Crime & Punishment

Yeah last night really broke my heart that you lost all your isk and assets. I realIy wanted to see you get rich instead of leaving eve. I explained the rules over and over in that special client appreciation event. Sadly instead of paying out, I had to grab buckets for the tears.

For those of you that don't know, I have been holding special "client appreciation" special events lately because business has been so good. When I announce these, I'll allow clients to pool assets to hit a special target amount for a higher payout.

I was in yesterday's event for many hours, bending over backwards all day and all night to thoroughly service my clients' needs.

Sadly at the end a drunk guy came in and added a couple billion. He apparently didn't see the other clients already contributed a large variety of fitted ships, including a very nice t2 fit thanny to the pool. We exceeded the goal so I was forced to keep the 11 or 12b or so.

I really wish things had turned out differently (so I could have many rave reviews on here) but rules are rules. As much as I wanted to make an exception and payout 100b, my honour is far more important so that everyone know's I'm legit.

The good news is that the drunk guy from last who ruined it for everyone has made it easier for me to offer another group event soon.

Remember guys, don't play my game drunk! It pays to work together in group events.

Also, all of my bounty comes from clients. If you have used my service or know someone who has and you were entertained or satisfied with the wealth, please give some back in the form of a bounty on me. I undock regularly unlike the others on the billboard.

Thanks!

I came here to give an apology.

I was the one who messed up the game that Erotica 1 had going on for these fine folks and I had been drinking a **** load while in the channel. I can't actually remember anything besides some blurry images. I can recall seeing me open the bounty office to put all the isk I had on erotica's head so she would know that i wanted in on the bonus room too. Being too drunk i wasn't aware that my 2bil would put us over the limit and I ruined the game for all of us. I woke up with a huge hangover the next morning and screamed as a kicked the wall several times after checking my wallet. I really am sorry for what I have done but I know there is nothing I can do to fix it.

There are three rules of EVE.

1) Never undock any ship you can't afford to lose
2) Never trust anyone you couldn't punch in the face IRL

and 3) Never log on drunk.


I've broken #3 once. The next day I had 50m ISK missing from my wallet and a 50m bounty on my own head.

But anyways, thanks for keeping Erotica 1 solvent so that she can keep doubling other people's ISK.

Paid alt most likely. Those who donate low get paid to make it look good basically.

Ya I actually liked that there was someone supposedly making money off folks inability to read. Watched a guy donate 5B which was less then double his first investment. I thought personally it was a good thing someone was running an honest type scam cause we know people just don't pay attention and oh well. I invested cause my friends was skeptical as well they should have been cause he never paid out lol.

Now ofc I know he also picks and chooses those he wants to pay out and well that is not legit. So I figure ill just make sure I post everywhere I see his adverts because well, I can.

Tip of the Day: don't send your entire net worth to a random person over the internet and expect them to double anything except the amount of tears from your face.

Erotica 1 for CSM 9!

100% legit. Erotica made me a rich guy!

I'm not used to having more than 2bil in my wallet... I think I'll go have some fun in shiny ships!

To all you people claiming Erotica scammed you: read the rules next time!

Dr. Scam also doubles isk and gives out 1 mil if you x up in local when he says so its like a little game :)

[b]100% legit!!!! Trust me!!! This chick is legit!!!