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Caille fashionistas demand answers, extraditions over the Colelie Incident
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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#1 - 2013-05-13 20:12:41 UTC
With the fallout from the Colelie Incident still falling, the situation amongst Gallente society remains tense, as an increasing number of people begin writing to their Senators, demanding action and answers.

Gutter Press spoke to several well-to-do Caille residents, who expressed concern over recent events.

"What I want to know, is why, once again, enemy ships are free to just wander into Federation space without even being slowed down by the defences that are supposed to stop them. Has nothing been learned since that sneak attack by the Caldari?" said one well dressed woman.

"I want answers. They say that the Republic chief, what's his name? Shakira? The big dark coloured fellow. They say he was talking with President Roden all week, regarding the thing with that poor Republic woman, Karin Midular. She was such a dear. Anyway, they say Shakuro knew all about what was going on. And then they say that the order to attack came right from the top? That means that Shaker has to have given the order, doesn't it?", said another fashionable woman.

"If Shakor gave the order, then he needs to be extradited, stand trial for murdering thousands of people. Maybe trial like Admiral Eturrer's", said a third woman, sporting the latest Quafe Girl style outfit.

"If they wont extradite Shakor, then the Navy should send a few Erebuses over to Matar, light it up. That'll teach them", said one foil-wrapped person.

"My daughter and her wife are hairstylists stationed on one of those Navy ships. It's simply unacceptable that our taxes go to pay for dreadnoughts that the Minmatar then use to vandalise Federation property! I am going to discuss this with my Senator the next time we play cards", said one elderly Gallente woman, wearing a retro-futuristic polytextile ball gown.

The storm surrounding the Colelie Incident shows no sign of calming!

Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!
Anslo
Scope Works
#2 - 2013-05-13 20:19:48 UTC
The sad part about this is that these people and what they said are probably true.

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Xindi Kraid
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#3 - 2013-05-13 23:23:28 UTC
It's disturbing when the tabloids actually have a point.
James Syagrius
Luminaire Sovereign Solutions
#4 - 2013-05-14 00:01:21 UTC
Xindi Kraid wrote:
It's disturbing when the tabloids actually have a point.

Indeed it is.

“Here also are the heralds of his praise."
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#5 - 2013-05-14 00:17:44 UTC
Extradite Shaka-Khan! Love it.

Love it!

Amusingly (and in contrast to the inane theory of "blood jurisdiction"), extraditing a "leader" for acts of criminal aggression outside declared war is consistent with, you know, long-standing principles of international law.
Xindi Kraid
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#6 - 2013-05-14 00:51:55 UTC
Gosakumori Noh wrote:

Amusingly (and in contrast to the inane theory of "blood jurisdiction"), extraditing a "leader" for acts of criminal aggression outside declared war is consistent with, you know, long-standing principles of international law.

You mean the international law the Republic ignored when they took those actions in the first place?
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-05-14 02:32:32 UTC
Muck Raker wrote:
With the fallout from the Colelie Incident still falling, the situation amongst Gallente society remains tense, as an increasing number of people begin writing to their Senators, demanding action and answers.

Gutter Press spoke to several well-to-do Caille residents, who expressed concern over recent events.

"What I want to know, is why, once again, enemy ships are free to just wander into Federation space without even being slowed down by the defences that are supposed to stop them. Has nothing been learned since that sneak attack by the Caldari?" said one well dressed woman.

"I want answers. They say that the Republic chief, what's his name? Shakira? The big dark coloured fellow. They say he was talking with President Roden all week, regarding the thing with that poor Republic woman, Karin Midular. She was such a dear. Anyway, they say Shakuro knew all about what was going on. And then they say that the order to attack came right from the top? That means that Shaker has to have given the order, doesn't it?", said another fashionable woman.

"If Shakor gave the order, then he needs to be extradited, stand trial for murdering thousands of people. Maybe trial like Admiral Eturrer's", said a third woman, sporting the latest Quafe Girl style outfit.

"If they wont extradite Shakor, then the Navy should send a few Erebuses over to Matar, light it up. That'll teach them", said one foil-wrapped person.

"My daughter and her wife are hairstylists stationed on one of those Navy ships. It's simply unacceptable that our taxes go to pay for dreadnoughts that the Minmatar then use to vandalise Federation property! I am going to discuss this with my Senator the next time we play cards", said one elderly Gallente woman, wearing a retro-futuristic polytextile ball gown.

The storm surrounding the Colelie Incident shows no sign of calming!


Thank you for showing us once again, what regular Gallente citizens represent. Glassing this whole Caille-city would be a mercy for their depraved souls.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-05-14 03:10:14 UTC
Xindi Kraid wrote:
It's disturbing when the tabloids actually have a point.


Tabloids when done correctly are a form of satire, and when satire is done correctly, it will make a point.

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Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#9 - 2013-05-14 04:32:57 UTC
Xindi Kraid wrote:
Gosakumori Noh wrote:

Amusingly (and in contrast to the inane theory of "blood jurisdiction"), extraditing a "leader" for acts of criminal aggression outside declared war is consistent with, you know, long-standing principles of international law.

You mean the international law the Republic ignored when they took those actions in the first place?


I do!
Denak Calamari
Incorruptibles
#10 - 2013-05-14 05:34:08 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

Thank you for showing us once again, what regular Gallente citizens represent. Glassing this whole Caille-city would be a mercy for their depraved souls.


Ah, there you are. I was wondering when you were going to make your ignorant comment on the Caille people.
Larissa Newport
Slavers Unbound
#11 - 2013-05-14 06:31:45 UTC
Never underestimate the stupidity and ignorance of The Great Unwashed.

-- Chaos always wins, it is simply better organized.
Jowen Datloran
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-05-14 09:42:13 UTC
Unwashed perhaps, but seemingly well dressed.

Mr. Science & Trade Institute, EVE Online Lorebook 

Cipher7
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2013-05-14 13:16:54 UTC

These people get to vote.

Scary.
Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2013-05-14 13:26:48 UTC
Cipher7 wrote:
These people get to vote.

Scary.


That's why democracy doesn't work.

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander
Cipher7
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-05-14 14:28:18 UTC
Sepherim wrote:
Cipher7 wrote:
These people get to vote.

Scary.


That's why democracy doesn't work.


Not any better than some chode sitting on a throne.

Voting should be done by clan chiefs, passing up the chain to the national level.
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#16 - 2013-05-14 15:04:42 UTC
Cipher7 wrote:
Sepherim wrote:
Cipher7 wrote:
These people get to vote.

Scary.


That's why democracy doesn't work.


Not any better than some chode sitting on a throne.

Voting should be done by clan chiefs, passing up the chain to the national level.


It makes me so happy to read this! This is virtually identical to how we select megacorporate chairpersons.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-05-15 03:22:13 UTC
Denak Calamari wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:

Thank you for showing us once again, what regular Gallente citizens represent. Glassing this whole Caille-city would be a mercy for their depraved souls.


Ah, there you are. I was wondering when you were going to make your ignorant comment on the Caille people.

Sir, you have misplaced one word.
It wasn't 'ignorant comment on the Caille people'
It was 'comment on the ignorant Caille people'

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#18 - 2013-05-15 04:06:26 UTC
Sepherim wrote:
That's why democracy doesn't work.


Agreed... I couldn't imagine living in a place where a drug abusing, grade school dropout has just as much political authority as a eighty year old professor with five degrees and the wisdom that only time can bring.

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Vincent Rekmus
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2013-05-15 19:20:14 UTC
In honor of this "peacemaker" the heathens go out and attack their ally. With friends like that who needs enemies.

How very rich.
Shintoko Akahoshi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-05-15 19:59:07 UTC
It's almost disturbing how often I find myself agreeing with PIE these days, especially considering my views of them in the past.

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