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"King of Low Sec" - Fly your flag over CCP HQ by blowing stuff up!

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Azran Zala
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#261 - 2013-05-10 18:30:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Azran Zala
Xolve wrote:
David Magnus wrote:
Now that we are the Kings of Lowsec, and the King-makers of Nullsec, we should move into Highsec to claim our rightful throne there as well.


Tags 4 Sec.


Since you have more Avatars than the amarr empire, think we could work out a deal with my hauler alts standing there?
Jess Maine
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#262 - 2013-05-10 18:30:59 UTC
Grarr Dexx wrote:
Jess Maine wrote:
Sure is a lot of mad in here for a flag you aren't going to see on a daily basis.

You guys jelly that the females of Iceland will see a PL flag hailing them every day for the next month knowing we are superior men and that our cocks will return for them in the next Fanfest to pleasure them wildly?

Jeeze.


Had we won, it could have been a smut-related flag that had people laughing for an entire month as it waved next to the CCP flag. Now it's just a bacteriophage, a reference which will only ring a bell with 0.007% of the world's populace. Or on average, 22 people in iceland.


But you didn't, so instead the women will be hunting for real men who've proven themselves online by battling fierce odds wearing Pandemic Legion shirts. I heard Icelandic women get wet for true warriors.
Straife
Noob Corp Inc
#263 - 2013-05-10 18:31:45 UTC
Vincent Gaines wrote:
David Magnus wrote:
Now that we are the Kings of Lowsec, and the King-makers of Nullsec, we should move into Highsec to claim our rightful throne there as well.

Come into w-space.


We tried that one time. Got lost for 3 days and suicided everything.
penifSMASH
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#264 - 2013-05-10 18:31:47 UTC
To put things into perspective: Snuffbox lost out to Sniggwaffe, a training corp full of newbies and spies that can barely fly drakes
Vincent Gaines
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#265 - 2013-05-10 18:32:55 UTC
Straife wrote:
Vincent Gaines wrote:
David Magnus wrote:
Now that we are the Kings of Lowsec, and the King-makers of Nullsec, we should move into Highsec to claim our rightful throne there as well.

Come into w-space.


We tried that one time. Got lost for 3 days and suicided everything.


<3

Not a diplo. 

The above post was edited for spelling.
Jack bubu
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#266 - 2013-05-10 18:33:45 UTC
Straife wrote:
Vincent Gaines wrote:
David Magnus wrote:
Now that we are the Kings of Lowsec, and the King-makers of Nullsec, we should move into Highsec to claim our rightful throne there as well.

Come into w-space.


We tried that one time. Got lost for 3 days and suicided everything.

i still blame elise for that one

RIP 80x rokhs
Vincent Gaines
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#267 - 2013-05-10 18:34:06 UTC
Dez Affinity wrote:
Vincent Gaines wrote:
Kings of Low Sec: An alliance who lives in Null


That's hilarious Lol


We live in Amamake.

As evidenced by our statue. Have you seen our statue?


Is there really? I don't know, I barely go to k-space anymore.

Not a diplo. 

The above post was edited for spelling.
Azran Zala
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#268 - 2013-05-10 18:35:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Azran Zala
anyway as punishment for shitposting we all have to work overtime at D0nnie's sweatshop in Suj over the weekend:

Home of the BBC
Donedy
Lulzsec Space
#269 - 2013-05-10 18:36:14 UTC
I TOLD YOU GUYS URINE ALLIANCE WAS A **** NAME!
Dark Flare
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#270 - 2013-05-10 18:38:32 UTC
Donedy wrote:
I TOLD YOU GUYS URINE ALLIANCE WAS A **** NAME!

you were wrong that comes out of the other side

Kings of Lowsec
Amantus
Drexciyan Sea Unit
SPACE DETROIT
#271 - 2013-05-10 18:38:42 UTC
thats it im quitting the game ive sded my stuff all ready so u nerds on the flip
Vlad Nitro
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#272 - 2013-05-10 18:38:54 UTC
CCP Fozzie wrote:
Here's the numbers for the top 20 alliances for your viewing pleasure:
All kills in lowsec between May 5th at 11:05 and May 6th at 11:05, with CCP losses excluded. All isk values are the current ingame value estimate (generally lower than reality across the board) using the value information in the database as of today.

allianceName Number of Kills isk value
Pandemic Legion 1065 30,887,875,935
The Marmite Collective 12 16,482,021,476
Shadow Cartel 380 13,389,148,777
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT 261 11,529,365,665
Urine Alliance 323 10,342,691,166
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS 6 10,320,358,717
Negative Ten. 318 9,756,921,528
Legion of xXDEATHXx 212 8,711,165,020
SCUM. 189 8,257,979,096
RvB - RED Federation 88 6,135,190,982
I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth 219 5,980,987,667
RAZOR Alliance 242 5,382,500,523
Suddenly Spaceships. 6 4,968,383,746
Northern Coalition. 25 4,615,503,867
Atrocitas 115 4,145,931,027
Goonswarm Federation 50 3,404,398,456
C0VEN 89 2,980,768,673
Stealth Wear Inc. 74 2,914,648,766
Nulli Legio 289 2,796,675,506
The STAR Alliance 33 2,735,518,256




Was there REALLY any doubt of the outcome ...

Honestly, good job PL would have made you look far better, but the tears are delicious though.

oh, and nice idea CCP!
kyrieee
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#273 - 2013-05-10 18:39:56 UTC
CCP Fozzie wrote:
By popular demand, here's the list covering just kills against CCP Devs:
All kills in lowsec between May 5th at 11:05 and May 6th at 11:05, where the victim is a CCP Dev. All isk values are the value of the items, ships and implants in the losses that were sourced from within the EVE economy through either the market or normal gameplay.

allianceName number of Kills isk value
Urine Alliance 55 0
RvB - RED Federation 18 0
RvB - BLUE Republic 7 0
Ministry of Inappropriate Footwork 4 0
The Retirement Club 3 0
Goonswarm Federation 6 0
Knights of Tomorrow 3 0
Negative Ten. 2 0
K162 2 0
Stealth Wear Inc. 5 0
Verge of Collapse 8 0
Red Alliance 2 0
Ushra'Khan 1 0
Illusion of Solitude 2 0
RISE of LEGION 1 0
Dominatus Atrum Mortis 1 0
The Fourth District 1 0
White-Lotus 1 0
The Periphery 2 0
Iron Oxide. 2 0


Have to admit, that's pretty funny.
penifSMASH
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#274 - 2013-05-10 18:40:02 UTC
the ironic "im mad" gimmick doesnt work after youve been unironically mad for 6 pages
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#275 - 2013-05-10 18:41:01 UTC
I'm sure our Lokis helped PL's total.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Jack bubu
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#276 - 2013-05-10 18:47:32 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
I'm sure our Lokis helped PL's total.

what, the 3 you lost before you all ran to the station and docked?
Ramirez Dora
Neckbeards International
#277 - 2013-05-10 18:48:46 UTC
Ironically it feels eve has more hope knowing CCP can troll like this. Need to buy Fozzie a drink at next fanfest tbh.
Rina Kondur
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#278 - 2013-05-10 18:50:54 UTC
Congratulations to PL. Sadly I have no tears to contribute to this thread. I'm just glad people logged in and made explosions. Also happy a one year old alliance could even place in the top 20. Big smile
Donedy
Lulzsec Space
#279 - 2013-05-10 18:56:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Donedy
Quote:
From downtime on May 5th to downtime on May 6th, we will tally the ISK value of all kills which occur in low security space. The alliance whose members kill the most ISK value during this time will have their alliance logo printed on a flag and flown over CCP HQ in Reykjavik, Iceland for an entire month!

The rules:
Whoever receives the final blow will be credited with the value of kill.
The ISK value will be equivalent to that on the kill report.
Only kills made in low security space (0.1 to 0.4 systems) will count.
Only kills made after the server comes up on May 5th and before it goes down on May 6th will count.
All kills which adhere to these guidelines will count, regardless of the circumstances surrounding them.
The in-game logo of the winning alliance will be used.
In the event the winning alliance does NOT have an in-game logo, we will figure something out.


Till amusing to see how it was predictible, the rules were pretty clear but it was obvious that CCP would never have flown a "URINE Alliance" flag over their HQ.

The week needed to sort the winner out made it even more suspicious, even if as im not a dev and dunno what tools they have to "count" this sort of stuff, I will give them the benefit of the doubt.
Mercury 5
Doomheim
#280 - 2013-05-10 18:59:45 UTC
Congrats to PL
It's a shame, however, that the contest has to be mired in controversy. But leave it to CCP to act like a third-world dictator and change the rules once the counting begins.

CCP - Great Game, ****** PR