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Ejecting 1000 shuttles.

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Mara Tessidar
Perkone
Caldari State
#21 - 2013-05-03 07:05:21 UTC
This thread is dumb and needs to die.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2013-05-03 07:27:46 UTC
Mara Tessidar wrote:
This thread is dumb and needs to die.

I suppose this is the next best idea, after mine of course.
Morrow Disca
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
#23 - 2013-05-03 10:06:18 UTC
IIRC correctly it was done on the Jita undock, caused a massive lag bomb and thus became a bannable offense overnight... but this was back in the day, when we actually had lag, not like the pretend lag you kids have got. Our lag had character. It was lag that respected it elders. Cruise missile Breachers... nano Ravens... this used to be all fields... etc...
Cable Udan
Balls Deep Inc.
#24 - 2013-05-03 10:11:20 UTC
Nexus Day wrote:
Our shuttles shall block out the sun...


Then we will lag in the shade.
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2013-05-03 10:35:30 UTC
Cable Udan wrote:

Then we will lag in the shade.


This is precisely why I turn my shadows off.

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#26 - 2013-05-03 22:05:59 UTC
Nexus Day wrote:
Our shuttles shall block out the sun...

Good, for then we shall gank in the shadows!

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Blaze Stigma
Remix Industries
#27 - 2013-05-03 22:23:36 UTC
if i remember right. few years ago there was a video of a guy who had laugh 1000 shuttle

then smart bomb them or something i cant rember
Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#28 - 2013-05-03 22:24:16 UTC
Mara Tessidar wrote:
This thread is dumb and needs to die.


Don't blame me. I stopped bumping this thread a while ago. Oh wait.....

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Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#29 - 2013-05-03 22:38:49 UTC
Do it in Highsec then use a smartbombing ship right after you launch said shuttles. Also make sure the shuttles are owned by someone outside of the corp you do the smartbombing with.

Also doing this may or may not get you banned.

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Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#30 - 2013-05-03 22:39:11 UTC
Captain Tardbar wrote:
Mara Tessidar wrote:
This thread is dumb and needs to die.


Don't blame me. I stopped bumping this thread a while ago. Oh wait.....


Shuttle cloud is just so new and fun to talk about!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#31 - 2013-05-03 22:46:38 UTC
Fill freighter completely with corpses.

Undock in jita 4-4.

Jettison all.

Enjoy your break from Eve.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Hessian Arcturus
Doomheim
#32 - 2013-05-03 22:46:39 UTC
Blaze Stigma wrote:
if i remember right. few years ago there was a video of a guy who had laugh 1000 shuttle

then smart bomb them or something i cant rember


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNMYwmfh7hw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Bandwagoners
#33 - 2013-05-03 23:21:20 UTC
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
Blaze Stigma wrote:
if i remember right. few years ago there was a video of a guy who had laugh 1000 shuttle

then smart bomb them or something i cant rember


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNMYwmfh7hw&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Something about that is just gratifyingly hilarious.

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Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#34 - 2013-05-03 23:27:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Arronicus
Pretty sure they come out in a jetcan, unassembled. I'll have to test this once my freighter gets back to jita.


Edit: You cannot jettison from a freighter, without being near a control tower. Just tried at 4-4 with a bunch of shuttles.
Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#35 - 2013-05-04 00:17:44 UTC
Completely unrelated...but...

It used to be somewhat common practice to carry shuttles in your carrier bay. In the rare event of jumping to a POS with bugged aggression settings, launching the shuttles could buy you enough time to warp off (the pos could cycle the warp disruptor to the shuttles).

I remember (2009?) hearing a pilot on comms die to a bugged allied pos while being called an idiot for not spamming shuttles to get out.

It was also not uncommon to find deathstar pos with bubbled warpins and hundreds of shuttles, similarly with gatecamps. Which is why they fixed it, not to mention the server load.

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#36 - 2013-05-04 00:22:57 UTC
I remember some years ago in Arnon somebody was leaving the game and had thousands of ships to give away. Anyway, somebody jetted a huge number of shuttles and set the SD on them, creating "pre fireworks" fireworks.

Yes kids, back in my day, we had to do things like that to get a fireworks display.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Julius Rigel
#37 - 2013-05-04 03:29:24 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
I remember some years ago in Arnon somebody was leaving the game and had thousands of ships to give away. Anyway, somebody jetted a huge number of shuttles and set the SD on them, creating "pre fireworks" fireworks.

Yes kids, back in my day, we had to do things like that to get a fireworks display.

I believe the event you're referring to was Maruu Navorra who had received a large number of assorted ships from a friend who quit the game, and he was launching them from his Orca a handful at a time outside the station in Arnon. I was in the crowd, and managed to grab a couple little goodies, a battlecruiser, a minind barge, some frigates and destroyers.

I also distinctly remember the imagine of an Orca launching a full cargohold of shuttles, and the mess it made, although I can't remember if that was the same Orca, or if it was just coincidentally an Orca launching ships, and it was someone else doing it for a different reason.

As a side note, there is this urban legend (it's not a myth, I have the pictures if you ask nicely ;) ) of Maruu Navorra filling his Orca with POS modules and flying it way out into nullsec, and the ensuing pirate attack, or should I say feast.

I can't believe it's been so long... 2009 was like four years ago...
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#38 - 2013-05-04 07:43:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer
Julius Rigel wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
I remember some years ago in Arnon somebody was leaving the game and had thousands of ships to give away. Anyway, somebody jetted a huge number of shuttles and set the SD on them, creating "pre fireworks" fireworks.

Yes kids, back in my day, we had to do things like that to get a fireworks display.

I believe the event you're referring to was Maruu Navorra who had received a large number of assorted ships from a friend who quit the game, and he was launching them from his Orca a handful at a time outside the station in Arnon. I was in the crowd, and managed to grab a couple little goodies, a battlecruiser, a minind barge, some frigates and destroyers.

I also distinctly remember the imagine of an Orca launching a full cargohold of shuttles, and the mess it made, although I can't remember if that was the same Orca, or if it was just coincidentally an Orca launching ships, and it was someone else doing it for a different reason.

As a side note, there is this urban legend (it's not a myth, I have the pictures if you ask nicely ;) ) of Maruu Navorra filling his Orca with POS modules and flying it way out into nullsec, and the ensuing pirate attack, or should I say feast.

I can't believe it's been so long... 2009 was like four years ago...




That's the event - there were several.

Such a huge "bait ball" of pods. Would have been epic if someone came in with a disco BS - would have racked hundreds of pod kills. Would have sucked and been hilarious to get podded that way. But that too might have been bannable (so it was said).

Wow it WAS a long time ago.

I was there. ®

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Sheriff Jones
Clinical Experiment
#39 - 2013-05-04 07:51:48 UTC
Kult Altol wrote:
Sounds like a good band name.


Well i would drop 500 ships and I would drop 500 more, just to be the man who dropped a 1000 ships out my hangar door.

Ish? Big smile
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