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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#21 - 2013-05-13 21:55:32 UTC
Why is my bottled water 'fat free'?

Is there full fat water available?

Bacon fat water available?

Why do they have ingredients list on bottled water? It clearly says the ingredients on the front of the label.

Oh 'merica, you so crazy.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#22 - 2013-05-13 22:06:42 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Why is my bottled water 'fat free'?

Is there full fat water available?

Bacon fat water available?

Why do they have ingredients list on bottled water? It clearly says the ingredients on the front of the label.

Oh 'merica, you so crazy.

Legal requirement all human consumables be labled in their entirety with all references to key allergens and sensitivities. Make an exception for one, you risk everything being labled Water with a load of something else.

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Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#23 - 2013-05-13 22:50:09 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Our litigious society is also why Winnebago instruction booklets have and I quote "cruise control is not autopilot" Ugh


And why at least one car manual contains instructions on how to get out of the car.

I'm serious. It's three steps:

1) Exit vehicle.
2) Engage locking mechanism.
3) Close door firmly.

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Shalia Ripper
#24 - 2013-05-13 22:53:20 UTC
Astrid Stjerna wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Our litigious society is also why Winnebago instruction booklets have and I quote "cruise control is not autopilot" Ugh


And why at least one car manual contains instructions on how to get out of the car.

I'm serious. It's three steps:

1) Exit vehicle.
2) Engage locking mechanism.
3) Close door firmly.


(4) Check pockets for keys.

Sig blah blah blah blah
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#25 - 2013-05-13 22:58:04 UTC
Shalia Ripper wrote:
Astrid Stjerna wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Our litigious society is also why Winnebago instruction booklets have and I quote "cruise control is not autopilot" Ugh


And why at least one car manual contains instructions on how to get out of the car.

I'm serious. It's three steps:

1) Exit vehicle.
2) Engage locking mechanism.
3) Close door firmly.


(4) Check pockets for keys.

(5) Panic and futily check every door to try and get in twice while patting your pockets the whole tome

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#26 - 2013-05-13 23:54:13 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Japanese air gun safety warning. Note that shooting people with goggles is encouraged.

Those are excellent! Lol
I especially like the 'go to jail' and 'don't backshoot friends over your shoulder' cautions.

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:


Bacon fat water available?

I bet that would sell. Well.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#27 - 2013-05-13 23:57:54 UTC
Well Baconaise did well enough didn't it?

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2013-05-14 09:26:14 UTC
Theres chocolate peanuts in the uk that say warning may contain nuts.

And my fave is with grenades 'warning my explode'

Now is that the arms dealer signing themselves out of shoddy manufacturing?

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Kurfin
Kippers and Jam Developments
#29 - 2013-05-14 20:26:44 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Shalia Ripper wrote:
Astrid Stjerna wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Our litigious society is also why Winnebago instruction booklets have and I quote "cruise control is not autopilot" Ugh


And why at least one car manual contains instructions on how to get out of the car.

I'm serious. It's three steps:

1) Exit vehicle.
2) Engage locking mechanism.
3) Close door firmly.


(4) Check pockets for keys.

(5) Panic and futily check every door to try and get in twice while patting your pockets the whole tome


(6) Get 10 minutes away from car before thinking 'did I lock it?'
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#30 - 2013-05-15 13:14:15 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Japanese air gun safety warning. Note that shooting people with goggles is encouraged.


Uhhh .. Why is there a Demon assisting a man in assembling or dis-assembling the assault rifle? WUT? Shocked

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#31 - 2013-05-15 13:49:09 UTC
Brujo Loco wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Japanese air gun safety warning. Note that shooting people with goggles is encouraged.


Uhhh .. Why is there a Demon assisting a man in assembling or dis-assembling the assault rifle? WUT? Shocked

Making sure he's got it set for 'maximum kill?'

My V8(tm) juice has a note: "contains no added sugar." Then it has a footnote: "Not a low calorie food.' Huh. Like I'm unable to read the nutrition label* and draw the appropriate conclusions?!


*(50 cal per 8 oz - or about half that of your typical soda)

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