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Lucretia DeWinter
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2013-05-07 11:24:40 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
We are Open Ladies


You're an Open Lady? I always thought the hair was suspicious...
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#42 - 2013-05-07 12:33:07 UTC
Lucretia DeWinter wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
We are Open Ladies


You're an Open Lady? I always thought the hair was suspicious...


That comment is only going to make cover up my head in my Amarr robe.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#43 - 2013-05-08 06:25:54 UTC
BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

LORD Terah
Somalia Volunteer Coast Guard
#44 - 2013-05-09 07:17:09 UTC
I would like to sell kill rights/hire mercs for an annoying player/players(3 accounts I believe) that hangs out in inari and kills only miners with destroyers(suicide gank) no he prob lacks real skill or he would be in 0.0 or 0.4 I have a list of ships he use's and place he hangs out in and link to his kill board(ranked 703 not bad) his IGN is Brutal Wyrm, Red Wyrm, Rock Wyrm(this one is his scanner/prober I think and therefore I don't have kill right on him) link to killboard: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Brutal+Wyrm
price is negotiable and I am willing to pay out of pocket to see any of these 3 dead/slowed down/annoyed.

Contact me in game or leave a mail or post back.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#45 - 2013-05-09 07:23:54 UTC
Hello

I don't buy killrights from people and never will. You are welcome to hand them over to people even myself and I will be willing to accept it and then go and check when he flies around in something a bit bigger than a frigate.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#46 - 2013-05-10 07:40:09 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
o/ C&P

StoneCold and myself (Cannibal Kane) decided to unite our One Man Show into one coherent force and have been running it for almost a month now.

Cannibal Kane's Thread
StoneCold's Thread

From the ashes of old I bring you...


The Somali Coast Guard Authority

We are the Terrorist, The Sharks, the Apex Predators in the vast Oceans of Your Space




What we do


HighSec WarDecs
Ally Request
Killrights Hunting
Training your Corp to survice your next War


Price


To be Negotiated...


*We do negotiate, no price or cost is ever set in stone.


Contacts


Cannibal Kane or StoneCold


References


*To be added shortly


Stories


Belligerent Undesirables

*All stories will be posted under the forum section of the Belligerent Undesirables Page

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#47 - 2013-05-11 12:05:49 UTC
Just following up to say how my war went with the help of Cannibal Kane--

The aggressor let the dec go unpaid after the first week. Probably had to do with a quarter of their corp leaving. They've also retracted -all- their other wars. They were a miner griefdec corp, mind you, and Brasilian Mining Com Amigos is a miner corp.

a second aggressor (hired by the first) retracted their war after one engagement with Cannibal Kane.

If you believe in "olive branch and hammer" diplomacy, Cannibal Kane is your hammer. and anvil.

The thing about Cannibal Kane is, you never know when you're gonna get it.

Woe to the war target who finds themselves on grid with Cannibal Kane. It is no accident he is there.
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#48 - 2013-05-13 01:38:20 UTC
1.) page 2? nowaiii!

2.) wtfhair??? ShockedX
Lucretia DeWinter
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#49 - 2013-05-13 16:37:11 UTC
Ifly Uwalk wrote:
2.) wtfhair??? ShockedX


He's shy...
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#50 - 2013-05-14 18:10:53 UTC
BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#51 - 2013-05-16 07:56:13 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
o/ C&P

StoneCold and myself (Cannibal Kane) decided to unite our One Man Show into one coherent force and have been running it for almost a month now.

Cannibal Kane's Thread
StoneCold's Thread

From the ashes of old I bring you...


The Somali Coast Guard Authority

We are the Terrorist, The Sharks, the Apex Predators in the vast Oceans of Your Space




What we do


HighSec WarDecs
Ally Request
Killrights Hunting
Training your Corp to survice your next War


Price


To be Negotiated...


*We do negotiate, no price or cost is ever set in stone.


Contacts


Cannibal Kane or StoneCold


References


*To be added shortly


Stories


Belligerent Undesirables

*All stories will be posted under the forum section of the Belligerent Undesirables Page

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#52 - 2013-05-20 08:23:03 UTC
Hi C/P,

Due to the amount of Merc corps that seemed to have sprung up over night I am closing down my services.

As 1 person I loved doing this and was overwhelmed with offers but it has been getting harder and harder with all these corps offering the same service. How much can one person do when you can get more people for the same price or cheaper?

I just got tired of hearing "what? XXXmil? I can get Z for cheaper and they have more people.

What will I do now? Dunno... go back to my roots? (No not a Hair thing)

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#53 - 2013-05-20 08:52:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Erotica 1
I refuse to believe this.


Cannibal Kane and I met when he decced my corp. It was awful, he kicked our fannies. But you know what I learned from this? It's worth hiring him!

*edit* Now I get it. When he says "close please" Kane is asking for donations of clothes to wrap around his cold and frightened enemies. Friend you need to correct typo in subject!

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#54 - 2013-05-20 10:20:17 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
I refuse to believe this.


Cannibal Kane and I met when he decced my corp. It was awful, he kicked our fannies. But you know what I learned from this? It's worth hiring him!

*edit* Now I get it. When he says "close please" Kane is asking for donations of clothes to wrap around his cold and frightened enemies. Friend you need to correct typo in subject!


now it
ALL makes sence!!

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP

Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#55 - 2013-05-20 10:36:37 UTC
Hmm I was under the impression with services like this, you pay for QUALITY not QUANTITY.

Anyone who hires 30 1-year noobs for a war is an idiot when they can have this service for the same price.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#56 - 2013-05-20 10:55:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Hmm I was under the impression with services like this, you pay for QUALITY not QUANTITY.

Anyone who hires 30 1-year noobs for a war is an idiot when they can have this service for the same price.


Unfortunately in the age where junk food and fast lifestyles is king... Quantity is more important than Quality.

I will pay 100 bucks for a nice steak and vegetables than pay 100 bucks worth of junk food.

also 1 years old char in this game is subjective.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#57 - 2013-05-20 11:03:56 UTC
Fair enuff, but you know what kind of 1year scrubs I mean...

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#58 - 2013-05-20 11:38:04 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
I refuse to believe this.


Cannibal Kane and I met when he decced my corp. It was awful, he kicked our fannies. But you know what I learned from this? It's worth hiring him!

*edit* Now I get it. When he says "close please" Kane is asking for donations of clothes to wrap around his cold and frightened enemies. Friend you need to correct typo in subject!


now it
ALL makes sence!!


I say it's really nice that Cannibal Kane, after completely terrorizing his targets, will ask the community for some clothes to comfort the worn out and naked when he is done with them.

We should all band together and help him with his drive!

I have started:

http://imgur.com/dyUknFt

Who will be next?

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#59 - 2013-05-20 11:59:00 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
I refuse to believe this.


Cannibal Kane and I met when he decced my corp. It was awful, he kicked our fannies. But you know what I learned from this? It's worth hiring him!

*edit* Now I get it. When he says "close please" Kane is asking for donations of clothes to wrap around his cold and frightened enemies. Friend you need to correct typo in subject!


now it
ALL makes sence!!


I say it's really nice that Cannibal Kane, after completely terrorizing his targets, will ask the community for some clothes to comfort the worn out and naked when he is done with them.

We should all band together and help him with his drive!

I have started:

http://imgur.com/dyUknFt

Who will be next?


haha... Awesome.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#60 - 2013-05-20 13:46:45 UTC
Hmmmm.... I really am curious how much you could make running a cloths drive...um.... "initiative"? Claim you are helping those pissed out if their finery by the "evil" gankers of hi sec. All donations welcome. Clothing will go to the poor and destitude so that no one must were generic clothing again...

Or will just be sold on the market to make isk and buy millions of monocles.