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Seeking new suggardaddy
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Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#1 - 2013-03-30 21:05:34 UTC
My previous forum post: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=151209

For my activity see: https://cultofescobar.org/kb/index.php/pilot_detail/1740/

My last sponsor stopped sending in payments and now I am running dangerously low on isk.

Basically all I do is run around higsec podding/ganking whatever I can catch. If you approve of this service I would appreciate your support.

I understand you may be reluctant to send isk because I am probably going to spend it on hookers and blow. You can provide support in many other ways; including directly providing the tools of the trade. I will take any number of modules or hulls that can be used to achieve this fit: https://cultofescobar.org/kb/index.php/kill_detail/3933/ . Amarr location preferred.

Just so you know that I am not bullshitting and I am truly in dire straights, I am posting my assets API. You can see for yourself that I really need help.

1978979

02WZ0PsKgC8znHh3b7gnAY9JaHaqrJqhQ9YSZD2AP4YJoQyN0nzQ9HvxeFVBJFVE

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Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-03-30 21:08:05 UTC
Confirming I get to see this dude killing pods several times a day. He does good work.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#3 - 2013-03-31 01:01:17 UTC
Psychotic Monk for CSM.

And thanks to my 2 donors so far..up to 100 mil in the kamikaze fund. Keep em coming please.

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#4 - 2013-03-31 04:56:18 UTC

I'll help you on the condition that you only spend the isk on hookers and blow. Business has been good for me, and I can think of no better use for the funds of that those who failed to read my rules.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#5 - 2013-04-01 00:46:34 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:

I'll help you on the condition that you only spend the isk on hookers and blow. Business has been good for me, and I can think of no better use for the funds of that those who failed to read my rules.


Smokes too? Gotta have smokes.

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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2013-04-01 04:59:17 UTC
Have send you a little something something to.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Kc Decartes
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-04-01 05:46:39 UTC
How sad that this has become the new era of online ships. How sad it was when DV got ban for his affiliations and his ability to run for CSM 8 removed... how sad and little C&P has become. How sad and little this once great platform is now.

Those that are unjust should be held accountable. Those who do unjust acts are scruple to no other than our blind justice. The same that holds me accountable, is the same that holds our platform accountable. We all will have our day, in terms of seeing what is right transpire.

Your trolling is no different than mine.

;-))

D.F.C.S.
Hann Solio
TXO Mining and Salvage Ltd.
#8 - 2013-04-01 17:25:17 UTC
There is a Corp called Office of Orifice Expansion that is griefing newb miner corporations in the spaces around Jita. I have placed a billion ISK bounty on them. If your corp would like to make some money please war dec them and start hunting them. Every time you kill a member of the corp you will not only get the bounty, I will also send you 50 Mil. If you kill their CEO Sc00by K I will send you 100 Mil. I get an email every time one is killed because of the bounty. When the bounty is depleted I will put another 1 Bil bounty on them. I have 15 Bil to spend to teach these guys a lesson and get them to stop griefing all the new players just trying to mine a little. Thanks in advance and good hunting.
Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#9 - 2013-04-16 23:27:04 UTC
Alas my eve funds are almost depleted. I have 20 ish thrashers left and less than 3 million isk in wallet.

Hunting has been very poor lately and the pod god is not amused. I must apease him quickly or else he will bring forth the lag monster.

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Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-04-16 23:58:37 UTC
Stop begging for isk.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2013-04-17 00:22:03 UTC
Panhandling. Not just for Jita/Rens/Dodixie/Amarr anymore.



But on a more serious note: Keep up the good work.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Savnire Jacitu
Undead Retirement Crypt
#12 - 2013-04-17 11:21:24 UTC
I'll send you money only if you take my mother to a nice dinner. Then pod her.
Nova Satar
Pator Tech School
#13 - 2013-04-17 11:27:14 UTC
go rat in lowsec you lazy ****
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2013-04-17 19:01:35 UTC
Devil Dodger wrote:
Alas my eve funds are almost depleted. I have 20 ish thrashers left and less than 3 million isk in wallet.

Hunting has been very poor lately and the pod god is not amused. I must apease him quickly or else he will bring forth the lag monster.



Msg me in game, i will contract you some tools of the trade.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#15 - 2013-05-04 08:37:13 UTC
People give you isk to ruin days... I've just been doing it for lawls...
And I love selling them their loot back.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Rual Storge
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-05-06 10:49:06 UTC
Mssg me ingame, im willing to fund you several billions over long period VS the killmails per mail you make with my donated isk.