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Guard Rail needed in stations!

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Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#1 - 2013-05-01 09:39:57 UTC
Halp CCP...

Docking my lovely DST today, it appears I missed the ladder on the way out, and have discovered that your stations have some very weird gravity effects.

I must have tripped on the edge of my pod door, as I have spent the last 10 minutes very slowly falling through the station floor.

It all started going wrong about here: HALP!

And it just got worse from then on...I have been waiting for a thud, however, it seems the stations are bottomless, and I am now concerned I may end up falling into some terrible space/time distortion and ending up in the middle of a blob in null in my pod....

Waiting for a bump

EEEEP!

Admiring the pipework

HALP!

The end is nigh!

GD, you are my last hope...if this doesnt end well, you cant have my stuff, cos I think it fell with me....alternatively, if the universe is actually collapsing...then contract me your stuff when we get to the other side!

Fluffy Bunny Pic!

GallowsCalibrator
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-05-01 09:47:08 UTC
You found the Door.

Congratulations, welcome to the inside of the station! Welcome FOREVER.
Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#3 - 2013-05-01 09:51:04 UTC
GallowsCalibrator wrote:
You found the Door.

Congratulations, welcome to the inside of the station! Welcome FOREVER.




So thats why Hilmar kept it closed at the weekend Shocked

Fluffy Bunny Pic!

Comando Rotineque
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-05-01 10:16:54 UTC
Could this be a way to finally get to Jove space?
Aquila Shadow
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-05-01 10:30:22 UTC
If anyone is interested i shall reveal the hidden door that CONCORD dosnt want you to know about in the Yulai system.Shocked

http://i.imgur.com/TMZzhVf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vobXjab.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/csuwHF9.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4IWeVzK.jpg

The rest of the photos are of me touring the lower levels of the station

http://i.imgur.com/Y0VkSEE.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UIb5hpR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kvZ3WlO.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/inUAB53.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/L4kVl5t.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UZckwAO.jpg

All in all it was a nice little trip, ended up sending out postcards to my mum while i was down there.

                                              "Let Vigilance Be Your Sword"
Cypherous
Liberty Rogues
Aprilon Dynasty
#6 - 2013-05-01 10:30:58 UTC
Came expecting CCP Guard joke

Shocked
Sentient Blade
Crisis Atmosphere
Coalition of the Unfortunate
#7 - 2013-05-01 10:53:07 UTC
425mm Guardrail

... I'll get my coat.
Ivoto
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#8 - 2013-05-01 10:53:58 UTC
Youve found a way to exit your CQ.

Congratulations, you just won Eve Online.
Jonasan Mikio
Must Remove Snow Flakes
#9 - 2013-05-01 18:43:44 UTC
Dude, this is how you access the final raid dungeon of eve! Assemble your finest wizards and make sure they have at least t4 raid gear!
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#10 - 2013-05-01 18:47:20 UTC
have you tried exiting the CQ?

no.. seriously
Utremi Fasolasi
La Dolce Vita
#11 - 2013-05-01 18:52:03 UTC
Morganta wrote:
have you tried exiting the CQ?

no.. seriously


Yeah click the button to enter the hanger view and it's instantly fixed/reset.
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#12 - 2013-05-01 19:03:42 UTC
Ever drank so much that you fell down and missed the floor?

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#13 - 2013-05-01 19:12:28 UTC
Rhivre wrote:
The end is nigh!

GD, you are my last hope...if this doesnt end well, you cant have my stuff, cos I think it fell with me....alternatively, if the universe is actually collapsing...then contract me your stuff when we get to the other side!

"Another visitor. Stay awhile... staaaaay FOREVER!"
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#14 - 2013-05-01 19:20:09 UTC
Deep in the bowels of the station the OP will run into Gollum and discover that the entire game is just a layer of LOTRO.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
CCP Guard
C C P
C C P Alliance
#15 - 2013-05-01 19:23:23 UTC
Cypherous wrote:
Came expecting CCP Guard joke

Shocked


Me too.

CCP Guard | EVE Community Developer | @CCP_Guard
Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#16 - 2013-05-01 19:26:53 UTC
CCP Guard wrote:
Cypherous wrote:
Came expecting CCP Guard joke

Shocked


Me too.



Well, now you are here, you will do just fine as a safety rail, we can just hang onto your banhammer for safety

Fluffy Bunny Pic!

Jonasan Mikio
Must Remove Snow Flakes
#17 - 2013-05-01 19:30:42 UTC
Rhivre wrote:
CCP Guard wrote:
Cypherous wrote:
Came expecting CCP Guard joke

Shocked


Me too.



Well, now you are here, you will do just fine as a safety rail, we can just hang onto your banhammer for safety



No way.. thats where he keeps the souls of evil botters and people who threaten peoples RL assets..... I dont wat to hang out in there, im to pretty for the ban hammer! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WOULD DO TO ME IN THE BANHAMMER?
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#18 - 2013-05-01 19:33:30 UTC
Rhivre wrote:
CCP Guard wrote:
Cypherous wrote:
Came expecting CCP Guard joke

Shocked


Me too.



Well, now you are here, you will do just fine as a safety rail, we can just hang onto your banhammer for safety


Fool. A Guard rail made is at a perfect tripping hight.

Why I bet I was guard that this!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#19 - 2013-05-01 19:45:42 UTC
FFS. Learn to floor.

That being said, it always takes one person to ruin the fun for everyone. Mcdonalds hot coffee was ruined by someone who DIDNT find scalding liquid being poured into your lap as exciting as I did, and why does it tell you 'do not eat' on the back of Preperation H? I can only image the call into the help line where someone downed 4 tubes of the stuff before realizing that their hemmhroids werent any better and decided to call prompting that little jewel on the carton and tube.

Now that you forgot to floor, we will get big ugly handrails, bright yellow warning signs and yellow flashy lights, and we will all have to strap up when we come within 20ft of the edge.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#20 - 2013-05-01 19:50:35 UTC
Old bugs are best bugs! Lol
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