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Whores in Space [Mercs for Hire] "#1 Most damage done since Inferno" -CCP

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Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
Templis CALSF
#101 - 2013-04-29 15:00:27 UTC
Congrats to you guys!

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#102 - 2013-04-29 18:28:17 UTC
Alekseyev Karrde wrote:
Congrats to you guys!


Thank you! It means a lot!


Craig le'Stoner wrote:
Do you guys work for CCP? Or is this the CCP merc alliance? I am confused. I cant seem to find anywhere on the internet that says "Whores in space #1 blah blah " - CCP. Maybe it was said at fanfest. Or maybe you are looking at the CCP sanctioned killboard statistics. Or maybe....


Topic Title aside, Good job dudes keep makin pretty blue explosions.


I summarized their presentation at fanfest into words. We are in no way related to CCP.

Thank you for the support

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Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#103 - 2013-04-29 19:21:32 UTC
Gratz boys.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Tung Yoggi
University of Caille
#104 - 2013-04-29 19:27:47 UTC
How come you're not called 'EVE Alliance 7684236293798723" yet ?
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#105 - 2013-04-29 19:49:19 UTC
Mr. Lander mentioned Public Relations when referring to us. I suppose we passed the test?

Guess we will have to be very careful when we submit an image for our alliance logo :)

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#106 - 2013-04-29 22:53:34 UTC

I had the pleasure of chatting with one of the whores just a few minutes ago- a very nice gentleman with an impressive kill history. Sadly, he did not take me up on his offers to double his isk. In a very recent war, I did in fact double and triple a few players on the other side with around 5b in payouts. I do not discriminate. Rest assured I will treat you like any other client.

Regards,

Ero

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#107 - 2013-04-30 10:38:09 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:

I had the pleasure of chatting with one of the whores just a few minutes ago- a very nice gentleman with an impressive kill history. Sadly, he did not take me up on his offers to double his isk. In a very recent war, I did in fact double and triple a few players on the other side with around 5b in payouts. I do not discriminate. Rest assured I will treat you like any other client.

Regards,

Ero



Unfortunately the math lessons on Whore's tactical school include only divisions and subtractions, sicne those are the only effects we care to impose at others we never had need to understand the concept of 'double".

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#108 - 2013-04-30 10:40:23 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:


I summarized their presentation at fanfest into words. We are in no way related to CCP.

Thank you for the support



Say that for yourself.. I am slowly implementing my plan of buying and owning all the buildings around CCP main office to build a huge wall a around them and force them to make the balance changes I want. Unless they pay me ... 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!! huhauhauahuahuau!! ahuahauahuaha

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Toni Llelo
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#109 - 2013-04-30 15:57:52 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:

Things we will do:

-Fly to the far edges of high/low sec to kill our mark


I call bullshit. Having been marked, I can tell you: these are trade hub gankers who'll only leave high sec to perish.
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Murk Paradox
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#110 - 2013-04-30 18:34:56 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Murk Paradox wrote:
Confirmed 8 of them did chase me from Dodixie for about 5 jumps in my lone Ashimmu. Didn't catch me, but atleast they gave chase.

BTW that Botane gate camp did give me a bit of a fright. Thanks for the blood pressure spike.



you are that ashimmu that ran from my bellicose other day? That is not exaclty something to be very proud off.



Was it the one that had a fleet chasing it from Botane? If so, yes, I was taking it to null where it still resides. (Still not stabbed either which was dumb on my part).

o/

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
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#111 - 2013-04-30 19:04:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
Toni Llelo wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:

Things we will do:

-Fly to the far edges of high/low sec to kill our mark


I call bullshit. Having been marked, I can tell you: these are trade hub gankers who'll only leave high sec to perish.
Such a menace Bear


Sorry Toni but our killboard says otherwise. Only half of our kills are done at major trade hubs. The other half consist of mission runners, miners, contract kills, and many other types of fights in random systems. If we get the exact location of your pvp toon then I assure you that some effort will be put into finding you.

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Toni Llelo
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#112 - 2013-04-30 19:19:24 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:

Sorry Toni but our killboard says otherwise. Only half of our kills are done at major trade hubs. The other half consist of mission runners, miners, contract kills, and many other types of fights in random systems. If we get the exact location of your pvp toon then I assure you that some effort will be put into finding you.


Other random high sec systems, you mean Lol Or should I give you credit for those four low sec kills your alliance scored on the first 20 pages of your killboard? Yeah, that was just a random sample, right... actually you roam low sec all the time, looking for those targets Roll
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
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#113 - 2013-04-30 19:53:47 UTC
Toni Llelo wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:

Sorry Toni but our killboard says otherwise. Only half of our kills are done at major trade hubs. The other half consist of mission runners, miners, contract kills, and many other types of fights in random systems. If we get the exact location of your pvp toon then I assure you that some effort will be put into finding you.


Other random high sec systems, you mean Lol Or should I give you credit for those four low sec kills your alliance scored on the first 20 pages of your killboard? Yeah, that was just a random sample, right... actually you roam low sec all the time, looking for those targets Roll


Considering 99.9% of our desired wartargets are in high sec, I'd say we do a pretty good job balancing out our time looking around in low/null pockets.

Null Camp

Yes we lost a rapier but it was beyond our control. Not the first time we've lost a ship due to the "socket closed" error.

A lot of the low sec systems we are supposed to watch run into high so we don't really have enter low sec. Cloakies and log-off traps work just fine.

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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#114 - 2013-04-30 21:32:24 UTC
Toni Llelo wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:

Sorry Toni but our killboard says otherwise. Only half of our kills are done at major trade hubs. The other half consist of mission runners, miners, contract kills, and many other types of fights in random systems. If we get the exact location of your pvp toon then I assure you that some effort will be put into finding you.


Other random high sec systems, you mean Lol Or should I give you credit for those four low sec kills your alliance scored on the first 20 pages of your killboard? Yeah, that was just a random sample, right... actually you roam low sec all the time, looking for those targets Roll


You realize how few actual WTs end up in low sec? The vast majority of the time targets are in high sec doing who-knows-what, and odds are that even when they do venture into low sec for some random thing, they don't have eyes on them 100% of the time.

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Murk Paradox
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#115 - 2013-05-01 14:49:06 UTC
Actually a lot of the WTs are nullsec alliances.

The targets of opportunity just happen to be in highsec (the ones that don't go to highsec to play station games).

Basically merc corps weed out the stragglers. They don't actually wardec the alliance. Or rather, they do not attack the alliance where they live.

They poach the tourists =)

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#116 - 2013-05-01 15:43:20 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Bump for a great group of mercenaries. I see them in action lots and im glad they like me...i think.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
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#117 - 2013-05-01 18:42:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
Murk Paradox wrote:
Actually a lot of the WTs are nullsec alliances.

The targets of opportunity just happen to be in highsec (the ones that don't go to highsec to play station games).

Basically merc corps weed out the stragglers. They don't actually wardec the alliance. Or rather, they do not attack the alliance where they live.

They poach the tourists =)



I'd say we are half and half on null sec to high sec alliances for war decs.

I wouldn't summarize them as tourists either. Everyone was born in high sec! Some just found that null sec was a lot easier Cool

Not my fault you come into merc space and expect to not get caught. Taking from the cookie jar(jita/amarr) will inevitably get you hurt.

HoleySheet1 wrote:
Bump for a great group of mercenaries. I see them in action lots and im glad they like me...i think.


Thanks Holey Lol I'm a fan

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jack1974
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#118 - 2013-05-01 20:03:05 UTC
Last Month was a great month for the alliance. Here is how we ended up:

Kills: 4,311
ISK destroyed: 347.76
Losses:190
ISK Lost: 18.13
Efficiency: 95.05%
Zeus Maximo
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#119 - 2013-05-02 15:45:09 UTC
Bump to the top! Just spent 6 bil on wars :)

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#120 - 2013-05-02 20:53:33 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Bump to the top! Just spent 6 bil on wars :)


I noticed..... keep some for us alive Twisted We don't want these guys to go to that safe place called nul sec....Big smile

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