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Yblarbo Janks
Super Fantastic Flaming Rainbow Ponies
#1 - 2011-11-02 20:01:45 UTC
Hello, Janks here.

Janks has been sitting at "Leroy's Cantina" over here in Osmedon for the past 35 minutes, and nobody has brought around a menu. This is no doubt something to do with his security status history, but it's clear as day that the Janks is in this system in accordance of the local laws and whatnot, so he shouldn't have many problems. Sureeeeee, he shot alot of people in the past. Sureeeeee he had some part in billions of isk of damages, and suurrrreeee, he used to have a bounty... but that was all in the past, man.

For all those years of hardships he has caused, he shot a couple rapscallion battleships every 15 minutes for the past few days, and now all looks to be good. So where the hell is his waiter ? What specials are on the menu today? Where's the complimentary bread? Don't make Janks start shooting someone !

A Bear Without Hair Aint Fair - demand chest hair for all pilots!
cigarellos
#2 - 2011-11-02 20:02:49 UTC
The steak is terrible.
Yblarbo Janks
Super Fantastic Flaming Rainbow Ponies
#3 - 2011-11-02 20:03:22 UTC
Janks is sorry for wasting time, it turned out this was a Space Sunglass Hut.

A Bear Without Hair Aint Fair - demand chest hair for all pilots!
Juddas Priest
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-11-02 20:08:41 UTC
Might be coincidence but Steam has gone down too

You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into
CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#5 - 2011-11-02 20:09:18 UTC
We are aware of the problem, thank you for the notification.

Please refer to this post.

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