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The Apostle
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-11-03 23:02:33 UTC
For all the forum whiners.

Go to Character Bazaar, grab yourself an 04/05 char and then start posting whine threads like you're a real vet.

As a "bittervet" you can safely ask for WiS, gank free highsec and all kinds of things to suit your playstyle.

Just make it very clear that you have been playing for many, many years everytime you post. Throw in some random **** about what Eve "used" to be like and bingo, win post!!

Seems to work for the "bittervets" who bought their chars.

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
T' Elk
Strategically Bad
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2011-11-03 23:11:21 UTC
To be a bittervet does not require you to have been playing since 04/05. You just have to have experienced CCP.

~Badposter since FOOOOREEEEEVAAAAAR~ I come back after 2 years to THIS? ~Now 4 years apparently
Black Dranzer
#3 - 2011-11-03 23:12:27 UTC
Except no actual bittervet would actually praise incarna, and thus you'd be instantly identified as a fake.

Walking in Stations as a Social Hub: Business vs Pleasure in Incarna
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2011-11-03 23:18:53 UTC
I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Scarlet des Loupes
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2011-11-03 23:22:20 UTC
Black Dranzer wrote:
Except no actual bittervet would actually praise incarna, and thus you'd be instantly identified as a fake.

Because they would have already given up long ago? Lol
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#6 - 2011-11-03 23:22:35 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar.



I agree.

Also, real bittervets don't post with their main.
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
#7 - 2011-11-03 23:26:22 UTC
Arguably not your best work TA.
Lystrian
Tollus Nursing Home and Rehab
#8 - 2011-11-03 23:29:42 UTC
Large Collidable Object wrote:
Ladie Harlot wrote:
I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar.



I agree.

Also, real bittervets don't post with their main.


this..

the eve forums are for entertainment purposes only
Jita Alt666
#9 - 2011-11-03 23:30:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Jita Alt666
The Apostle wrote:
For all the forum whiners.

Go to Character Bazaar, grab yourself an 04/05 char and then start posting whine threads like you're a real vet.

As a "bittervet" you can safely ask for WiS, gank free highsec and all kinds of things to suit your playstyle.

Just make it very clear that you have been playing for many, many years everytime you post. Throw in some random **** about what Eve "used" to be like and bingo, win post!!

Seems to work for the "bittervets" who bought their chars.


A quick scan will reveal 2004/2005 alts tend to cost 20 - 25bil. A new player can only generate that sort of ISK by doing one of two things:

1. RMT sites - bad BAD BBBBAAAAADDDD
2. Buy GTC break into PLEX and sell for ISK

Plex are currently relatively expensive.

Putting on the tinfoil hat you gave me Apostle; I am going to suggest you need plex prices to drop to keep your alts subbed and are attempting your own market manipulation.

Lets see if it plays out as well as some others.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#10 - 2011-11-03 23:30:42 UTC
Graic Gabtar wrote:
Arguably not your best work TA.

Arguably? Correct. You're wrong Smile

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
The Apostle
Doomheim
#11 - 2011-11-03 23:33:16 UTC
Jita Alt666 wrote:
The Apostle wrote:
For all the forum whiners.

Go to Character Bazaar, grab yourself an 04/05 char and then start posting whine threads like you're a real vet.

As a "bittervet" you can safely ask for WiS, gank free highsec and all kinds of things to suit your playstyle.

Just make it very clear that you have been playing for many, many years everytime you post. Throw in some random **** about what Eve "used" to be like and bingo, win post!!

Seems to work for the "bittervets" who bought their chars.


A quick scan will reveal 2004/2005 alts tend to cost 20 - 25bil. A new player can only generate that sort of ISK by doing one of two things:

1. RMT sites - bad BAD BBBBAAAAADDDD
2. Buy GTC break into PLEX and sell for ISK

Plex are currently relatively expensive.

Putting on the tinfoil hat you gave me Apostle; I am going to suggest you need plex prices to drop to keep your alts subbed and are attempting your own market manipulation.

Lets see if it plays out as well as some others.

lol. Dude. You read too much into it. Blink

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
#12 - 2011-11-03 23:34:14 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
Graic Gabtar wrote:
Arguably not your best work TA.

Arguably? Correct. You're wrong Smile
You know what they say about arguing with idiots? Big smile
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#13 - 2011-11-03 23:34:35 UTC
Bittervets post with their mains until their mains get banned Cool

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Venus Vermillion
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2011-11-04 05:13:41 UTC
Or just be a bittervet's alt. Like me.
Nyio
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2011-11-04 05:15:35 UTC
I'd be too busy having fun ingame if I bought a char that old..

Golem • CCP In-Game Event 2011.11.23 • Nyio • Grenade?
mkint
#16 - 2011-11-04 05:23:15 UTC
Large Collidable Object wrote:
Ladie Harlot wrote:
I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar.



I agree.

Also, real bittervets don't post with their main.


Adblock covers a multitude of portrait sins.

Real bittervets have forum mains.

And OP failtroll is still fail.

Maxim 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#17 - 2011-11-04 05:30:13 UTC
mkint wrote:
Large Collidable Object wrote:
Ladie Harlot wrote:
I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar.



I agree.

Also, real bittervets don't post with their main.


Adblock covers a multitude of portrait sins.

Real bittervets have forum mains.

And OP failtroll is still fail.

I wonder if we ever had some VR sex whether you'd feel different about me.

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
mkint
#18 - 2011-11-04 05:43:43 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
mkint wrote:
Large Collidable Object wrote:
Ladie Harlot wrote:
I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar.



I agree.

Also, real bittervets don't post with their main.


Adblock covers a multitude of portrait sins.

Real bittervets have forum mains.

And OP failtroll is still fail.

I wonder if we ever had some VR sex whether you'd feel different about me.

Maybe. Load up second life. Make some "clothing" and location models and wait for me. I'll catch up later. Don't worry, I'll show up. Just keep waiting.

Maxim 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-11-04 06:12:48 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
I wonder if we ever had some VR sex whether you'd feel different about me.

Do you leave your hood on when you are making sweet sweet love?

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
DarkAegix
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2011-11-04 06:44:50 UTC
Bittervets don't want WiS.
They want FiS, but without any of the new ships, nebulae, time dilation, engine trails, player owned customs offices, new old turret icons, new T2 modules, hybrid balance, supercap balance, new cyno effects or any other features.
Bittervets don't know what they want.
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