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{VOLUP} A private mail from a forgotten acquaintance

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Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#1 - 2013-05-04 18:27:37 UTC
Hello old friend,

I must admit that it has been some time since we last met, last spoke or gazed at the moonlight together. You I see have come a long way from where we first met, and I likewise have done the same.

And when I heard your name on the lips of my acquaintances, then what could I do but smile and offer you this chance to see me again.

It is with that spirit of adventure, that spark of devil may care that I knew from old that I invite you to something new. Something deliciously divine and libertine. I invite you to divest yourself of all your inhibitions and probe into your innermost yearnings. All that I have learnt, all that I have built, all that I have taught will be here for you to sample, for is it not said that a courtesans table is one visited often, but ne'er surpassed?

Message me with all haste and together, with my host of friends and experiences we shall unlock pleasure and vistas beyond your wildest dreams.

But... I suppose that you may not care to remember me, or are skeptical, unsure.... even nervous? After all, ever such as I were looked down upon once.

So join me, one week from today, at 17:00. I'll be sure to send you the location of my House. Discretion is assured, as is security.

For now, the pleasure is mine, later, I know it will be yours.



Lady Galena
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#2 - 2013-05-04 18:33:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Che Biko
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-05-04 19:27:14 UTC
Maybe, you know. only sections of this message were meant to be confidential.

Sections. Confidential. You get what I'm saying here?

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-05-04 19:27:36 UTC
(It's a joke about genitalia.)

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#5 - 2013-05-05 17:00:04 UTC
*sigh* So many literal minded people not understanding this. Unfortunate. Really is.
Donatien Lisette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-05-05 19:21:32 UTC
Man, I thought I was slow. It's not hard people, really, it isn't!
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#7 - 2013-05-05 19:52:48 UTC
This is now an open invitation to anyone that desires. I request you message me if your curiosity gets the better of you.
Carmilla D'Morenta
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-05-05 23:32:01 UTC
A mysterious party, a gathering of like minded people, a coming together of the best.. and worst of society.

I will be there, oh my yes, I will be there!

Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#9 - 2013-05-06 19:23:00 UTC
My apologies. I indeed take things literally when I shouldn't sometimes, but I do believe that the invitation was deliberately a bit cryptic. I hope my previous post did not pass my confusion onto others.

I will not be able to attend, but I wish you and any attending a good time.

Peace,

-Ché Biko
Heinel Coventina
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-05-06 23:39:05 UTC
Um.. It is correct to take the message literally. It's a targeted communication that takes into account the mindset (and needs) of the intended audience.

If you do not get what it's suppose to be about, you are not invited. If the offer is something you'd take, the steps are quite clear. Smile
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#11 - 2013-05-07 09:47:00 UTC
I am very pleased that some have understood. I look forward to seeing them in person.
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#12 - 2013-05-08 13:46:27 UTC
There is still time....
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#13 - 2013-05-10 09:31:08 UTC
One more day....