Saidusairos-Kurniainen area and I'll show you just how friendly and harmless we are.

Yes, the Federation thinks there's room for everybody in the galaxy.

As long as the Federation are the one's in charge of it all.

I hear militia work is well nasty, and half the time you undock, some joker's gonna blow you arse over ****.

On the other hand they got these militia lotteries where you win shiny navy ships, and you gets to hang around Amarrian blokes in uniform. So it can't be all bad.

You know the first time I heard people talking about "genetically inferior specimens" it was a Brutor warlord staring at my teeth right after I had just been captured by the Thukker fleet when they invaded my homeworld. In other words: Funny, you sound just like a Minmatar yourself right now.

Maybe you've been hanging out with too many blue bloods back on the core worlds, but these days the proper definition of "Amarrian" is "One who believes in the Amarr Faith." It doesn't matter if they're Khanid, Nu-Kunni, or Ammatar... heck, it doesn't even matter if they're Gallente or Caldari who've converted/joined our Faith.

All those of Amarrian Faith are Amarrian and don't you dare forget that.



The Empire? No. New Eden? Yes. And only if by "take over" you mean "exterminate all non-Matari life." Their goal is utter & complete genocide, plain and simple, first of us and then eventually everyone else who isn't of "superior tribal blood."