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Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation Mk. III
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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#81 - 2013-05-06 13:25:04 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:


I wish I could win that Ishukone Watch Scorpion from the big lotto today.


Wish granted, but it gets popped on the delivery.

I wish I had a computer that doesn't lag and DC twice during fun EVEnts.

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#82 - 2013-05-06 16:20:09 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:


I wish I could win that Ishukone Watch Scorpion from the big lotto today.


Wish granted, but it gets popped on the delivery.

I wish I had a computer that doesn't lag and DC twice during fun EVEnts.


Done! You take possession of the new HAL-9000 Gaming system but when you leave your house to run an errand, it wont let you back in.

I wish THIS friday was payday.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#83 - 2013-05-06 16:22:48 UTC
Random McNally wrote:


I wish THIS friday was payday.


Granted, this Friday is payday.

I wish the sun would come out from behind the clouds. Sad

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#84 - 2013-05-06 16:32:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Commissar Kate
Random McNally wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:


I wish I could win that Ishukone Watch Scorpion from the big lotto today.


Wish granted, but it gets popped on the delivery.

I wish I had a computer that doesn't lag and DC twice during fun EVEnts.


Done! You take possession of the new HAL-9000 Gaming system but when you leave your house to run an errand, it wont let you back in.

I wish THIS friday was payday.



I'm sorry Mizhir, I'm afraid I can't do that.

-k8

My Fanclub
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#85 - 2013-05-06 18:11:48 UTC
Your failure to make a wish places you in a infinite loop time warp divide by zero error. Very horrifying for you.

I wish I had a nice shish kebab and pita sandwich, no white sauce please.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#86 - 2013-05-06 18:17:44 UTC
Wish granted. But it has white sauce on it.

I wish I could redeem my self from my last post.

-k8

My Fanclub
Mauisspawn
Revolutions Of Onboard Kinetics
#87 - 2013-05-07 19:46:28 UTC
Granted but all of your forum posts are now deleted and no one knows who you are.

I wish that there was a section in my Employment's building that will allow us to play EVE online among other games.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#88 - 2013-05-08 01:15:33 UTC
Mauisspawn wrote:


I wish that there was a section in my Employment's building that will allow us to play EVE online among other games.


Granted, enjoy your new career in Human Resources.

I 3d printers could print me dinner.

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Bendonni Narri
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#89 - 2013-05-08 01:21:00 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Mauisspawn wrote:


I wish that there was a section in my Employment's building that will allow us to play EVE online among other games.


Granted, enjoy your new career in Human Resources.

I 3d printers could print me dinner.


Granted. It tastes like melted plastic.

I wish for chocolate.

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NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
#90 - 2013-05-08 04:36:39 UTC
Granted, but the chocolate has the nuts that you just can't stand

I wish EVE was drama free Lol

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#91 - 2013-05-08 08:47:44 UTC
Wish granted and all the drama causing players go play wow. But with only 10% of the playerbase remaining, CCP goes bankrupt and has the close down the game

I wish the weather is good again.

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#92 - 2013-05-08 16:04:34 UTC
Granted! The local weather person knocks on your door and in a beam of deitific light, pronounces that the weather will be absolutley perfect.

Just not where you are.

I wish I had more coffee.

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Mauisspawn
Revolutions Of Onboard Kinetics
#93 - 2013-05-09 19:55:22 UTC
Granted but it is the cheap kind that the Military issues to the soldiers.

I wish I could fly around in my Maller In real life.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#94 - 2013-05-09 20:02:02 UTC
Granted!
But there's nowhere to dock, and no one to gank.

I wish to stand atop the tallest mountain.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#95 - 2013-05-09 20:48:13 UTC
You got it!
Well, it's not the precisely the tallest mountain. It's just the tallest mountain in our solar system. It's Rheasilva, and it's over three times taller than Everest. It's on asteroid Vests 4, not a very good place for you to survive.

I wish we had more national holidays in the U.S.
Melek D'Ivri
Illuminated Overwatch Group
#96 - 2013-05-09 21:56:03 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
You got it!
Well, it's not the precisely the tallest mountain. It's just the tallest mountain in our solar system. It's Rheasilva, and it's over three times taller than Everest. It's on asteroid Vests 4, not a very good place for you to survive.

I wish we had more national holidays in the U.S.

Granted! E'ryday is now a national holiday! But no double time and your office start enforcing mandatory workdays on holidays.

I wish I had a Panda cheese sandwich.
Mauisspawn
Revolutions Of Onboard Kinetics
#97 - 2013-05-09 22:37:24 UTC
Granted. Just granted. No corruption!

I wish I had a way to travel among the stars.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#98 - 2013-05-14 14:35:30 UTC
Granted! You have an internal nuclear fission reaction and become a whole spectrum of rays and particles traveling off of Earth and out among the stars.
(And from then on, the name "Mauisspawn" becomes a term used when people want to say "Doing something incredibly irresponsible and harmful to other people, with no apparent benefit to yourself." As in: "Man, thanks for trying to flush that dirty clogged toilet. You just mauisspawned the whole house.")
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#99 - 2013-05-14 15:40:10 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Granted! You have an internal nuclear fission reaction and become a whole spectrum of rays and particles traveling off of Earth and out among the stars.
(And from then on, the name "Mauisspawn" becomes a term used when people want to say "Doing something incredibly irresponsible and harmful to other people, with no apparent benefit to yourself." As in: "Man, thanks for trying to flush that dirty clogged toilet. You just mauisspawned the whole house.")


....and because you failed to make a wish, you have destroyed the time continuum. You have been made into a Panda cheese sandwich and fed to Melek D'Ivri while the CD player in your car has been changed to cassette player and all your tapes are slowly becoming Queen's Greatest Hits. Congratulations!

I wish Gatorade (G2) made a cheeseburger flavored drink.

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#100 - 2013-05-14 16:02:45 UTC
Wish granted and they started selling a cheeseburger flavored drink. But it turned out to be a horrible faillure and it was considered as one of the most horrible flavours in the history of drinks.

I wish i had cake.

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