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Verlyn
Windhau
#1 - 2013-05-10 02:13:32 UTC
...for the heart.

You know this, but yet, here you are ?

Your body hates you.
Some Rando
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-05-10 02:16:27 UTC
Better hit the treadmill, OP. Best part is you can play EVE while on the treadmill. Honest-to-god hamster action right there.

CCP has no sense of humour.
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#3 - 2013-05-10 02:17:36 UTC
How do you think they keep the servers running.. you actually believe they use hamsters.. they lock GOONS onto those treadmills!

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
Corey Fumimasa
CFM Salvage
#4 - 2013-05-10 02:44:57 UTC
Everyone ends the same way, stone dead. There is time while we are here and no reason to do anything other than the things that we enjoy. There is no way to prove anything else.

I choose not to believe this. But according to the evidence that is the way of things.
HostageTaker
Band of Freelancers
#5 - 2013-05-10 02:56:48 UTC
Verlyn wrote:
...for the heart.

You know this, but yet, here you are ?

Your body hates you.



Don't blame EvE or any other software for your sh!tty life choices!

I'm 6'1", 175lbs. I cycle 21km on a daily basis weather permitting, and do strength training. I run a mile and a half in 9min 40 sec, barely breakin' a sweat...

Oh and I'm a 2003 EvE vet...

If "EvE" is killing you, time to make better choices yeh... The best investment you can make in life is your health. Over weight people, get your sh!t together...

**Fake edit - There was a story about one EvE player a few years ago; he was so inspired by his ingame avatar that he decided to lose a ton of weight. He blogged about the whole thing and his story was even picked up by the major news sites outside of EvE/gaming community.

I'm sure someone will probably link it...

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Titans on fire outside "The Alamo" of NOL-M9. I watched massive Super Capital fleets glitter in the dark near the BKG-Q2 gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...  Time to die.
HostageTaker
Band of Freelancers
#6 - 2013-05-10 03:03:52 UTC
Awww look, I went and goggled it for all you fat fingered lazy types...

http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/26/health/bodybuilder-gamer-avatar-inspiration

Attention

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Titans on fire outside "The Alamo" of NOL-M9. I watched massive Super Capital fleets glitter in the dark near the BKG-Q2 gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...  Time to die.
Caljiav Ocanon
The Holy Rollers
#7 - 2013-05-10 03:55:40 UTC
All the skinny people need to get their **** together!
Verlyn
Windhau
#8 - 2013-05-10 04:39:59 UTC
HostageTaker wrote:
Awww look, I went and goggled it for all you fat fingered lazy types...

http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/26/health/bodybuilder-gamer-avatar-inspiration

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this is just great,

could i go trannie tho ?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-05-10 04:53:33 UTC
Verlyn wrote:
HostageTaker wrote:
Awww look, I went and goggled it for all you fat fingered lazy types...

http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/26/health/bodybuilder-gamer-avatar-inspiration

Attention


this is just great,

could i go trannie tho ?


Hey, that guy paid his recustomization fee and changed races Blink

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