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Sheriff Jones
Clinical Experiment
#1 - 2013-05-02 15:29:29 UTC
Wrangler: Welcome to CCP, how may i help you? ...oh a sense of deja vu...
Sheriff Jones: Yes i'd like to buy a license.
Wrangler: Do i know you?
Sheriff Jones: Oh i doubt that *cough*
Wrangler: Hmm, very well. Pilot license then?
Sheriff Jones: Oh no.
Wrangler: What?
Sheriff Jones: I'd like a ship license.
Wrangler: A ship license?
Sheriff Jones: Yes for my abaddon, Steve.
Wrangler: My name isn't steve.
Sheriff Jones: No my abaddon
Wrangler: What about it?
Sheriff Jones: It's called Steve.
Wrangler: ...wha...look! We don't sell ship licenses. We sell Pilot licenses.
Sheriff Jones: Oh i don't think i'll need one of those.
Wrangler: You can't play withut one!
Sheriff Jones: I don't intend to, i intend to fly!
Wrangler: ...
Sheriff Jones: High ni the sky?
Wrangler: I'll make this very simple; we don't sell ship licenses, so buy something else or make like a minnie and ducktape off.
Sheriff Jones: Fine, fine. I'll have a poster.
Wrangler: What?
Sheriff Jones: Yes. A lifesize one would do.
Wrangler: ...
Sheriff Jones: Of Eris.
Wrangler: You!
*Sheriff Jones runs*
Wrangler: May Jove have mercy on my soul...

End.

Nearly two years, good to be back all, not that i expect to be reembered Lol
Velicitia
XS Tech
#2 - 2013-05-02 15:32:56 UTC
what the ... I don't even ... ?

sounds like it would've been funny to watch this exchange though...

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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#3 - 2013-05-02 15:43:04 UTC
Oddly enough, I do remember you.

Hi!

Mr Epeen Cool
Daetharis
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2013-05-02 15:45:59 UTC
I LOL'd

Big smile
J1LT
Interstella Misfits
#5 - 2013-05-02 15:55:07 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Oddly enough, I do remember you.

Hi!

Mr Epeen Cool


Same here.

Lets hope he makes them as good as the old ones used to be..
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#6 - 2013-05-02 16:02:26 UTC
Thanks, Sheriff Jones, now I feel old for remembering you.

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#7 - 2013-05-02 16:02:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Chribba
Another victim that couldn't stay away... the proof is right here.

Also, Wrangler doesn't work at CCP any longer, but it was quite good read.

/c

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NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
#8 - 2013-05-02 16:16:46 UTC
I actually do remember you, and some of the old ones made me laugh quite a bit! Big smile

Welcome back Smile

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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#9 - 2013-05-02 16:20:05 UTC
Yay \o/
Shaylee Dallocort
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-05-02 16:20:18 UTC
The Sheriff is back? The nostalgia is almost palpable!
Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#11 - 2013-05-02 16:35:09 UTC
When I saw the thread title I immediately thought "Reminds me of that old Sherif Jones threadnaught. May he rest in peace. I wonder what this crap is actually about."

*Opens thread and starts reading*

ShockedSmileBig smileLol


Welcome back.
CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
#12 - 2013-05-03 16:07:43 UTC
Unlocking per request; it's a nonsensical joke that's out of date, but it's still technically "content".

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#13 - 2013-05-03 17:18:50 UTC
I vote this post is moved to C&P.

Because after reading it, I feel as if half my brain cells were ganked.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Frank Millar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-05-03 17:29:31 UTC
Heh.

I remember those exchanges from ye olde forums.

wb
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#15 - 2013-05-03 17:30:54 UTC
Need a new dev to pick on.

Also for those who aren't old- http://eve-search.com/thread/840754-0/page/1

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Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#16 - 2013-05-03 17:38:59 UTC
Lol, long time sherif wb! :)

Have been thinking 'what happened to that guy'.

Too bad Wrangler is no more, casuality of a 'jesus feature'. Sad
MatrixSkye Mk2
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-05-03 17:45:59 UTC
Welcome back, old timer.

Successfully doinitwrong™ since 2006.
Captain Tavius
Picon Fleet
New Eden Research.
#18 - 2013-05-03 17:46:00 UTC
Welcome back! I look forward to more.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#19 - 2013-05-03 18:06:38 UTC
The system works! \o/ (again)
Regnag Leppod
Doomheim
#20 - 2013-05-03 21:01:13 UTC
Welcome back Sheriff! Great to see your humor again.
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