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A Message from the Nullsec Zealots to the Rest of Eve: You're Welcome

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Varius Xeral
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-05-03 03:52:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Varius Xeral
Our cabal of nullsec zealots has defeated the forces that looked to destroy Eve in every arena they reared their fearsome heads. From these hallowed forums to third party media sites, from the cyber world of Eve itself to the far away lands of Reykjavik, we have spread our message of hope until the point that now our ideology is on the lips of every man, woman, and child who believes in the future of Eve. Those who preached the message of imbalance, safety, and corruption have been driven back into the holes from which they came.

The game of Eve has been saved for everyone thanks to the valiant efforts of a brave few who had the courage and vision to carry on towards the light of truth in even the darkest hour of hopelessness.

From all of us to all of you, you are welcome.

Official Representative of The Nullsec Zealot Cabal
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2013-05-03 03:53:26 UTC
Ummm... O.K.




☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#3 - 2013-05-03 03:54:06 UTC
This is new and interesting.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-05-03 03:56:15 UTC
Blake Gates Heleneto
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-05-03 03:58:03 UTC
I literally laughed out loud.
Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-05-03 04:00:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Captain Tardbar
Are you so sure? Most dictatorships involve 10% of the minority telling 90% of the silent types of how it should be done.

Either way. It seems like you are self congradulating yourself. I remember several people during the fan fest speaches telling hi-sec people that their way of life was completely acceptable.

Why should it matter? I suppose the majority of players that do play seem to play in hi-sec. They seem conent to pay the bills without voicing their opinions. You should be thankful for their apathy. Only a small fraction of the player base voted in the CSM elections after all.

Least the threadnaughts rise up again and force CCP to do something again like the exhumer buffs.

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Varius Xeral
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-05-03 04:01:47 UTC
Blake Gates Heleneto wrote:
I literally laughed out loud.


I too laugh with relief and joy at our salvation.

No need to thank us friend, we know how much you appreciate our tireless sacrifice.

Hahaha

Let us all laugh with joy together.

Hahaha

Official Representative of The Nullsec Zealot Cabal
Haseo Antares
Production N Destruction INC.
F O R M I C I D A E
#8 - 2013-05-03 04:04:11 UTC
Varius Xeral wrote:
Our cabal of nullsec zealots has defeated the forces that looked to destroy Eve in every arena they reared their fearsome heads. From these hallowed forums to third party media sites, from the cyber world of Eve itself to the far away lands of Reykjavik, we have spread our message of hope until the point that now our ideology is on the lips of every man, woman, and child who believes in the future of Eve. Those who preached the message of imbalance, safety, and corruption have been driven back into the holes from which they came.

The game of Eve has been saved for everyone thanks to the valiant efforts of a brave few who had the courage and vision to carry on towards the light of truth in even the darkest hour of hopelessness.

From all of us to all of you, you are welcome.


All of us? How many people are you?

We currently have the world's greatest linguists and scientists trying to decode what you just said.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#9 - 2013-05-03 04:06:59 UTC
Haseo Antares wrote:
Varius Xeral wrote:
Our cabal of nullsec zealots has defeated the forces that looked to destroy Eve in every arena they reared their fearsome heads. From these hallowed forums to third party media sites, from the cyber world of Eve itself to the far away lands of Reykjavik, we have spread our message of hope until the point that now our ideology is on the lips of every man, woman, and child who believes in the future of Eve. Those who preached the message of imbalance, safety, and corruption have been driven back into the holes from which they came.

The game of Eve has been saved for everyone thanks to the valiant efforts of a brave few who had the courage and vision to carry on towards the light of truth in even the darkest hour of hopelessness.

From all of us to all of you, you are welcome.


All of us? How many people are you?
At lest two: Himself and the dude in the mirror. More, if he's in a fun house.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Varius Xeral
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-05-03 04:12:30 UTC
Haseo Antares wrote:
All of us? How many people are you?


Unfortunately, dear citizen, we cannot reveal our true numbers and forces. We must remain ever-vigilant against the forces of darkness that seek to snuff out the light of this great game, and must, therefore, continue to forever operate in the shadows.

Our Nullsec Zealot High Command deemed my exposure a worthy sacrifice to bring you grateful peons the joyous news of our victory. I am happy to face whatever terrible reprisals may be visited upon me by the forces of darkness for doing so.

Official Representative of The Nullsec Zealot Cabal
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2013-05-03 04:17:16 UTC
I like how many people actually fell for this.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-05-03 04:18:52 UTC
I for one am rather drunk and yet have the ability to type somewhat correctly it seems. I see you can type too at the moment. I just pray your reasons that you type what you do is related to inebriation too.

I find your typings amusing simply because I know the majority of the player base will never see our conversations. The majority doesn't come to forums. They don't seem to care about poltics either. The majority remains silent until something really bothers them.

So type away all you like. It won't change the opinion of the majority who don't come to the forums.

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Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-05-03 04:22:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Captain Tardbar
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
I like how many people actually fell for this.


Personally, I've created a few threadnaughts using my alts as trolls as well. I'd link you the threads, but it would give away my alts. *Hint* They are two pages back and one on this page. Also. Some of the people who I get into arguments with are myself to keep the thread on the front page.

It all really a bunch of hoo-doo as only a handful of EVE players read the forums. But it keeps me entertained.

[edit]

That might mean I'm the OP but I would never admit it. Its hard to keep my hi-sec/null-sec personalities seperate on my alts.

[edit2]

And with that I need to go to bed. Shame this wasn't posted earlier. If the OP keeps posting, it means I stayed up but to prove I was legit, it means this character stopped posting.

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Felicity Love
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-05-03 04:30:26 UTC
Onoes... someone just fell down the rabbit hole....


"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-05-03 04:31:47 UTC
The shnozzberries taste like shnozzberries!

There is no Bob.

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KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-05-03 04:34:22 UTC
Meow.

I am a dog.

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-05-03 04:36:41 UTC
~we do not sow~

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#18 - 2013-05-03 04:37:42 UTC
Things and such.
Gargep Farrow
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-05-03 05:03:25 UTC
Not sure what the OP is blathering on about, The more I read about it the more I believe Odyssy is going to end up being a net NERF to Null and Low.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-05-03 05:10:23 UTC
Captain Tardbar wrote:
Some of the people who I get into arguments with are myself to keep the thread on the front page.

I heard psychiatrists can help you with this.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
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