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My friend needs clothes...

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Theia Matova
Dominance Theory
#361 - 2013-05-07 21:14:19 UTC
This calls for beauty contest! Who makes the most beautiful corpse! Twisted

First time I read it thank you for the original and awesome post!
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#362 - 2013-05-07 22:31:12 UTC
Theia Matova wrote:
This calls for beauty contest! Who makes the most beautiful corpse! Twisted

First time I read it thank you for the original and awesome post!


It would give new meaning to the term "freeze frame"
Bakuhz
NED-Clan
Goonswarm Federation
#363 - 2013-05-08 23:04:55 UTC
As a proud Member of Hades forces i was sent out to relay this message

you sir are a sick and twisted puppy hades has a high ranking position for you in the underworld
just go to charon the ferry man and travel the river styx we will await your arival on the other side

and i want a trophy room a corpse here and there will make my quarthers very feng shui
nothing better then a few dead slaves to remind the crowd to keep laybor up Bear

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Manes Avatarr
Superfast
#364 - 2013-05-08 23:14:48 UTC
I dont know if this link had been provided here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/reference

Big smile

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joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#365 - 2013-05-09 00:13:59 UTC
Manes Avatarr wrote:
I dont know if this link had been provided here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/reference

Big smile


That guy is delusional. My Chloe is real.
Manes Avatarr
Superfast
#366 - 2013-05-09 00:50:09 UTC
joelinux wrote:

That guy is delusional. My Chloe is real.


His girl is real same way as Chloe, Joe. Seriously.
Don't get me wrong - i'm tolerant. She's all yours. Twisted

And i endorse your idea about clothing Idea

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joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#367 - 2013-05-28 23:52:39 UTC
Manes Avatarr wrote:
joelinux wrote:

That guy is delusional. My Chloe is real.


His girl is real same way as Chloe, Joe. Seriously.
Don't get me wrong - i'm tolerant. She's all yours. Twisted

And i endorse your idea about clothing Idea


Pssh...that is a "love doll". Chloe is a real human. With internal organs and everything.
Jason Amelana
Ascendance
Goonswarm Federation
#368 - 2013-05-29 02:08:54 UTC
Danika Princip wrote:
Shocked

Shocked I Agree With You ON That One Danika
Kieron Krodmandouin
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#369 - 2013-05-29 03:07:39 UTC
Can the "Trophy room" include a large bed, electric blanket and curling iron? Might as well cover all the bases and include a well stocked bar too.
Kenrailae
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#370 - 2013-05-29 05:43:27 UTC
@ OP


You, Sir, have just won Eve. We can all uninstall now and go back to our lives.... *cough*

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Emma Royd
Maddled Gommerils
#371 - 2013-05-29 09:51:27 UTC
CCP - you must cancel the ice mining chages immediately, without ice mining, I wouldn't be able to trawl through the lesser used forums like this one and find this kind of post.

OP - you are what eve is about.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#372 - 2013-05-30 18:18:06 UTC
Kieron Krodmandouin wrote:
Can the "Trophy room" include a large bed, electric blanket and curling iron? Might as well cover all the bases and include a well stocked bar too.


Why bother? Just put her out for a space walk. Keeps her fresh.
Jade III
Sebiestor Tribe
#373 - 2013-05-30 20:58:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Jade III
All of the sudden, Chloe comes out of her lifeless state and becomes a zombie Capsuleer for OP's alt.

What if all of our collected corpses become zombies? That would be epic! Big smile

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Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#374 - 2013-06-04 14:25:59 UTC
I would very much like to add my support to your enterprising and very interesting suggestion for new features within EvE.



I would like to add to this the need to convert ship's non-capsuleer crew and passengers into "meat-cubes"; similar to fuel blocks, for easy transport.



Ideally they should remain alive and fully aware throughout this procedure, though this is not 100% required.



I tried it with a Fuel Block packer and two young Gallante men I met at Quafeworld in Balle, but unfortunately it seems that a machine designed to process Station Fuel has an issue grinding human bone and pulping flesh without reporting a




"F001918 SERVICE TRAY JAMMED ERROR"

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Nirealle Freemist
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#375 - 2013-06-06 03:23:35 UTC
I feel I must reawaken this thread, as crazy as I think the OP is this hilarity must continue.
Ordellus
Doomheim
#376 - 2013-06-06 03:30:32 UTC
Nirealle Freemist wrote:
this hilarity must continue.


Great, we are now encouraging immaturity and perversion.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#377 - 2013-06-13 15:57:14 UTC
Most necro'd necro thread.
Evah.


So... The killer app for WiS: A bar & lounge, called "The Trophy Room," where eggers could meet to talk business, relax safely, get a meal... And show off their collections. All wall-space would be covered in 'companions' - or at least their heads. Some stations and outposts would gain reputations based upon the quality & fame of their Trophy Room collections, and thus become attractive not merely for the range of services, or price of goods.

I daresay that some folks might engage special bounty hunnters to acquire more desireable items for the collection in their favored lounge... and a secondary market in swapping bodies might arise.

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Anna Djan
Banana Corp
#378 - 2013-06-13 15:59:26 UTC
I concur with this request.

+1 cause its so eve
Shiera Kuni
Electric Machete
#379 - 2013-06-13 20:12:05 UTC
This isn't implemented yet?! I also humbly request that we get the ability to strap corpses to our ships, reaper style. I need my meat shield!

CCP Falcon:  This thread is terrible.
Gorgoth24
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#380 - 2013-06-13 20:43:30 UTC
Best.Thread.Ever.

This would be an excellent publicity stunt for CCP.

I love this idea