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Caille fashionistas demand answers, extraditions over the Colelie Incident
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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2013-05-16 11:41:03 UTC
It's funny how most people on the IGS will unquestioningly believe something that Gutter Press writes when it puts a positive spin on their allies or a negative spin on their enemies.

They're called Gutter Press, people. Their head journalist is quite literally someone who writes under the pen-name "Muck Raker." If you don't understand that Gutter Press is a parody, you're either wilfully ignorant or functionally ********.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Quinzel Nikulainen
Kokako Acquisitions
#22 - 2013-05-16 11:59:52 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:

They're called Gutter Press, people. Their head journalist is quite literally someone who writes under the pen-name "Muck Raker." If you don't understand that Gutter Press is a parody, you're either wilfully ignorant or functionally ********.


How dare you besmirch the good name of Muck Raker?

Ex-Kaalakiota citizen. Ex-Hyasyoda citizen. CEO of KŌKAK, a Nugoeihuvi affiliate corporation.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2013-05-16 17:47:56 UTC
Quinzel Nikulainen wrote:
How dare you besmirch the good name of Muck Raker?

My hand is not big enough nor my arm strong enough for the facepalm motion that is in my soul at this very moment.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#24 - 2013-05-16 18:52:43 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
It's funny how most people on the IGS will unquestioningly believe something that Gutter Press writes when it puts a positive spin on their allies or a negative spin on their enemies.

They're called Gutter Press, people. Their head journalist is quite literally someone who writes under the pen-name "Muck Raker." If you don't understand that Gutter Press is a parody, you're either wilfully ignorant or functionally ********.


Stop ruining the joke.

Katrina Oniseki
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2013-05-16 19:24:48 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Stop ruining the joke.

I'm going to ruin the joke.

I'm going to ruin it so hard.

Archeologists will look at the ruins and be like "DAMN, SON! THEY GOT THEIR S*** F***ED UP!"

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#26 - 2013-05-17 06:32:50 UTC
Question.

How Do I become a Fashionista.

yes
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2013-05-17 07:20:49 UTC
You must learn the art of the dress.

Unfortuantely, it is said that only a unicorn could possibly teach you.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
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