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"King of Low Sec" - Fly your flag over CCP HQ by blowing stuff up!

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Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#461 - 2013-05-11 19:11:09 UTC
Tbh, I had always wanted to take a crap down Grarr's throat. But now I don't think he's worth the effort...
Pandemic Legion
#462 - 2013-05-11 19:12:30 UTC
JEFFRAIDER is my hero
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#463 - 2013-05-11 20:52:59 UTC
guys i have done a tour de force of tears now let's talk about posting as if we have a clue- snuff box 2013

Pandemic Legion
#464 - 2013-05-11 21:16:01 UTC
Snuffbox did this whole whining for days thing go differently when you imagined it?
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#465 - 2013-05-11 21:37:16 UTC
Best thread ever.
Warde Guildencrantz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#466 - 2013-05-11 21:45:18 UTC
this topic is a lawl

TunDraGon ~ Low sec piracy since 2003 ~ Youtube ~ Join Us

Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#467 - 2013-05-11 22:09:05 UTC
I am very concerned about space honour.
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#468 - 2013-05-11 23:37:19 UTC
I am very concerned in general.
Azran Zala
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#469 - 2013-05-12 01:08:53 UTC
Im just Conceited.
Grarr Dexx
The Congregation
No Handlebars.
#470 - 2013-05-12 02:05:04 UTC
no, i am spartacus
Gallente Federation
#471 - 2013-05-12 03:15:21 UTC
Guys lets keep posting pretending like were not mad but we really are.
Pandemic Legion
#472 - 2013-05-12 03:32:45 UTC
Gallinae wrote:
Guys lets keep posting pretending like were not mad but we really are.

Don't you get it? They were just trolling the last 9 pages. They weren't really mad.
Dirk Action
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#473 - 2013-05-12 03:49:19 UTC

WE WON HOW DARE U -grarr box in the year of our lord 2013
David Magnus
#474 - 2013-05-12 06:32:20 UTC
Wow I think it's time for a new song.

Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#475 - 2013-05-12 07:51:47 UTC
David Magnus wrote:
Wow I think it's time for a new song.

Kings of Lowsec
Lowsec is for PL

Hide where you're hiding, don't press uncloak
You know we're watching, we're watching
Warp to the station, dock up again
In local you're typing, typing

Grarr, Lowsec is for PL

They're here at the gate now, we're breaking the camp
They flee while I jump in, I jump in
Someone is to slow out, stranded like a whale
Looks like you're dying, you're dying

Grarr, Lowsec is for PL
Confirmed, with the crown we aquired

We took your archievement, your shattering throne
And then just erased it, erased it
Been this way forever, it's not just tonight
Oh, we're still the greatest, the greatest, the greatest

Grarr, Lowsec is for PL
Urine, Lowsec is for PL
Confirmed, with the crown we aquired

Urine, Lowsec is for PL
Confirmed, with the crown we aquired
Brave Operations - Lollipop Division
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#476 - 2013-05-12 08:09:09 UTC
oh the pubbie tears in here are the best. Please continue.
Ramirez Dora
Neckbeards International
#477 - 2013-05-12 08:35:31 UTC
Bobbechk, is that in B-minor? Why are the 2 month old scrublords that managed to squeeze in with a corp move smugging so hard, damn boy.
General Nusense
#478 - 2013-05-12 08:54:11 UTC
Hello friends!

My name is JEFFRAIDER and I am the official Pandemic Legion Head Diplomat. After a meeting with our leadership team I have been directed to make two public statements in regards to this. For reference, present at the leadership meeting were myself, Elendar (Flag FC), Elise Randolph (Head FC), Shadoo (Backup FC), Kearl (Alliance Executor), Phalanx III (Head of Logistics), Grath Telkin (Supercapital FC), Alidean (Sniggerdly Vice-CEO) and BlueMajere (North Eastern SWAT Vice-CEO).

First Public Statement to CCP:

Dear CCP,

We would first like to thank you for this fun event and wonderful prize! While we are gratified to have won, we certainly understand the controversy in your decision. I am sure had your fleet been in the system with the event rather than specifically attacking URINE Alliance, you would have felt more comfortable in allowing the CCP kills to count. Since you didn't really give other entities the same chance to engage your fleet, we understand your decision. Once again, thank you!

Second Public Statement to URINE Alliance:

Dear URINE Alliance,

We won.

After hours of combat versus EVE players we managed to do three times the damage to all of low-sec as your alliance. We won, and those of you who aren't us lost. Big time.

For those of you keeping score, it's Pandemic Legion: 1, URINE Alliance: 0.

Over 1000 enemies melted under the purifying lasers of Elendar's FLAG-WINNING Fleet, so once again, in case you were wondering who won and who lost this year, we are the clear-cut victors. You are the losers. In fact, I would go so far to say that we absolutely f*cking wolloped you.

Now I'll admit, winning was very fun. It was fun for two reasons. 1) We got exactly what we wanted - every single little bit. And 2) winning means that we got to watch other people lose, people we admittedly have no respect for and really enjoy watching get upset.

To the victors go the spoils, I suppose.

Not only that, the process of winning was fun. It was also pretty easy. Surprisingly so! All we had to do was murder One Thousand (1000) enemy ships over a 3 hour firefight outnumbered 1700:100. Us owning has been working for years, so we did it again, and it paid off, and we won.

God, it feels good to win. It just feels really, really good.

Take a look at this face. This is the face of a winner. If that makes you angry, look in the mirror because that's the face of a loser. A huge, unequivocal loser.

I bet you're not ready to give up yet. I bet you think you can be King of Low-Sec next year. You can't. I certainly welcome you to try - because I enjoy winning- but trust me, nothing you do is going to change anything. What’s going to happen is I’m going to keep on winning, and you’re going to keep on losing. That’s just how it’s going to be from here on out. Because that’s how it’s always been.

I won. You lost. Bye.

Pandemic Legion
Pepper Gets in the Iron Man Suit to Save Tony But Dies Trying Coalition

(messiah is killeon as well BTW)

posting in a PL is so irrelevant they have to beat up on lowsec nerds thread.

Made a signature so I am taken seriously on the forums, since thats the only thing they are good for.

Goonswarm Federation
#479 - 2013-05-12 09:01:57 UTC
Hooray to all of you.

URINE - wtf is that for a name. I would expect you to **** in peoples cereal, not cry in forums.
PL as usual rules at kill mail whoring and backstabbing so that's not really news.

Yes I was stupid enough to warp into your little smart bombing camp during the event there.
Never not put +3 implants to 2 day old alt. Utter badness.

Not impressed at all.

Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#480 - 2013-05-12 09:45:45 UTC
Johnny thorir wrote:
LOL Snuffbox we dont even try and we win

nice to see tryhards fail

There was a contest ? Shocked .. I thought its just a drunken low sec roaming with some gate camps Pirate