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CCP - PLEASE ADD KITTENS AND PUPPIES AS TRADE ITEMS

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IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#1 - 2013-05-03 05:06:00 UTC
Hai CCP,

I would like to make someone look really mean by having them blow up a badger of kittens.

Please add kittens to the game so I can start my scheme.


If any of your staff play and somehow get killed by any of the kittens - feel free to nerf them at a later date or add an item to counter kittens (puppies should do the trick).


Superiorly Yours
Laney

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1st-Garrentious WispBender
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-05-03 06:00:19 UTC
We as Gallente make sure that if we blow up badgers. They are filled with innocent people or creatures..
Sean Parisi
Blackrise Vanguard
#3 - 2013-05-03 06:11:43 UTC
The Gallente are WAR CRIMINALS. Earlier today I had picked up a distress beacon from a local Gallentean planet, it seems that the Gallente Federation was unable to save these refuges.

I, being a courteous and caring man went out of my way to help the Gallente people. Taking a Badger into hostile space - assisting these downtrodden people. I had told members of Justified Chaos about my mission, they had peered out of the veil with their Proteous pilot X-Gal. I could only assume that they had reported me to their fellow militia men, even though I had gone to help their people.

Quickly I was overrun by blood thirsty Gallente. Pizzflaps and Zoe Fishpants of the Villore Accords, I told them "Please do not shoot, I am saving refugees".

After burning thousands alive, they rejoiced.

Ladies and Gentleman - The Gallente.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#4 - 2013-05-03 06:41:17 UTC
Sean Parisi wrote:
The Gallente are WAR CRIMINALS. Earlier today I had picked up a distress beacon from a local Gallentean planet, it seems that the Gallente Federation was unable to save these refuges.

I, being a courteous and caring man went out of my way to help the Gallente people. Taking a Badger into hostile space - assisting these downtrodden people. I had told members of Justified Chaos about my mission, they had peered out of the veil with their Proteous pilot X-Gal. I could only assume that they had reported me to their fellow militia men, even though I had gone to help their people.

Quickly I was overrun by blood thirsty Gallente. Pizzflaps and Zoe Fishpants of the Villore Accords, I told them "Please do not shoot, I am saving refugees".

After burning thousands alive, they rejoiced.

Ladies and Gentleman - The Gallente.





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Super Chair
Project Cerberus
Templis CALSF
#5 - 2013-05-03 06:55:00 UTC
Nothing new to see here. Move along now.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-05-03 07:15:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Andreus Ixiris
Sean Parisi wrote:
The Gallente are WAR CRIMINALS. Earlier today I had picked up a distress beacon from a local Gallentean planet, it seems that the Gallente Federation was unable to save these refuges.

I, being a courteous and caring man went out of my way to help the Gallente people. Taking a Badger into hostile space - assisting these downtrodden people. I had told members of Justified Chaos about my mission, they had peered out of the veil with their Proteous pilot X-Gal. I could only assume that they had reported me to their fellow militia men, even though I had gone to help their people.

Quickly I was overrun by blood thirsty Gallente. Pizzflaps and Zoe Fishpants of the Villore Accords, I told them "Please do not shoot, I am saving refugees".

After burning thousands alive, they rejoiced.

Ladies and Gentleman - The Gallente.

Stay out of the roleplay gig, mate.

You're ******* awful at it.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#7 - 2013-05-03 07:20:47 UTC  |  Edited by: X Gallentius
Sean Parisi wrote:
The Gallente are WAR CRIMINALS. Earlier today I had picked up a distress beacon from a local Gallentean planet, it seems that the Gallente Federation was unable to save these refuges.

I, being a courteous and caring man went out of my way to help the Gallente people. Taking a Badger into hostile space - assisting these downtrodden people. I had told members of Justified Chaos about my mission, they had peered out of the veil with their Proteous pilot X-Gal. I could only assume that they had reported me to their fellow militia men, even though I had gone to help their people.

Quickly I was overrun by blood thirsty Gallente. Pizzflaps and Zoe Fishpants of the Villore Accords, I told them "Please do not shoot, I am saving refugees".

After burning thousands alive, they rejoiced.

Ladies and Gentleman - The Gallente.

These sorts of nonsensical ramblings belong in IGS! (I bet you can lolrp this to 10 pages)
Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#8 - 2013-05-03 07:22:15 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Sean Parisi wrote:
The Gallente are WAR CRIMINALS. Earlier today I had picked up a distress beacon from a local Gallentean planet, it seems that the Gallente Federation was unable to save these refuges.

I, being a courteous and caring man went out of my way to help the Gallente people. Taking a Badger into hostile space - assisting these downtrodden people. I had told members of Justified Chaos about my mission, they had peered out of the veil with their Proteous pilot X-Gal. I could only assume that they had reported me to their fellow militia men, even though I had gone to help their people.

Quickly I was overrun by blood thirsty Gallente. Pizzflaps and Zoe Fishpants of the Villore Accords, I told them "Please do not shoot, I am saving refugees".

After burning thousands alive, they rejoiced.

Ladies and Gentleman - The Gallente.

Stay out of the roleplay gig, mate.

You're ******* awful at it.


at least he was not just talking like most roleplayers
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#9 - 2013-05-03 07:51:25 UTC  |  Edited by: IbanezLaney
X Gallentius wrote:
Sean Parisi wrote:
The Gallente are WAR CRIMINALS. Earlier today I had picked up a distress beacon from a local Gallentean planet, it seems that the Gallente Federation was unable to save these refuges.

I, being a courteous and caring man went out of my way to help the Gallente people. Taking a Badger into hostile space - assisting these downtrodden people. I had told members of Justified Chaos about my mission, they had peered out of the veil with their Proteous pilot X-Gal. I could only assume that they had reported me to their fellow militia men, even though I had gone to help their people.

Quickly I was overrun by blood thirsty Gallente. Pizzflaps and Zoe Fishpants of the Villore Accords, I told them "Please do not shoot, I am saving refugees".

After burning thousands alive, they rejoiced.

Ladies and Gentleman - The Gallente.

These sorts of nonsensical ramblings belong in IGS! (I bet you can lolrp this to 10 pages)




This is serious internet spaceship warfare & tactics.

It is in the correct section.

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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-05-03 07:52:17 UTC
X Gallentius wrote:
These sorts of nonsensical ramblings belong in IGS! (I bet you can lolrp this to 10 pages)

No, please keep this off the IGS. We have standards.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#11 - 2013-05-03 07:55:09 UTC  |  Edited by: IbanezLaney
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
X Gallentius wrote:
These sorts of nonsensical ramblings belong in IGS! (I bet you can lolrp this to 10 pages)

No, please keep this off the IGS. We have standards.




They must be low standards.

Quick - log in your alt and like your own posts some more.

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#12 - 2013-05-03 11:34:10 UTC
Hi,

Please post constructively and if possible sensibly.

Started a topic to deliberately annoy or troll people is against the rules and can lead to a removal of ones forum privileges.

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